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JeffOnVacation

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It's pronounced, "Un-President-ed." Not a mistake when you see his name in lowercase. It's befitting a man with such Low-T.

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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 8h
Somewhere inside CNN HQ, Scott Jennings is screaming into a pillow.
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 22h
Kudos to the production staff who made it look as though Mike Collins was having to listen to that literally from hell. It's as though what was happening in his mind manifest itself on stage.
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 22h
That's My President
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just now there was a UPS, FedEx, Amazon Prime, and USPS mail truck all on my street at the same moment. The drivers were bounding from their vehicles to front porches and back again like a choreographed ballet. There's a commentary about American life in there somewhere. Just not sure what it is.
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nature is healing.
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Political text message #1,000 starts: "What can we possibly say to convince you to donate to (candidate)'s campaign today?" How about: "We will never text you again."
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My man looks like 'Obsession' was based on a true story.
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The VMAs are featuring Madonna, Snoop Dogg is hosting, and it's on CBS. MTV should change their name to AARP.
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's magnificent.
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
RussianAssetSaysWhat?
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Imagine if Tom Cruise had been cast as Victor von Doom. The world's biggest actor playing arguably Marvel's biggest, most complex villain. And none of the RDJ casting confusion.
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Collision Course: The First Amendment vs. SCOTUS "Official Acts" Immunity ruling
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Every ad Jolly runs should refer to him as "Byron Donalds J. Trump."
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Somebody is wishing they had a different last name right about now...
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Somebody ask Doug Burgum, Marco Rubio, and others if they could feel their future political prospects melting in real time while they were rationalizing the blabbering of a mad man.
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sweet! If only we could go back to a time when Newspaper endorsements or Editorial Boards could sway a local electorate into not making catastrophic decisions that work against their own interests! Maybe he could go on TikTok???
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If the r/waitforit thread was a Bluesky post...
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If he wants his name on things so badly, let's name the National Debt after him: Most of the Trump Debt happened on his watch, so this is one he earned...
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The years of waiting between new game releases is interminable. Who do they think they are? Streaming TV shows?
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's clear he thinks his own base is stupid. No rational person would buy this "logic" and he knows that. His only remaining trick is to prey upon his own sheeple.
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Posting for posterity. Both Stephen Colbert & Jimmy Kimmel interviewed the future President of the United States on their shows, yet both were forced to stream it because the U.S. airwaves weren't free in 2026. #Remember
youtu.be
Jimmy Kimmel’s Interview with James Talarico That the FCC Doesn’t Want You To See
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
ABC News 9/11 coverage is simply the families reading the names at ground zero and showing their photos It's an acknowledgement nothing an anchor or pundit can say would be more important than simply hearing the names and seeing the faces of those we lost, + the tributes by the families. Profound.
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Every time this jerk-weed says something off script, it is profoundly stupid. "The Weave" is just his ignorance gurgling to the surface. And he acts like he's enhancing what's been written for him.
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This jerk-weed gets off on the gore of that day. You can hear it when he recounts what happened. Disgusting.
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Somebody ask donnie: If the country is doing so great we can do this, why make it contingent on who wins the midterms? Why wait? You work for me. Send me my money now.
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We used to know better. Now we know you can DOGE the ounce of prevention, boast about the savings, and just ignore the need for a cure.
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Dallas PD is deploying additional resources to manage the surge in traffic around the convention. So is Grindr.
texastribune.org
GOP’s Trump-led midterm convention comes to Dallas this week
The two-day gathering, informally dubbed “Trumpapalooza,” will put Texas at the center of the political world as it hits the homestretch of its most competitive election cycle in years.
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's like the WH watched Starship Troopers and unironically said, "Yeah, that's the vibe."
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
trump called it a war. JD says we're not at war. Only 2 questions the media need to ask Vance: 1.) When did the "war" end? 2.) Since there's no evidence Iran no longer has a nuke, did we lose, based on trump's one condition?
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"King Baby's stupid fucking ballroom" should be the name of a nightly show airing on both Comedy Central and MSNOW. 🤣🤣🤣
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
No choice at this point but for the next POTUS to decree that the lake is now called Lake Apple Bows to Fascists.
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is the condition of the USS Lincoln after 9 months uninterrupted at sea. But tell me again how Republicans are stronger on the military...
Photo of the USS Lincoln, headed for docking, unfortunately looking rusted and wounded.
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Is there anything more perfect than this?
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You won't be a 'citizen' in late-stage capitalist America. You will 'subscribe' to citizenship.
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live: MUSE The Monkees Paul McCartney Guns N' Roses Metallica Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers Bob Dylan Nine Inch Nails Willie Nelson Foo Fighters Honorable Mentions (if the judges allow): AC/DC Sting Aerosmith Elton John Pantera
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Y'ain't lyin'.
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
No. We're not doing the 'poor Barron' thing anymore. He's a grown man now, and heavily involved in his family's crypto schemes, if you believe his father.
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Somebody is...
static.klipy.com
Ahwooga! Cartoon Character with Hearts in Eyes
Alt: Ahwooga! Cartoon Character with Hearts in Eyes
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My man looks like Gordon Gekko's Ghost of Christmas Future.
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
MapQuest is letting you rename Lake Ontario...
Lake Temper TanTrump
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Three legendary voices lost in three days. And this clip keeps playing over and over in my head, for no reason whatsoever...
youtu.be
Star Trek II (1982) - Khan, you bloodsucker!
YouTube video by LoveMovieQuotes
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Should we be worried that all the best people are leaving
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It feels like America's aunt died.
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
All of this. It’s not just that the Browns don’t care about his behavior. Making him the starter says, “You’re our kind of guy.” A past-his-prime, ineffectual, Loser. Actually, this checks out.
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Agree to disagree. This POTUS is more tuned in to cable news than any other in history. It's usually to our detriment, but this time it helps: He knows the news is bad. I think he's doing that thing where if he says it enough times, he hopes it will become true. Like the 2020 election was stolen.
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I think he wants the White House Press Secretary job just so he doesn't have to be dressed down by Adam anymore...
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
JD Vance's Sofa Kingdom (read it fast)
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Natalie Harp is the kind of person who, when she’s finally cast off from this administration, would say: “It’s been the honor of a lifetime to serve you, President Trump” ...as she pours gasoline over her head and lights a match.
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ossoff Talarico 2028
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JeffOnVacation @jeffonvacation.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
100%. He is inventing new ways to be the villain. Cruella de Vil has nothing on Donald J trump.
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