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Jeff Leyser @jeffleyser.com · 30/09/2026

Wind blowing the smoke almost directly east.

Map showing the Frontage Fire at the west end of Cedar St in Berkeley.

Jeff Leyser @jeffleyser.com · 29/08/2026

Target: We deeply regret eliminating our DEI department, and hope this half-baked apology leads to consumers coming back. Also Target: Checkout our 2026 Halloween costume line up!

A black child dressed in an extraordinarily offensive “Minstral” Halloween costume.

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Jeff Leyser @jeffleyser.com · 27/07/2026

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam or Alice in Chains.

Jagged Little Pill by Alanis Morissette.

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Jeff Leyser @jeffleyser.com · 09/07/2026

Area Man Upset When Others Act Without His Consent

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Jeff Leyser @jeffleyser.com · 10/06/2026

6 car Richmond train at 4:30 on Friday. So crowded there aren’t enough wrist straps for everyone. And this is car 6, typically much LESS crowded than cars toward the middle. Do better, @bart.gov!

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Jeff Leyser @jeffleyser.com · 18/05/2026

Down, sit, come, come here. No! Stop! Quiet! MADDIE! Fuck off. She’s an asshole, but I love her.

A brown dog with big eyes and huge ears sits in the backseat of a car.

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Jeff Leyser @jeffleyser.com · 27/04/2026

Did you block this person after you quoted them? Cuz when you do, the quote is blocked for all of us.

A screen shot of Scalzi’s quote, showing the word “Blocked” instead of the quote.

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Jeff Leyser @jeffleyser.com · 06/02/2026

That may prove hard to do given that Gavin Newsom is just a slick establishment politician.

Screenshot of an article in the New Yorker, where the sub-heading reads "California’s governor has been touted as the Democrats’ best shot in 2028. But first he’ll need to convince voters that he’s not just a slick establishment politician."

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Jeff Leyser @jeffleyser.com · 05/02/2026

Glad you finally figured that out. No give all yours away, motherfucker.

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Jeff Leyser @jeffleyser.com · 29/01/2026

This feels like free money. $1.30 for every $1 bet it won’t ship in 2026.

Kalshi betting market, showing a 25% chance the Optimus Robot ships in 2026.

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Jeff Leyser @jeffleyser.com · 27/12/2025

Oakland Zoo Glowfari is one of those things that sounds kinda lame, but is actually cool as hell. #glowfari #OaklandZoo

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Jeff Leyser @jeffleyser.com · 07/09/2025

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

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Jeff Leyser @jeffleyser.com · 26/08/2025

Do you know how hard it is to get 99% of people to agree on anything?

A Gallup poll showing only 1% of Democrats approve of the job Trump is doing.

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Jeff Leyser @jeffleyser.com · 28/07/2025

This remains our greatest communal achievement.

Stats from clearsky.com, showing JD Vance as the most blocked BlueSky user. By a lot.

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Jeff Leyser @jeffleyser.com · 22/06/2025

Based on this quote, I’m gonna go with scream.

Text from the article that reads “‘I feel like I’ve been lied to,’ Kiley told his wife as his fever rose to 104 degrees. He tried to manage his symptoms at home with cod liver oil and vitamin D, supplements endorsed by Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the U.S. health secretary. He isolated himself in the living room to avoid infecting his four children and coughed and dry-heaved his way through the night.”

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Jeff Leyser @jeffleyser.com · 09/06/2025

It’s one thing for a low information voter to say that. But I have to assume this woman was at the Republican Convention. What the hell did you think this meant?!?!??

Delegates at the RNC holding up signs that read “Mass Deportation Now!”

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Jeff Leyser @jeffleyser.com · 30/04/2025

Thanks to @twesq.bsky.social for the idea. Gonna start doing this a lot.

Graph of US GDP over the last 5 quarters, showing a steep drop off in Q1 of 2025, with a picture of Donald Trump showing when he was elected, which is also Q1 of 2025.

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Jeff Leyser @jeffleyser.com · 04/04/2025

Trump take Switch. From IGN:

Statement from Nintendo that reads “Pre-orders for Nintendo Switch 2 in the U.S. will not start April 9, 2025 in order to assess the potential impact of tariffs and evolving market conditions. Nintendo will update timing at a later date. The launch date of June 5, 2025 is unchanged.”

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Jeff Leyser @jeffleyser.com · 25/03/2025

Me in the national security group chat.

Agent 99 and Maxwell Smart on their shoe phones.

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Jeff Leyser @jeffleyser.com · 09/03/2025

This is life changing. www.lehmans.com/product/natu...

A peanut butter lid with a built-in stirring tool.

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Jeff Leyser @jeffleyser.com · 14/02/2025

JFC, when the damn encyclopaedia just straight up lies, I dunno what to think.

Screen shot of the encyclopaedia showing both names for the gulf.

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Jeff Leyser @jeffleyser.com · 22/01/2025

You know those helpers Mr. Roger’s was talking about? Bishop Budde is one of them.

A portrait photo of Bishop Marianne Budde

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Jeff Leyser @jeffleyser.com · 20/01/2025

“Elon Musk is likely to be given office space in the West Wing” - NYTimes

Elon Musk gives the Nazi salute while standing behind a podium with the Presidential seal on it.

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Jeff Leyser @jeffleyser.com · 19/01/2025

Will it be back next week? I wouldn’t bet against that.

In-app notice from TikTok stating they will temporarily unavailable starting January 19th.

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Jeff Leyser @jeffleyser.com · 28/11/2024

If you see this, post a knight.

David Hasselhoff, pictured with the Knight Rider car.

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Jeff Leyser @jeffleyser.com · 09/11/2024

Well, at least we can all celebrate this.

Headline reading “'I admit I was wrong': Allan Lichtman explains why his election prediction failed”

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Jeff Leyser @jeffleyser.com · 06/11/2024

It’s 2016 all over again. The swing from 2020 to now is depressing as hell.

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Jeff Leyser @jeffleyser.com · 01/11/2024

Happy Halloween from Dorothy and Toto!

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Jeff Leyser @jeffleyser.com · 30/10/2024

Bad: My ballot is not being counted. Good: The State notified me of the problem in plenty of time for me to fix it! Track your ballot, folks! www.vote.org/ballot-track... to get started.

Notice of my ballot being rejected due to a problem with my signature.

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Jeff Leyser @jeffleyser.com · 18/10/2024

Sorry to hear Grandpa is getting tuckered out. Good thing he’s not running for a really stressful job or anything.

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Jeff Leyser @jeffleyser.com · 03/10/2024

And if you’ll excuse the flex……

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Jeff Leyser @jeffleyser.com · 24/09/2024

Tomorrow, the state of Missouri will execute Marcellus Williams, who is almost certainly innocent of the crime. All those with the power to stop this abomination have said they will not do so. If that’s not “Cruel and Unusual Punishment,” I don’t know what is. Abolish the death penalty.

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Jeff Leyser @jeffleyser.com · 24/08/2024

Repost with your first crush

Dawn Wells, Mary Ann from Gilligan’s Island.

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Jeff Leyser @jeffleyser.com · 12/04/2024

Emily St James writing for the AV Club?

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Jeff Leyser @jeffleyser.com · 06/04/2024

California feeling left out, I guess.

A map of earthquakes, showing a 3.4 on April 6 at 11:12 a.m. Just outside Berkeley.

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