jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 15/02/2026trying so hard not to look at the hot lady in the grocery store that i'm now in an aisle i've never been in before holding a product i can't identify 000
jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 14/02/2026for the last ten years i've been enduring an in-house binary package manager at work. all it does is download files, unzip them, and generate some cmake lists. sounds simple right? 30 python spaghetti files. painful to use. slow as hell. and it needs pip just to bootstrap itself 100
jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 12/02/2026guys stop trying to cancel me for doing ketamine while driving. it’s not like i’m operating heavy machinery! 110
jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 28/01/2026i’m just glad someone is out there protecting me from ninjas 000
jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 27/01/2026claude code has done the impossible — it made me empathize with product managers claude be like “this is a separate issue outside the scope of what you reported” like bro just fix it 110
jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 25/01/2025it feels illegal whenever i google a hot actor and she was born in 1997. like is she even 18? 010
jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 23/01/2025BREAKING: jd vance signs a vice executive order to legalize heterosectional marriage 010
jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 21/01/2025the world has ended, but i'm almost done implementing recursion in #syntran 060
jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 19/01/2025i’m glad that trump seems to be obsessed with flip flopping on tiktok on day 1 instead of purging dissidents 160
Reposted by jeff irwinredcloak @redcloak.bsky.social · 19/01/2025a stunning victory tonight for the geriatrics. good thing there’s only minor problems to deal with now 0163
Reposted by jeff irwinbrooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Living in NYC is scary because you’ll see a big rat and think “wow that’s a big rat” 291
jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 19/01/2025ok i guess i have to use ig reels now i just started scrolling and i’ve seen like 5 butt plug videos in 10 minutes wtf 110
jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 17/01/2025josh hawley just said that tiktok can read your text messages that’s false and even if it were true, that would be a critical bug on apple/android’s end for failing to sandbox 3rd party apps from your messages 150
jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 17/01/2025jenkins programmers be like: pipeline { stage { stages { stage { steps { step { script { echo “hello world” }}}}}}} 220
jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 17/01/2025i’ve had it with pumpkin spice lattes. i want a butter chicken latte 4150
jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 16/01/2025don’t forget to update tiktok in the appstore. you might never be able to again starting sunday 040
jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 14/01/2025life hack: for a healthy, low sodium salad, you can make your own dressing from olive oil, ammonia, and seasoning 0110
Reposted by jeff irwinVictikirby15 @victikirby15.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Who up manipulating they log 155725
jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 13/01/2025some water went down the wrong pipe yesterday and i haven’t felt right since 280
jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 12/01/2025i guess it’s time for me to port @prime-of-the-day.bsky.social from threads 120
jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 12/01/2025new domain handle who dis @zuck.bsky.social famously doesn't own a domain 2110
jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 11/01/2025@zuck.bsky.social thinks bubblesort is a good sorting algorithm 110
jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 11/01/2025@zuck goes to harlem globetrotters games and roots for the washington generals 020
jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 10/01/2025i had to use winapi today so i really don’t care if trump starts a nuclear with greenland next week or whatever 140
jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 09/01/2025the year is 2028. you are being held in an ice detention camp in texas, forced to perform slave labor as a threads community notes moderator a post pops up on your monitor: “is anyone still using this app?”. you mark it “not spam” 3163
jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 08/01/2025i’m just waiting for jack dorsey or whoever runs this shit to do something cringe and then we all migrate to mastadon 120
Reposted by jeff irwinSwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 08/01/2025Japan and America finding out they get to be on the same side in imperial conquest of Greenland 315512
jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 08/01/2025i can’t believe mark zuckerberg is letting this disinformation spread like a wildfire 220
