iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

ten years of suffering replaced by one lunch break and a mass of bash. mass of bash still mass, but mass of bash is faster mass

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but it's 6 minutes faster in ci/cd. zero security vulnerabilities from random pip dependencies. and i never have to fix it again because python shipped a "minor" update that broke everything

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it's still a pain in the ass to use because i made it backwards compatible with the old schema. i'm not pretending i built something beautiful here

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today after lunch i sat down and vibe-coded a 500 line bash script to replace the whole thing

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a package manager that needs a package manager

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jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 12/02/2026

for the last ten years i've been enduring an in-house binary package manager at work. all it does is download files, unzip them, and generate some cmake lists. sounds simple right? 30 python spaghetti files. painful to use. slow as hell. and it needs pip just to bootstrap itself

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spoken like a true patriot

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jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 12/02/2026

guys stop trying to cancel me for doing ketamine while driving. it’s not like i’m operating heavy machinery!

jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 28/01/2026

i’m just glad someone is out there protecting me from ninjas

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jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 28/01/2026

i got banned from mastodon for inciting an erection

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jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 28/01/2026

ope. i still need to try cursor

jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 27/01/2026

claude code has done the impossible — it made me empathize with product managers claude be like “this is a separate issue outside the scope of what you reported” like bro just fix it

jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 12/01/2026

that’s fair. i wouldn’t want you to harbor a criminal

jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 12/01/2026

i saw this and thought it would be funny to comment “yeah i sold crack on the corner” ok, maybe it wasn’t that funny

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jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 12/01/2026

what’s up guys i got zucked

jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 01/08/2025

you’re god damn right i am

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jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 08/03/2025

i must’ve blacked out again cause i don’t remember this at all

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jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 09/02/2025

ur in her dms. i’m in her walls. we are not the same

jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 03/02/2025

that thread makes no grammatical sense

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jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 03/02/2025

he is so banning 60 minutes

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jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 01/02/2025

i’m waiting two weeks

jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 25/01/2025

it feels illegal whenever i google a hot actor and she was born in 1997. like is she even 18?

jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 24/01/2025

nice bridge! is it for sale?

jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 24/01/2025

yes! i was standing near the west end of the mánes bridge

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jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 24/01/2025

if you see this, post a bridge from your gallery

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jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 23/01/2025

BREAKING: jd vance signs a vice executive order to legalize heterosectional marriage

jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 22/01/2025

well, i’m from utica and i’ve never heard anyone use the phrase “steamed eggs”

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jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 22/01/2025

every time it turn on the tv there’s milk propaganda

jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz · 22/01/2025

it’s ok you can borrow my computer

can a decentralized open source platform afford that?

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i should download wikipedia. thanks for the reminder

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mid day naps are always a plus

how can we know if this is the real melania

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you need a toe? i can get you a toe

this is just blue anon delusion. where’s the evidence?

how do you reach the top shelf