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Jed

@jedandwhite.bsky.social
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Gardener, crap musician, average runner

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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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NullPointer 🍄 @nuiipointer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The sound I make since age 35 when I get up from the couch
Supermarket aisle sign that says “HOOAEG”. (Apparently it means season in Estonian).
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Jed @jedandwhite.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You go to the pub to have a pint and meet with your mates/chat with the regulars/catch up on community news if you're in a village. You go to a bar to drink.
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Jed @jedandwhite.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
How I feel after my recent shift into a senior-ish position
Panel 1: Geese flying in a V, with the lead goose saying "so where are we going?"
Panel 2: A goose behind the leas saying "we're following you"
Panel 3: Lead goose looking behind and concerned
Panel 4: Lead goose looking forward, eyes wide like he's in the shit
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Jed @jedandwhite.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Got home and snacked like a motherfucker. Made everyone else snack too.
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Jed @jedandwhite.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Cowley Rd is dangerous when I'm hungry. Just idly popped into a couple of food stores and ended up with Ambar mango pickle, a tub of Labneh, some brined Bulgarian goats cheese and a big jar of Lyutenitsa. I'm going to be faaaaaat and happy.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Isn't it just part of their ongoing project to never upset the far-right while simultaneously telling the left to go fuck themselves?
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Jed @jedandwhite.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Especially when it seems there's an option.... innovateanimalag.org/egg-sexing I'd be vegan if it weren't for eggs and cheese being magic and delicious.
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In-Ovo Sexing Overview — Innovate Animal Ag
Learn how innovative technology companies are helping to solve the problem of male chick culling in the egg industry.
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Jed @jedandwhite.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This arsehole has been doing donuts above my house for half an hour. Guess he can't find any children to bomb, cos school's shut on a Saturday
A B1 American bomber
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
[sighing to my wife at the table of a nice restaurant] No no no, milkshake ducks are just for racism. if you're complaining about fascists or homophobes, that's a drone metal orthodox priest guitarist. You don't think it makes a difference, but I'm saying it does. I am not raising my voice.
Drone Metal Orthodox Priest Guitarist Responds to Fascism, Homophobia Accusations
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Jed @jedandwhite.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Not saying I'm a man of habit, but rather than buy a few new pairs of my favourite shorts cos they've faded, I just bought some black dye and made them look new.
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Working Class History @workingclasshistory.com · 12/08/2026
#OtD 12 Aug 2017 32-year-old anti-racist Heather Heyer was killed and 19 injured in a neo-Nazi terror attack in Charlottesville, VA. Heather was one of many protesting a white supremacist rally when a Nazi drove his car deliberately into the crowd stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/8376...
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 12/08/2026
This Charlottesville Nazi, Edward Clark, was a regular on the neo-Nazi social media site, Gab, where he interacted with Pittsburgh Tree of Life Synagogue mass murderer, Robert Bowers. The same day Bowers committed his heinous act, Edward was found dead by suicide on an island in the Potomac.
Edward Clark
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 12/08/2026
This Charlottesville Nazi, Craig Spaulding, seen here at another rally, was found with a gunshot wound to the head and a pistol in his hand. He spent most of his time terrorizing the Knoxville area.
Craig Spaulding with nazi tats
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 12/08/2026
This Charlottesville Nazi was actually from Charlottesville, Wayne Samiere. He organized UTR with Jason Kessler, and when I photographed him here he was yelling “Fuck Jews.” He lived around the corner from me. Past tense, because not long after I exposed him, he withered away into a drug overdose.
A young sweaty dude in a hat yelling about the Jews
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 11/08/2026
This Charlottesville Nazi, Ted von Nukem, actual name, got into fentanyl smuggling from Mexico, 15kg worth. The day of his trial he didn’t show up. Authorities found him in his hometown. He had shot himself in the chest some hours before. He had a faint pulse when they found him, but he expired.
Screaming torch bearing nazi
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 11/08/2026
This Charlottesville Nazi, Robert Azzmador Ray, lived his final years as a fugitive from justice in his mom's basement. He had a heart attack and was so scared to leave his house and get arrested that he died after several days of agonizing pain.
Nazi spraying pepper spray.
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 11/08/2026
This Charlottesville Nazi, Andrew Dodson, killed himself out of shame not long after this photo was taken. If you're a Charlottesville Nazi, it's not too late for you.
Nazi in an Arkansas Engineering shirt holding a tiki torch victoriously.
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Jed @jedandwhite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
That was a nice listen. Seems like a thoroughly good lad. AG1 is still just mouldy Rogan juice, and anyone selling secrets to a longer life is a fucking grifter.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Arm trans women
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Jed @jedandwhite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I feel ill. I've actually given in and downloaded an episode of High Performance podcast. 🤮 Only because Luke O'nien is a legend. Not because I give a shit about any performance grift supplement that Humphreys is shilling.
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Jed @jedandwhite.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Have the people squealing about not talking Ill of the dead ever considered that maybe, just maybe, not being a massive arsehole would mean that people wouldn't speak Ill of you. Don't beat women. Don't groom fucking kids. Don't bully minorities And you'll probably be fiiiiiine.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Haters focusing on Liddle's violence toward his pregnant partner, his galloping racism, or his repeated defences of paedophilia, should remember to mention he was also one of the worst writers to ever do it. A calorie-free hack of the first water. Just absolute dogshit, back to front.
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Jed @jedandwhite.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Forgot to stop the Garmin before hitting the bar to rehydrate.
An aerial view of a football pitch, with GPS tracking signals showing some idiot running up and down the touchline, before meandering into the carpark and into the clubhouse. We can assume the end point is at the bar.
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Jed @jedandwhite.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
1-3. Hot as hell.
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Jed @jedandwhite.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
0-1 to my daughter's team. And they're having a hydration break! Boooooooooooo *Brought to you by blueapron*
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Jed @jedandwhite.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Went for a run. Shoveled down some food. Got to footy on time. Been volunteered to run the line. With tired legs. On baked dry grass. In worn out Converse. Pray for me.
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Jed @jedandwhite.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
GF had corned beef and cabbage boxty with parsley sauce when we were in Dublin. Just made a bastardised version of it with "Juicy Marbles" vegan steak, and Gnocchi instead of Boxty. Yes. Just yes. Wonderful hearty stodge.
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Jed @jedandwhite.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Just one small problem... Sell the houses to who, Ben? FUCKING AQUAMAN?
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
LMFAO
AI User: I'm an artist.
Me: *turns off wifi* Prove it.
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Jed @jedandwhite.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Genuinely sad news. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
bbc.co.uk
Kevin Keegan: Liverpool legend and former Newcastle United and England manager dies aged 75
Former England captain and manager Kevin Keegan dies at the age of 75, seven weeks after he revealed he had been diagnosed with stage four cancer.
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Jed @jedandwhite.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This World Cup final opening is fucking classless horror.
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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Jed @jedandwhite.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Happy new #Menzingers day, all who celebrate! link.deezer.com/s/33Rf1ZTbaW...
link.deezer.com
Everything I Ever Saw
The Menzingers - album - 2026 - 11 songs
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Cara (haunting you) 💀🐦‍⬛ @geekpie.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
find my nearest data centre and burn it to the ground
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Jed @jedandwhite.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Can we just set Erling #Haaland and Ilona Maher up on a date. Their vibes match, and they're just silly guys in the bodies of titans
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Jed @jedandwhite.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If a whole group of people needs security details because of their views.....then maybe stopping being cunts would be a safer option for them?
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Aboorrent Abby @abhorrentabby.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The trolley problem, but Wile E Coyote tries to divert the trolley to hit the roadrunner. Instead it moves sideways and runs over Wile E
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Jed @jedandwhite.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Watching the #gaa quarters in a pub I have no idea what's going on but I'm picking it up as it goes on. Having a lovely time.
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Jed @jedandwhite.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It was joyous. Set full of bangers, then an encore that took the roof off. Last time I was in Dublin was for that Kerbdog gig we did twenty odd years ago.
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Jed @jedandwhite.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
BOB! Bob was great. Be more Bob
Robert Smith, the legend of a man who sings for the Cure shown on a big screen in the middle.of a park in Dublin
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Jed @jedandwhite.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Had to move spot during Twilight Sad because CUNTS CANT SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm sorry a fucking band has struck up in the middle of your conversation
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Jed @jedandwhite.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Despite the gap, Just Mustard were ace. Got a pint. Waiting for Twilight Sad
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Jed @jedandwhite.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Paying extra for the little circle at the front of the stage needs to fuck off. Support bands here in Dublin playing to thirty people in front of them, and the crowd that gives a shit is a hundred yards back.
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Jed @jedandwhite.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Dublin. Pints. Cure tomorrow. Lovely stuff
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Jed @jedandwhite.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
My favourite bit of the world cup so far has been Henri and Zlatan relentlessly bullying Maga bellend Alexi Lalas. They make it look effortless 😄
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
i assume banning kids from social media will be accompanied by a huge investment in teen-friendly communtiy spaces (like youth clubs) and social activities? No? Huh.
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Im sure banning kids from any meaningful form of connection and community they can have these days in the barren wasteland of hostile architecture that is the UK the youth will definitely not start lashing out
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Jed @jedandwhite.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
This whole Dutch team are in portrait apart from Brobbey, who's in Landscape. What a unit. #nedjpn
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Peter Beaumont @petersbeaumont1.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This is what a pogrom looks like: men in masks coming to drive you from your home. This is a collective failure of our political and media class because we did not have the courage to say no, and because too many were allowed to embrace this without shame
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