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Jesse

@jebton.bsky.social
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Hobby hopper extraordinaire and lifelong creative What a time to kick reclusive habits

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 13h
I have spent the last 48 hours renaming files and moving my music library to a more permanent home, I’m 94% done, and my inner monologue is now mostly chattering hard drive platters.
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It’s amazing the stuff you can find when you have to pack up an entire kitchen, it feels like I’ve been looking for this shower toaster for months
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I have no way to play the pod racing game and still caught the biddy bias guy’s voice in my head, actual players must be going nuts
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hearing music in my head that I wanted to exist is exactly how I ended up starting piano at five. “Just use AI” would have saved me tens of thousands of hours of music making, and robbed me of just as much.
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Gunner Stockton to London Humphreys. Touchdown, Georgia
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The dog has started watching the game from the safety of the kitchen, very calm very normal start to the football game (Go dawgs)
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It is deeply unsettling seeing orange mouth pieces on a Georgia player, kids these days don’t hate that color enough
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Excited to start my new position at the call center, I’ll be the guy playing weird harmonica karaoke while you wait
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“I didn’t hear no bell!” -Missouri back Roberts rn, probably
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boo-boo ma 🌊👻 @brobroma.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the face of vanderbilt's destruction
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you told me the choosing texas snare sound is reinforced with samples from the trash can they used to tip pitches in the astros World Series, I’d believe you. Snare tuned down to the basement, jeez.
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There’s no way John Mateer stays in the game, right? That’s the end? No mas?
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Chambliss takes the biggest risks extending plays in the pocket and he’s never punished for it, wild quarterback behavior that just keeps working.
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Even with a new head coach, it appears that playing Kentucky still sucks you in a football vortex where you have to play Kentucky football.
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fully convinced I have one singular ADHD superpower, I can lose tape measures faster than maybe anybody ever.
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
As if by magic, leaves have started falling the minute I’m sitting down to watch some college football. Fall is so back.
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Normally I struggle to keep my eyes from glazing over when montage music drops, so imagine my surprise when sitting down to watch Motor City blind
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I didn’t know Mapquest was on the Posting For 38 Year Olds site until today, but yeah that tracks actually, well played
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I’m just not gonna do falcons football this year. I’ve lived here my whole life, I’ve seen enough, I’m taking my sundays back now. Nah.
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Am I having a stroke or have they just been speaking kryptonian for A While Now: the supergirl story
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Have you tried the molded ones? The most comfortable in-ears I ever wore were molded tips for Shure IEM drivers, they passively block more ambient sound than the active systems, and they actually fit. Little spendy and they make your 80 buck headphones look like they’re dipped in playdo though.
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Packing Schrödinger’s salad for lunch, it is both health conscious and/or self destructive until observed properly. Who’s to say, really
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I wish I’d known what kind of show Silo was before I loaded up on coffee and anxiety, guess we’re white knuckling today, alright alright alright
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The spinning rust drives in my media sever making tv show intros searchable and skippable sound like subway bucket drummers, but it’s probably fine. HDD prices are fine and these things are easily sourced, probably.
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Tinnitus is great for bringing your own emergency broadcast test tone to go, never know when you’ll need the abyss to eeeeeee back at you
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I don’t think I’ve ever successfully treated a room well enough to call mine reference monitors. I like my presonus monitors, I’ll listen to them casually and check mixes on them, but all the decision making and work is still done on reference headphones for me.
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
For four bucks, you can get a nine pound watermelon, have four pounds of watermelon for dinner, and still have twelve pounds of watermelon left over to stuff in the fridge somehow. What a magical time of year.
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Lore accurate small business owner, 1:20 scale
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I wonder what the 30-50 feral hogs guy would say about the wayward fleet of Waymos in Atlanta
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Sometimes the baby steps as advised are too hard in the middle of a flair up, I think it’s ok to invent even smaller baby steps leading up to the original baby steps. It’s like backing up and building a more gradual ramp. Plus, I think starting over goes a little smoother each time.
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Yes and no. I don’t think it went away, I don’t think I ever fixed what caused it. But the things I’m able to do with it now are almost normal. It probably takes me six times longer to reach fitness goals now, but I am getting there and I know what to do when the fatigue flares up and I start over.
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Getting three hours of sleep is sick when you want to experience the remaining 21 hours of your day on three hours sleep
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Every single part of Apex is designed in a lab to be my least favorite thing ever. Sketchy rappelling, shitty sandy slabby climbing, talking to strangers I hate this movie, wildly uncomfy, so fair play I guess
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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Self hosting would be so much cooler if the homelab stuff looked more like audio equipment. Give me big, beefy knobs and VU meters, I want to watch the needles bounce and smell tubes cooking. My NAS should look like a giant tube compressor.
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
It’s astonishing how many people think a lonely $5 left on the table is The Tip. Five on $20. Five on $140. 400 dollar tab on the company card? You guessed it.
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Too old for the entry level job search, sitting with over qualified candidates leaving dying careers for the entry level job search…and we’re all watching hiring managers pick the youngest candidates willing to work for 1/3 of a living wage. Why is it so hard to find work that isn’t actively evil
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Dang pocket dimensions, at it again
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I started wearing a heart rate watch to do basic things, it mostly protects me from myself. The watch checks my ego when I feel like I’m supposed to keep pressing forward, it gives me a visual reminder to rest and get my heart rate back down throughout the day.
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I think Ryan Neuzil, the center, is a southpaw too
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Jokes on you, daylight savings time. I rarely know what day it is, losing time is hardly new.
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Can’t wait to replace my reality with a guided tour of raccoon city, should be a nice relaxing vacation
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Wow there’s so many beautiful flower arrangements online today I wonder what’s OH
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Photography would probably be a solid replacement hobby, honestly. Who needs rotator cuffs to hold cameras anyways?
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Disc golf was my main thing for 20 years, and I think I’m finally too injured to continue. I have no idea what to do with 70 degree weather now. Sure is nice out there.
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
So, does Jonnu Smith still have some college eligibility left somehow
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Windiana by a million imo
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Didn’t Indiana score on the exact same play in the first matchup? Déjà vu hitting hard
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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
The pace of current events is making it hard to find reliable books to help explain recent history, the reading list looks like a cvs receipt at this point. Feels like the worst time to be behind the times.
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/01/2026
Please stop asking the replicator for “bowls of human blood.” It’s not technically illegal but you’re really freaking people out
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