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I have spent the last 48 hours renaming files and moving my music library to a more permanent home, I’m 94% done, and my inner monologue is now mostly chattering hard drive platters.

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

It’s amazing the stuff you can find when you have to pack up an entire kitchen, it feels like I’ve been looking for this shower toaster for months

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I have no way to play the pod racing game and still caught the biddy bias guy’s voice in my head, actual players must be going nuts

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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Gunner Stockton to London Humphreys. Touchdown, Georgia

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The dog has started watching the game from the safety of the kitchen, very calm very normal start to the football game (Go dawgs)

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

It is deeply unsettling seeing orange mouth pieces on a Georgia player, kids these days don’t hate that color enough

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Excited to start my new position at the call center, I’ll be the guy playing weird harmonica karaoke while you wait

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

“I didn’t hear no bell!” -Missouri back Roberts rn, probably

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boo-boo ma 🌊👻 @brobroma.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

the face of vanderbilt's destruction

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you told me the choosing texas snare sound is reinforced with samples from the trash can they used to tip pitches in the astros World Series, I’d believe you. Snare tuned down to the basement, jeez.

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

There’s no way John Mateer stays in the game, right? That’s the end? No mas?

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Chambliss takes the biggest risks extending plays in the pocket and he’s never punished for it, wild quarterback behavior that just keeps working.

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Even with a new head coach, it appears that playing Kentucky still sucks you in a football vortex where you have to play Kentucky football.

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Fully convinced I have one singular ADHD superpower, I can lose tape measures faster than maybe anybody ever.

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

As if by magic, leaves have started falling the minute I’m sitting down to watch some college football. Fall is so back.

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Normally I struggle to keep my eyes from glazing over when montage music drops, so imagine my surprise when sitting down to watch Motor City blind

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I didn’t know Mapquest was on the Posting For 38 Year Olds site until today, but yeah that tracks actually, well played

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I’m just not gonna do falcons football this year. I’ve lived here my whole life, I’ve seen enough, I’m taking my sundays back now. Nah.

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Am I having a stroke or have they just been speaking kryptonian for A While Now: the supergirl story

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Packing Schrödinger’s salad for lunch, it is both health conscious and/or self destructive until observed properly. Who’s to say, really

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I wish I’d known what kind of show Silo was before I loaded up on coffee and anxiety, guess we’re white knuckling today, alright alright alright

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

The spinning rust drives in my media sever making tv show intros searchable and skippable sound like subway bucket drummers, but it’s probably fine. HDD prices are fine and these things are easily sourced, probably.

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Tinnitus is great for bringing your own emergency broadcast test tone to go, never know when you’ll need the abyss to eeeeeee back at you

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

For four bucks, you can get a nine pound watermelon, have four pounds of watermelon for dinner, and still have twelve pounds of watermelon left over to stuff in the fridge somehow. What a magical time of year.

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Lore accurate small business owner, 1:20 scale

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

I wonder what the 30-50 feral hogs guy would say about the wayward fleet of Waymos in Atlanta

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Getting three hours of sleep is sick when you want to experience the remaining 21 hours of your day on three hours sleep

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Every single part of Apex is designed in a lab to be my least favorite thing ever. Sketchy rappelling, shitty sandy slabby climbing, talking to strangers I hate this movie, wildly uncomfy, so fair play I guess

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Self hosting would be so much cooler if the homelab stuff looked more like audio equipment. Give me big, beefy knobs and VU meters, I want to watch the needles bounce and smell tubes cooking. My NAS should look like a giant tube compressor.

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Too old for the entry level job search, sitting with over qualified candidates leaving dying careers for the entry level job search…and we’re all watching hiring managers pick the youngest candidates willing to work for 1/3 of a living wage. Why is it so hard to find work that isn’t actively evil

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Jokes on you, daylight savings time. I rarely know what day it is, losing time is hardly new.

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Can’t wait to replace my reality with a guided tour of raccoon city, should be a nice relaxing vacation

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Wow there’s so many beautiful flower arrangements online today I wonder what’s OH

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Disc golf was my main thing for 20 years, and I think I’m finally too injured to continue. I have no idea what to do with 70 degree weather now. Sure is nice out there.

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

So, does Jonnu Smith still have some college eligibility left somehow

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Windiana by a million imo

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Didn’t Indiana score on the exact same play in the first matchup? Déjà vu hitting hard

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

The pace of current events is making it hard to find reliable books to help explain recent history, the reading list looks like a cvs receipt at this point. Feels like the worst time to be behind the times.

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ceej @ceej.online · 05/01/2026

Please stop asking the replicator for “bowls of human blood.” It’s not technically illegal but you’re really freaking people out

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

refs are stuck in recursive loops if you don’t let them announce the last flag, it’s like stranding a roomba until the next season

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

You’d think refs might not want any more face time, that maybe they wouldn’t want to clear the field for one last chance to address the stadium. And you’d be wrong,

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Jesse @jebton.bsky.social · 02/01/2026