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Jeb King

@jebias58.bsky.social
331 followers 293 following 264 posts

Baltimore man. LGBTQ. Liberal Democrat. Lover of poodles, pasta, politics, and pastries. 🏳️‍🌈

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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Aunt Florence says what?
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s Aggressive Stupidity. Several members of my family practice it. I used to just shake my head. Then, I cut them off like dead limbs from a rotting tree.
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Great line. I’m stealing it.
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bravo
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well that’s depressing
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Winner
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me too! Still do.
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Say what you will about JD Vance, as long as it's "JD Vance is a fucking asshole."
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No, you’re the dirtbags.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.” — Dolly Parton
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 01/10/2026
"We have to commit genocide to enjoy peace" said every dictator ever
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Donald Trump: prescription drug addict. Kash Patel: alcoholic. Pete Hegseth: alcoholic. Robert F. Kennedy Jr.: heroin addict. Trump's White House is the Betty Ford Clinic for dumb Nazis.
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The Shallow State @ourshallowstate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anyone who reads Time's recent interview with Trump would clearly conclude that the biggest story on Earth, this day and every day, is that the President of the United States is seriously unwell and allowed to continue in office - unfit, untethered, and unchecked. Unbelievable.
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Cheri Jacobus @cherijacobus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Special Counsel Jack Smith has proof beyond reasonable doubt that "President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation." Republicans are protecting a traitor. And for what? WHY???
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When you realize that Genghis Khan and Chaka Khan are not the same person. You’re a Schmitt-head.
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eddie Munster says what?
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fake. Hoax.
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Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet @pleightx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Mr. President, sir, Natalie Harp is here.”
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Con Junior has always been absurdly stupid. It’s in those “superior” genes.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kennedy: “Do you believe in the Tooth Fairy?” Smith: “I don’t know much about fairies. I would have to defer to you on this topic, Senator.”
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No respect is due
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Delicious
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man whore. Heh
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Breast wishes to them both
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Didn’t Grassley disappear at one point? At which point Kennedy had a minor bossy fit. “Maybe he quit! I guess I have to be in charge now.” OK, calm down, girl.
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But do you believe in the Tooth Fairy? What about the Easter Bunny?
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The cringe was delicious
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not seeing this on any news site yet…
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Intellect of a 10-year old
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Come on home, girl,” He said with a smile. “You don’t have to love me But let’s get high a while.” So try to understand. Try to understand. Try, try try to understand, He's a magic man, Mama. He's got the magic hands.
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s always the ones you most suspect.
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wait a sec. Do you think Hegswth is mandating testosterone testing because he is on it? For years maybe? This might help explain his anger and aggression.
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bet he misses his purple blouse and capri slacks
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Haha! Keep ‘em coming!
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I get you: you’re saying his change in loyalties is not to be believed. Yes?
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And thank you for the response
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ah, true. I just figured it still wouldn’t be enough. But if it is: wow!
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Real question: How can they help beyond calling out his crimes? I assume they can’t do much until after the mid terms. What do you think?
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m all for this, but the effort is mainly symbolic. The votes aren’t there.
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Agree
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Who wore it best?
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Which one?
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Insults: not necessary
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You win
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I second that emotion
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Jeb King @jebias58.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My man looks like he’s trying to hold in a fart
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