jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 08/08/2026When I, an HR professional, tell managers that it’s impossible to anticipate and write a policy for every single bizarre thing people will try to do? This is what I mean. 110
jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Not a good start for the Sounders but Sheila’s haircut is 🔥💯 010
jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The only video Team USA watched before this match:static.klipy.comThe Simpsons Play SoccerALT: The Simpsons Play Soccer 010
jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Ah yes, Christianity, the religion famous for *not* having one guy that’s in charge. 🙃 000
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 20/05/2026A harpist is playing at wine hour at our hotel and takes requests. It turns out Free Bird sounds *really* good on the harp. 020
jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Tiki bar-ing in Savannah at Water Witch. (Highly, highly recommend.) 120
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 09/05/2026My son is on a preschool soccer team with a boy named Kurt. Kurt’s main defensive strategy is to run screaming full bore at the other team whenever they have the ball. Forget that Messi guy, Kurt is the most fun player to watch. 110
jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 24/04/2026A teen said they liked my outfit and I will be riding this high for the next month. 020
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 08/04/2026A few days late but *this* is my favorite tweet of all time 010
jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Which chapter is about how the Pope, the closest you can get to the voice of God in Catholicism, specifically and personally hates him? 000
jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 31/03/2026So there I was, listening on Spotify to what I thought was the Les Miserables London Original cast album, when 110
jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Can’t believe in this timeline we get Flavor Flav as a champion of women’s sports. (Complimentary.) 010
jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 11/02/2026One of my favorite characters in any show, ever: James Van Der Beek as James Van Der Beek. I wish we got to see more. 😢youtu.beDon't Trust the B---- in Apt 23 - James Does Pop Up Theater!YouTube video by ABC 000
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 11/01/2026He’s gonna be real mad when he finds out about the wine tasting next week. 010
jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 06/01/2026A strip club near my work was recently torn down and replaced with a Chick-Fil-A. This town has really gone downhill lately. 020
jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Shocking that a man who married his 21-yr-old adopted “daughter” doesn’t think Epstein was a problem. 000
jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 24/11/2025LMAO at the closed captioning for the instrumental F1 theme. 020
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 11/10/2025I have never seen more men cry than in this Mariners playoff series. 011
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Suarez spit on Gene, the long time head of Sounders security. Gene is the best. Anyone who knows me knows I am emphatically not a fighter and I was ready to jump on the pitch and THROW HANDS for Gene. 0150
jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Or, to save on postage, we could just give people money to buy groceries with. 🤯 120
jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Buses, subways, all types of public transit are not scary compared to a Chevy Suburban going 40 mph driven by a parent distracted because their kids are arguing in the backseat. 010
jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 08/08/2025This is how I flirt.media.tenor.coma woman says i said a lot of other nice things in front of a picture of a carALT: a woman says i said a lot of other nice things in front of a picture of a car 120
jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 28/07/2025The Smithsonian has Julia Child’s home kitchen on view (really) and now instead of a nice tile backsplash I want pegboards. 010
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally? 010
jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Yesterday while making dinner my husband said “Did you hear about what happened with the killer in Idaho?” So I said “Yeah, so sad about the firefighters.” And he said “Oh, no, I meant the other one.” Not great, Idaho. 020
jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 21/06/2025“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I’m not gonna write you a love song ‘cause you asked for it, ‘cause you need one, you see. 010
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Happy WNBA season start to everyone but especially to this guy. 052
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