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jdesimoney

@jdesimoney.bsky.social
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I spend all my money on books, crafts, and carbs.

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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“secret”
A screenshot of an email from the New York Times with the subject “Breaking news: CIA sets up secret Cuba task force”
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Tiki bar-ing in Savannah at Water Witch. (Highly, highly recommend.)
A cocktail in a turquoise tiki cup with a straw and large sprig of mint, in front of a long bar.Tiki bar decor in blues, yellows, and reds.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
New unhinged security question just dropped
Screenshot showing a list of account security questions with “Where were you when you first heard about 9/11?” highlighted in blue.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
A few days late but *this* is my favorite tweet of all time
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
So there I was, listening on Spotify to what I thought was the Les Miserables London Original cast album, when
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I might be snapping.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Title of my rap album.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Shocking that a man who married his 21-yr-old adopted “daughter” doesn’t think Epstein was a problem.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
LMAO at the closed captioning for the instrumental F1 theme.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Damn okay I guess he really can do everything.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Ferry sticker: acquired.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
The Smithsonian has Julia Child’s home kitchen on view (really) and now instead of a nice tile backsplash I want pegboards.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I identify so strongly with this animal.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
That’s “vacation,” Josh. You’re taking vacation.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
Three people sitting on camp chairs on a boat in a lake. The boat is made of fencing, a car trailer base, and large plastic float drums.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Happy WNBA season start to everyone but especially to this guy.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Zuck: The average American has three friends
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
The horrors persist, but my toddler still thinks taking the city bus is the best thing ever.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
A+ advertising.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
The horrors persist, but we can still see penguins at the zoo.
Young boy in red pants and blue shirt looking at two penguins in a zoo enclosure.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Describe your account in one Simpsons image
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Dammit.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Well at least it isn’t all bad news today.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Some punny beer names I’ve enjoyed lately
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Why buy new stuffies that your kid doesn’t need when you could make new stuffies that your kid doesn’t need. 🤪 Pretty successful for a practice run, I’m slightly less nervous about cutting up Nico’s hospital baby blanket now. 😬
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Go Zags
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I unfortunately cannot recommend sharing a NYT Games account with your spouse.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Javert after letting Jean Valjean go
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