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jdesimoney

@jdesimoney.bsky.social
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I spend all my money on books, crafts, and carbs.

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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I miss you both and wish I could give you the biggest hugs in person as well as spiritually. ❤️
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m in Morocco for school right now and one of our economics panelists just talked about this book!
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
*employees dang it.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I also doubt this is the first time someone has processed wild game in a Cornell dorm kitchen. Which leads to my advice to employers: “Don’t ruin the fun for everyone else by being so weird about it that we have to make a rule.”
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
When I, an HR professional, tell managers that it’s impossible to anticipate and write a policy for every single bizarre thing people will try to do? This is what I mean.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“secret”
A screenshot of an email from the New York Times with the subject “Breaking news: CIA sets up secret Cuba task force”
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Not a good start for the Sounders but Sheila’s haircut is 🔥💯
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
More like Tom DUMBdon.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
What’s the app/company?
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The only video Team USA watched before this match:
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The Simpsons Play Soccer
ALT: The Simpsons Play Soccer
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
There are only two guarantees in soccer: 1) fans will complain when the ref makes a bad call, and 2) fans will complain when the ref makes a good call.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Yes BUT all of them cheering “Carli! Carli!” so loud that they had to stop talking made my heart very happy.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Christian rn:
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Homer Simpson: I Have Misplaced My Pants
ALT: Homer Simpson: I Have Misplaced My Pants
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
ok, all in for Mexico now
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Ah yes, Christianity, the religion famous for *not* having one guy that’s in charge. 🙃
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Thinking about why women might not want to use a product that has forced itself into every software interface to confidently shout things that are wrong
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Follow up: the bartender gave us a restaurant recommendation that we would not have picked or even heard of otherwise. We went to the restaurant tonight and it was easily one of the top 5 meals of our lives.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
A harpist is playing at wine hour at our hotel and takes requests. It turns out Free Bird sounds *really* good on the harp.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Tiki bar-ing in Savannah at Water Witch. (Highly, highly recommend.)
A cocktail in a turquoise tiki cup with a straw and large sprig of mint, in front of a long bar.Tiki bar decor in blues, yellows, and reds.
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ad206 @thykingdomecome.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The Oregonian is out here putting words to a real-life, deep-seated anxiety among folks in the PNW
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
When your “terrible horrible no good very bad outcome” is that *more* kids get food you should maybe have a good think about your morality system before publishing it.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Also who tf knows the license plate # of their dad’s first car???
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
New unhinged security question just dropped
Screenshot showing a list of account security questions with “Where were you when you first heard about 9/11?” highlighted in blue.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
My son is on a preschool soccer team with a boy named Kurt. Kurt’s main defensive strategy is to run screaming full bore at the other team whenever they have the ball. Forget that Messi guy, Kurt is the most fun player to watch.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
A teen said they liked my outfit and I will be riding this high for the next month.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Even the insurance companies don’t want people to die. Dead people don’t pay insurance premiums.
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Rick Steves @ricksteves.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
My one-hour special “Rick Steves Iran: Yesterday and Today,” which helps humanize 90 million Iranian people, is streaming free and ad-free at www.ricksteves.com/watch-iran.
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Iran
Join Rick as he explores the most surprising and fascinating land he's ever visited: Iran. In a one-hour, ground-breaking travel special on public television, you'll discover the splendid monuments of...
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
A few days late but *this* is my favorite tweet of all time
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Big Bird
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Which chapter is about how the Pope, the closest you can get to the voice of God in Catholicism, specifically and personally hates him?
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
12/10, absolutely unhinged practical joke, I have no notes.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
So there I was, listening on Spotify to what I thought was the Les Miserables London Original cast album, when
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Also not all networking events are created the same. A small coffee meetup that’s just “let’s talk about stuff we’re stressing about at work” is way better than a giant business card distribution event.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
If I didn’t have a kid I would have gone to see it that many times.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Can’t believe in this timeline we get Flavor Flav as a champion of women’s sports. (Complimentary.)
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I was of the belief that I would have at least 18 years to save for a $25,000/year school for my child ha ha ha ha ha
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I might be snapping.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Ironically this is a good reminder that some people never get smart.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
neat.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
OK Hot Jugs Bev.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
One of my favorite characters in any show, ever: James Van Der Beek as James Van Der Beek. I wish we got to see more. 😢
youtu.be
Don't Trust the B---- in Apt 23 - James Does Pop Up Theater!
YouTube video by ABC
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Omg the group costumes will be *epic*
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Sry just Seahawks. :(
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Birnam Wood has come to Dunsinane
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Title of my rap album.
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
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jdesimoney @jdesimoney.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Truly, the level of delusion one must have to believe that everyone agrees with you, but only secretly.
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