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Jochem Kuijpers

@jchmoe.bsky.social
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he/him Sr. Network Programmer @ Nixxes (Helldivers 2) Prev @ Guerrilla (Horizon Forbidden West, Hunters Gathering) 🩷💛🩵/🖤🩶🤍💜 📍 The Netherlands 🌐 jochem.dev pfp by @ldbean.com!

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Jochem Kuijpers @jchmoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I want to make stuff again, and I want to have energy to make stuff again. I also want to be social, keep up with friends and make new ones! While I like my job, it just takes up so much of my energy, creativity, and time.. I'm in a privileged position even having this job, but it's a struggle :(
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Jochem Kuijpers @jchmoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey! 👋 If you live in the EU 🇪🇺 And like affordable housing 🏠💶 Maybe you 🫵 Should sign 🖋️ This EU initiative 👀 citizens-initiative.europa.eu/initiatives/...
"We demand the RIght to Housing! Now and Forever" in black letters on a white background, surrounded by a yellow border. A big blue "Sign now" button below.
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Jochem Kuijpers @jchmoe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not a good day to keep up with game news, I'll be quiet or I'm going to say things that'll get me cancelled 🙃
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Jochem Kuijpers @jchmoe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wrong answers only
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Jochem Kuijpers @jchmoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
guy from another dimension: hahah 7-8 🙆
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:heart_cyber: JesseBot :they_them: @jessebot.social.open.engineering.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
@jchmoe.bsky.social reminded me of my love for velomobiles and now I'm caught up in an endless rabbit hole of checking out the latest in velomobile technology. If you don't know what they are, start here: www.velomobileworld.com/what-is-a-v… I'm particularly interested in the […]
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austinbroth.bsky.social @austinbroth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You can put regular sized shoes on Sora in Fortnite and it looks insane
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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Renee! DEVIL'S LIMINAL out NOW @studiointerlude.com · 15/09/2026
Happy 2 weeks since the release of my yuri horror visual novel, DEVIL'S LIMINAL! Still on sale for 6 more hours! Also, a humble request: If you've played it, please leave a review! Need 50 reviews to be marked "Very Positive" & for improved visibility on Steam. Huge thanks for all the support! 🥹
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Save 10% on DEVIL'S LIMINAL on Steam
DEVIL'S LIMINAL is a branching slow-burn horror and yuri romance visual novel. In a life of poverty and violence, Margo Silva has one last summer in Arizona till college. Make choices to maintain a no...
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bean🌱 @ldbean.com · 15/09/2026
today is my birthday! 🎂 for my birthday, if you'd be so inclined, I would love a repost of my recent 3D projects! thanks for looking! 💖
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Casey Muratori @cmuratori.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I sat down down with Ryan Peterman for a great discussion about computer history. I was excited to get this invitation because Peterman Pod is a fantastic podcast I listen to all the time, so if this is your first time hearing about it, check out the whole channel! www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHLb...
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Casey Muratori: Surprises In Computer History And Where Bad Code Comes From
YouTube video by Ryan Peterman
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Jochem Kuijpers @jchmoe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is an awesome visualization! I imagine this is what future-vision would look like, some probability distributions are relatively narrow some time in advance, but some probability distributions change rapidly when some outcome is suddenly clear.
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Radiant G🌈 @radiantg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sometimes my feed is just: [amazing art] looking for work [goated resume] looking for work [great writing] looking for work [banger music] looking for work Dave Slutbutt, CEO of Game Dev, has laid off 9000 people to buy a 4th house in Bora Bora. [industry veteran] looking for work
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Jochem Kuijpers @jchmoe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Company So Brilliant It Created The Most Advanced Software Ever Made, Failed Basic Sandboxing And Air-Gapping Of Said Software In A Test Environment, Once Again." This honestly cannot be accidental. Either they're incredibly shit at basic computing infrastructure, or they're lying to everyone.
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Jochem Kuijpers @jchmoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Pet peeve: "Hey, quick reminder!" is not synonymous with "I want you all to know!" It has a very specific meaning. If you're not repeating yourself or someone else, to the same audience, it's not a 'reminder'. Please don't suggest that your audience had forgotten info that wasn't shared yet. 😕
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Max! @littlepolygon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Straightforward normie-accessible demonstration that LLM "thinking/reasoning" is an intentionally-misleading term of art that doesn't correspond to colloquial definitions.
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Evie Devers 🎮🍂 @sinebadger.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
>Kirby gets mildly inconvenienced >Immediately seeks out king Dedede and beats him up >Discovers he had nothing to do with it and it was actually an otherworldly horror beyond comprehension >nap time 🥱☺️
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Jochem Kuijpers @jchmoe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Accidentally took painkillers with caffeine at this time of day 🙃 I guess sleeping is optional.
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The Electric Fox ⚡🦊 (Playing every Kirby game 💫) @theelectricfox.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Gen-AI controversy aside, it-
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Shut Up Don't Talk: Hand Over Mouth
ALT: Shut Up Don't Talk: Hand Over Mouth
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Jochem Kuijpers @jchmoe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Thanks for the transcript, YouTube 👍
YouTube attempting to transcribe a dance music video:

[Music]
Heaven
[Music]
girl girl
[Music]
he
[Music]
[Music]
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Jochem Kuijpers @jchmoe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Seems like a cool gig if there are any network programmers around looking for something to keep them busy for a while 👀
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Marion Allard @marlard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My friend @studiointerlude.com just released Devil's Liminal, her horror/yuri romance visual novel inspired by Azores folklore!!! It's unsettling, melancholy, creepy, and incredibly atmospheric. You should go play it right now :D store.steampowered.com/app/2271270/...
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Save 10% on DEVIL'S LIMINAL on Steam
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Gaiascope |DEVIL'S LIMINAL out now on steam! @gaiascope.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
After so long and so much work DEVIL'S LIMINAL is OUT!! I'm beyond excited to have been able to work on this game with my wife, it's been such a joyful experience Manifesting success.... Play, Share, Review DEVIL'S LIMINAL today! s.team/a/2271270/
A finger hovering ominously over a bright green "Release right now" button in a steam interface.Goku charging a spirit bomb, inspiring you to help goku make DEVIL'S LIMINAL a big success.
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Renee! DEVIL'S LIMINAL out NOW @studiointerlude.com · 01/09/2026
My horror yuri visual novel about ending a Faustian pact, farmer past lives, & getting a demon's help going no contact with your parents is RELEASED! If you like: 🖤YURI! Multiple routes! 5 endings! 🦇Slow-burn horror in Arizona 👻Ghosts, demons 📚Niche Portuguese folklore PLAY NOW: s.team/a/2271270/
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DEVIL'S LIMINAL - DEVIL'S LIMINAL Full Release: Available now! - Steam News
Today marks the transition from Early Access to the 1.0 Full Release! We're extremely excited for you to be able to experience the FULL game and story!  Important Note about Early Access Early Access...
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Jochem Kuijpers @jchmoe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Love to see it ❤️
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 31/08/2026
🚨AMNESIA FORTNIGHT 2026 KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN IS LIVE 🚨  Help us keep making weird and wondrous games; 26 amazing game pitches await your votes, and in the end, one prototype will emerge victorious! The fate of THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE is in your hands! 🌌 www.dfaf2026.com
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Jochem Kuijpers @jchmoe.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I don't know why the common narrative isn't 'OpenAI staged the entire Hugging Face hack'. It's honestly quite obvious. Now Nvidia buys Hugging Face. Very suspicious imo. I'm pretty sure it was all a hoax for headlines, to steer the narrative that AI (competition) is dangerous and needs regulation 🤷
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Renee! DEVIL'S LIMINAL out NOW @studiointerlude.com · 24/08/2026
DEVIL'S LIMINAL - Full Release on September 1st ONE WEEK AWAY! My yuri horror visual novel I've been working on for ages is almost ready: 🖤5 endings 🖤2+ love interests 🖤supernatural and mundane horror 🖤15+ hours of gameplay On Steam (currently Early Access!) s.team/a/2271270/ #indiegame #gamedev
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Jochem Kuijpers @jchmoe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This is a cat checkpoint. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.
Two cats mid-fight on a gray sofa. A mostly white cat jumping on top of a mostly orange cat, frozen in time by the photo. Two paws stretched wide and sticking out his tongue, while the orange cat is laying on his back anticipating and reacting to the attack.
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Patricia Rodríguez [Starflare] @starflarecrafts.com · 28/08/2026
You can preorder her here!! I really appreciate the support ✨ starflarecrafts.com/products/libra
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PREORDER - Libra
Every evening Libra moved slowly through the empty rooms of the castle, reminiscing of every candle that had gone dark.Only rain whispered against the windows. Libra always worried about the day the v...
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Patricia Rodríguez [Starflare] @starflarecrafts.com · 27/08/2026
Libra, the first of The Zodiac Collection, is available for preorder! ⭐️ This is a 1/11 scale collectible printed in high quality resin. Slowly starting my own business is fairly daunting but I’m very excited to see people collecting and painting these! ❤️
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Jochem Kuijpers @jchmoe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This remix is healing me www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTLg...
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iPod Touch (Madeon Remix)
YouTube video by Ninajirachi - Topic
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Jochem Kuijpers @jchmoe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Starting to slowly get the hang of this nail polish thing. 💅💁✨ My right hand is definitely better at it than my left hand and as a result my left hand looks amazing while my right hand looks like I dunked my fingers in the bottle.. 😅
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Jochem Kuijpers @jchmoe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Our cat Pepper passed away today. Will miss you buddy ❤️ 08-12-2007 26-08-2026
brown/black tabby cat sitting on the back yard pavement in the sun, with leaves and plants behind him
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Luna the Runic Pixie 🧚‍♀️✨🌳 @runicpixels.nl · 25/08/2026
Sometimes your best is not always doing the best thing possible, but making the best out of a given situation.
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Jochem Kuijpers @jchmoe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Go play my friends game and see whether these reviews are accurate 👀👀👀 (spoiler: they're not!)
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Jochem Kuijpers @jchmoe.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hell yeah
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Renee! DEVIL'S LIMINAL out NOW @studiointerlude.com · 22/08/2026
#DevilsLiminalDaily AUGUST 21 Taking the opportunity to remind folks about the studio Discord! These days we have a server tag, so if you’re interested in rocking some scary yuri, you could hang out and discuss DEVIL’S LIMINAL 👀 discord.gg/aFFccYTtFq
 The Discord banner for the Studio Interlude Discord server.
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Jochem Kuijpers @jchmoe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Awesome! Almost want to thank Microsoft for this. Almost.
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Mothership @mothership.blog · 20/08/2026
Have you taken our 2026 reader survey yet? You only have one more day to share your thoughts! The survey closes tomorrow, Aug. 21 at 11:59 p.m.
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Take our 2026 reader survey
We want to know what you think of us!
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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Sending the wikipedia page for erogenous zones on the feet and toes tab instead of the guild recruitment message in multiplayer chat
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:heart_cyber: JesseBot :they_them: @jessebot.social.open.engineering.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026
If you like following me and what I do with Open Engineering, also consider following @cloudymax who works closely with me on both Open Engineering, and their own blossoming company, Build Stars :heart_cyber:​
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Heather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW) @hthrflwrs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The negative experiences people associate with being trans are almost all due to other people. "People will be mean to you" is not the fault of transness, it's the fault of other people being dicks. And, despite the efforts of those people, transitioning is still fundamentally worth it.
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fletch (he/him) @fletchmakesstuff.com · 18/08/2026
damn gurl, with those polygons, you could be a model~
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Jochem Kuijpers @jchmoe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
*steam achievement sound* 🏆 Big Radiation Poisoning
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Jochem Kuijpers @jchmoe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Riot Support is so frustrating 🙃 I'm sure the support agents mean well but I've been encountering a technical issue with Vanguard for weeks preventing me to play Valorant (or use my PC), and support keeps accidentally closing my ticket or giving me unrelated template replies (daily, for weeks).. 🥲
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Jochem Kuijpers @jchmoe.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Chicken isn't vegan? 👮🚔👮‍♀️
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bean🌱 @ldbean.com · 13/08/2026
🦌🎀 ❤️ #b3d #art
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bean🌱 @ldbean.com · 13/08/2026
digital portrait commission for @jchmoe.bsky.social ! thank you for letting me paint you!! 💖 #digitalart #portrait #krita #commission ko-fi.com/ldbean/commi...
A semi-realistic, but stylized, shoulder-up digital portrait of @jchmoe.bsky.social (Jochem Kuijpers) by @ldbean.com . He is wearing a black hoodie with a desaturated green shirt, a teal baseball cap with an orange brim, and black glasses. He has pale skin, a dark beard and eyebrows, and a bit of a smile while looking at the viewer. The background is a painterly golden yellow that fades out to orange.
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Jochem Kuijpers @jchmoe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Holy fucking shit, Matt Karch and Saber Interactive just got permanently engraved in half the industry's "do not fucking work here" list. Read the last fucking paragraph; every single sentence raises another red flag. Did this guy know he was giving a direct quote for publication to a journalist?
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