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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It’s a way to justify token usage. Your LLM has to weigh 17 ways to decide how to proceed.

Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It's really hard to type and look at the screen when you're on a knee to nose basis. Don't recommend. Slows down deflection, contentment, and erad vacation.

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Yells at Cloud @yellsatcloudpod.com · 30/09/2026

An EC2 instance will run until the heat death of the universe, as long as the credit card keeps clearing. @jcfarris.bsky.social on cloud resources with no natural lifespan. @unremarkable.ai has the date: 2048. Yells at Cloud Ep. 3: yellsatcloudpod.com/episodes/ep-3

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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What do all the cool kids use for AI generated images in presentations these days? Back in my day it was midjourney, but that required Discord and I wasn't cool enough to hang with that crowd.

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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026

I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility

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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Working on a keynote outline.... With AI, the fundamental mental sticking point is non-determinism. But given shitty enough memory management, and even your code becomes non-derministic.

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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Did they get family veterinarian records tho?

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

When it comes to promoting conspiracy theories, theses guys are all about free speech. When it’s criticism of them…

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fwd:cloudsec @fwdcloudsec.org · 24/09/2026

Videos for fwd:cloudsec Europe 2026 are out! www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

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fwd:cloudsec Europe 2026 - YouTube

Recorded at fwd:cloudsec Europe 2026 September 7 and 8 London, UK

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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The future is letting AI pick the tool

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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Wait! I can order pumpkin spiced ribs?!?!?!

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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

A reminder that the Kennedy Center isn’t just a performing arts center, it’s a memorial to President John F. Kennedy and only an evil vindictive vile weak depraved narcissistic pathetic subhuman would spend every waking day trying to deface it and completely destroy it out of spite and jealousy.

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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It's fine, all of the models are female so they can't reproduce.

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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Nedry would be trying to smuggle weights out of an OpenAI datacenter in a can of shaving cream.

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Informed1 @informed1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I do not laugh out loud to memes very often, but this one really got me.

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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

So basically the only thing not getting enshittified is coming from South American narco-criminals.

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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"Firewall on a feeling" was my favorite 80s song

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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Chinese cyborg robotic technology has gotten to the point where they could roll out McConnell to semi-public view.

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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I personally hope the Quantum AIs steal all the Crypto from the Web3 DevOps boys and force them all to "learn to farm".

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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I’m probably doing it wrong if I buy it on a Kindle, right?

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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Billions of dollars of Cloud Computing contracts?

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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

When the antifa are executed, the murder porn will be posted here

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Anthony B, @swearyanthony.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Imagine having *Sam Altman* call you untrustworthy. I mean, they're probably correct, but still... ooooft

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Yells at Cloud @yellsatcloudpod.com · 24/08/2026

Episode 2 is live. AI agents escape containment. Grok Bot wants to be your coworker. AWS runs out of room. Amazon builds a gas-powered AI data center. Twitch says nobody would opt in. The Slow Collapse of Civilization. yellsatcloudpod.com/episodes/ep-2

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The Slow Collapse of Civilization - Yells at Cloud

AI agents escape their sandboxes, exploit Artifactory, and attack real companies. Is this a genuine safety problem, or just another round of labs marketing how powerful their models are? Grok Bot off…

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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

It's because of the influx of Americans.

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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

UBI + the Surveillance State is Slavery with Direct Deposit.

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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

To be fair, a lot of people dream of retiring w/ enough money to own and run a wine bar.

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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

They should have to drive around town in their F150s and connect the devices to a VT-100 serial terminal like the founding fathers intended. Packet switched networks are the devils work!

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david celis @davidcel.is · 07/08/2026

i'm hearing reports that every Flock camera has 64 GB of DDR5 in it…

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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Dear Crowdstrike. I’m finished up the AWS Heroes summit, please keep your change freeze in effect.

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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

So yes, the US Economy will collapse, but what comes next will be interesting.

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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I'm reminded of the dot-com crash in the early 2000s. Lots of companies built out a ton of fiber capacity. then they went under. Others bought that capital infra for pennies on the dollar. Shortly after that, we saw the cloud start to be born.

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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Which is to say, they'd change the channel from the news to The Bachelor.

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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

If you believe Hollywood, Mexico is like that every day.

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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

This is how MAGA weeds out the weak ones that won't cut it on Epstein Island.

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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Ss the good news is we're right back to where we were during The Great Dying. That Tracks.

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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

On an Accrual Accounting Basis, Amazon is currently worth 55x the Global Economy. Their investment in Kiro has clearly paid off.

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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Bluesky tends to be pro-human, which many AI proponents see as anti-AI. Because we must let the "bad foreigners" have better models than we do.

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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

And yet, one is. Which tells you something about that shit-hole of a country.

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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

The new policy will be to call in an airstrike/dronestrike on the vehicles.

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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

All of these migrations are going to seriously hamper Russian and Chinese intelligence gathering efforts against European Governments. www.theregister.com/software/202...

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Another German state heads down the open source sovereignty road

Mecklenburg-Vorpommern ditches SharePoint while Bavaria also mulls Microsoft alternatives

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