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John C. Descy

@jcdescy.eurosky.social
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- Tech guy - Information security expert - Musician - Science fanboy - Autist (self dx) - Atheist - Antifascist - Vegan - Trekkie - Swiftie - Connoisseur of silliness (mostly punny) - Deutsch / English descy.de mastodon.social/@jcdescy

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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
Picture from Star Trek TOS. You can see Sulu and Chekhov sitting at their stations. In the middle is the big screen, which shows Abraham Lincoln sitting in a chair among the stars. 
Caption reads: "In Star Trek, the Enterprise finds Abraham Lincoln hundreds of light years from Earth, still trying to put more distance between himself and the modern Republican party."
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
From here: blog.avas.space/merz-is-bad/
Woman pointing at the name of a public swimming pool called "Merz-Bad". The pun is that Merz is the name of the current German chancellor and the German "Bad" for bath or pool obviously is the same word as "bad" as in the opposite of "good" in English.
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026
@percyrover.bsky.social Source: www.newscientist.com/article/2529...
humorous pie chart of what the Mars rover can see
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 03/09/2026
"If you could just snap your fingers and make five people disappear for good with absolutely no consequences to you, who would be the other four?"
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 30/08/2026
Screenshot of Lake Ontario labeled as Lake Epstein.
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 28/08/2026
Post a perfect album from the 2000s (2000-2009)
Album cover of "building an empire" by Demians.
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 26/08/2026
Bye, Comrade! You will be missed.
Comrade Dolly Parton
Hero of the Working Class
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 05/08/2026
Screenshot von tagesschau24 live:
"Wie aus einer vertraulichen Lagemeldung der Polizei hervorgeht, war an dem Gerät eine 'unbekannte Masse' angebracht worden, bei der es sich womöglich um Sprengstoff handelte. In der Masse befinde sich 'ein Zünder', heißt es in dem Vermerk. Nach Angaben eines NATO-Sprechers wurde die Drohne in der Nähe eines ukrainischen Flugzeugs gesichtet. Zuvor hatte die 'Bild' dies berichtet. Entschärfer sollten die Drohne kontrolliert zur Sprengung bringen. Der Flugbetrieb wurde vorübergehend eingestellt, wie die Polizei Leipzig am Morgen mitteilte.
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 03/08/2026
#AI #bubble #hype
Screenshot of a social media page. The post shows a picture of a classic screensaver that draws multicolored 3D pipes on the screen. The poster states: "I walked away from my computer for 5 minutes and it started building something completely by itself. We are not prepared for what's coming"
Another user comments: "95% of people here are not old enough to know what that is"
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 30/07/2026
"Heute im Baumarkt habe ich gefragt, wo ich Leihmuttern finde."
"Und?"
"Direkt bei den Spahnplatten!"
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 27/07/2026
Picture of a burning data center with thick black and white clouds of smoke coming out of it. The caption reads: "Migrating physical data center to the cloud".
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 21/07/2026
Foto from the soccer world cup. Infantino trying to gently pull Donald Trump away from the winning team (Spain) who pose for their winner picture in the background. The scene is captioned with lyrics from Radiohead's song "Creep":

I wish I was special
So fucking special
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the fuck am I doing here?

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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 30/05/2026
Ich brauch nur dieses Bild um alles notwendige über sie zu wissen. Das rechts ist Kanye West.
Candace Owens und Kanye West. Beide tragen Sweater mit der Aufschrift "White Lives Matter" auf dem Rücken.
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 21/04/2026
Different in style and purpose, but you might enjoy the Jargon File.
Screenshot from the Jargon File:
"angry fruit salad: n.

    A bad visual-interface design that uses too many colors. (This term derives, of course, from the bizarre day-glo colors found in canned fruit salad.) Too often one sees similar effects from interface designers using color window systems such as X; there is a tendency to create displays that are flashy and attention-getting but uncomfortable for long-term use."
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 23/03/2026
@docgaby.bsky.social 😆 So will ich das sehen.
Screenshot von zwei aufeinanderfolgenden Posts von User DocGaby. Im ersten FDP-Chef Christian Dürr und im zweiten Giorgia Meloni. Beide haben bei Wahlen verloren und sind abgebildet mit der linken Hand, die nachdenklichen den Mund verdeckt.
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 17/03/2026
Screenshot of error message on youtube stating "This video isn't available anymore". Button reading "go to home" below. Abstract graphic above.
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 19/01/2026
I hereby identify as an organized gang of antifa wine moms. #ChiantiFa
Three white bottles pointing downwards to the left and enclosed in a white circle. Variation of the Antifa/Socialist symbol ‘Three Arrows’.
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 17/01/2026
My word of the year 2026 is "kind-hearted". (Screenshot of Merriam-Webster post I linked below)
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 15/01/2026
Graphic of a raised left fist with the words "the happiest of birthdays to you comrade"
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 08/11/2025
Split picture. On the left is a member of the KKK in their typical white gown and hood. On the right is a guy in all black with a face mask and dark glasses and a black baseball cap. The caption on the bottom states: "Now available in tactical black!"
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 15/10/2025
Just discovered Luisa Omielan. This is so good!
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 07/10/2025
"Open season", @cnn.com !? Seriously!? Those are the words you chose!? That's not only disgusting, but also ... excuse my French ... fucking irresponsible. Especially ... I mean, did you ... like ... read the news lately?
Screenshot of a CNN News teaser. The headline reads: "Finally, everyone can say bad things about Taylor Swift"
The story teaser starts with the sentence: "It's finally open season on Amerca's sweetheart." The second sentence is cut off.
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 03/10/2025
Sowohl am Handy (Browser, nicht App) als auch am Desktop (Firefox-Derivat) keine Probleme.
Screenshot des Webshops von Hugendubel und der Produktseite des Buches "Der Waldorf-Komplex" von Bettina Schuler.
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 29/09/2025
From here: leftycartoons.com/2025/09/26/d...
This cartoon has four panels, all featuring the same three characters. Charlie, a white man in a suit and tie. Ezra, a white man in more casual clothing. And Reader, a Latina wearing shorts and a black tank.

PANEL 1

Charlie and Ezra are walking together. Nearby, Reader sits at the base of a tree, reading a book, and overhears.

CHARLIE: We need Nuremberg-style trials for tranny-affirming clinic doctors.

EZRA: As a liberal centrist, I can’t agree with that. But what matters is that we’re talking.

PANEL 2

The woman looks annoyed.

CHARLIE: Democrats want Mexicans to overrun us because they hate America and wanna see it become less white and collapse!

EZRA: That’s not true. But again, we’re talking! Thank you for practicing politics the right way!

PANEL 3

The woman stands up, yelling angrily at the two men.

CHARLIE: You know what happens in the cities? Blacks prowl around attacking white people for fun! Haitians rape your women and hunt you!

EZRA: Again, I can’t agree. But I–

READER: Fuck that racist bullcrap!

PANEL 4

Ezra and Charlie walk on, not speaking to the woman, who watches them leave with an annoyed expression.

EZRA: Tsk! So uncivil! That’s the kind of intolerance that’s ruining America.

CHARLIE: They should deport her!
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 18/09/2025
Hey Maddy @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social, do you count as a villain? Or are more like a better Batman?
Two pannel meme. The upper shows a red button you can push. It's labeled: "You can choose a book to live in, but you have to marry the villain"
Bottom panel shows a laughing Loki from the Marvel movies. Caption reads: "HAHAHAHA You don't understand what power you've given me"
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 14/09/2025
abuse@squarespace.com
Screenshot of Squarespace's Acceptable Use Policy. 
"6. Other Improper Or Illegal Conduct
6.1 Don' threaten, harass, or abuse any individuals."
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 31/08/2025
Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation, season 2, episode 4: "The Outrageous Okona", where he tries to learn about humor and acts as a stand-up comedian. Caption reads: A fascist, a narcissist and a dumbass walk into a bar. The bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?"
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 28/08/2025
Screenshot of a post by "The Dread duck Pirate Mark Brooks". Probably on Twitter. Text is: "MAGA after seeing Trump's bruised hand." Below is a picture of somebody hitting their own hand with a hammer.
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 16/08/2025
Screenshot of a post by user timothy_thelen. 
'Them – You can't throw sandwiches at ICE Agents.

Grabs a hot dog "I guess we'll finally answer the old question."'
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 14/08/2025
A person covered in printed paper leaning against a wall. In the background there is a black van labeled "I.C.E" with two people in black combat gear and masks emerging. One of them says "I don't see anything!" The caption reads: "Breaking News. Clever migrant wears the Epstein files to hide from Trump administration."
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 09/08/2025
IYKYK
The infamous Clippy badly disguised with a fake moustache and nose and glasses and a Microsoft Copilot logo, saying: "Hello I am Copilot. How can I help you?"
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 07/08/2025
Democrats fled Texas? Do we actually need to be reminded the Republicans fled DC to avoid a vote to release the Epstein Files?
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 30/07/2025
"Is he dead yet?" asked Piglet.
"No," said Poo.
"Fuck," said Piglet.
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 27/07/2025
One of the greatest Star Trek quotes.
Picture of Captain Picard of Star Trek: The Next Generation, and a quote from the character: "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life."
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 25/07/2025
If you had $1 for every year the UNIVERSE has existed, you wouldn't even make the top 50 on the Forbes list. 
Tax the rich.
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 25/07/2025
Screenshot of a social media post by user Lauren Rinaldi (@LRinaldiArt):
"Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn't in the Epstein files. I'll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I'll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards

What will I do with my Bill Clinton Bible :-( 
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 18/07/2025
Should we start calling them the Trump/Epstein Files?
Chronic venous insufficiency is a condition where the veins in the legs have difficulty drawing attention from the fact that the Epstein Files still haven't been released.
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 12/07/2025
Comic. Probably by xkcd. Two stick figures, apparently in an electronics store. The left one points at a device and says: "This dehumidifier model built-in WiFi for remote updates." The other person answers: "Great! That will be really useful if they discover a new kind of water."
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 08/07/2025
Caricature . St. Basil's Cathedral can be seen in the distance. Two skyscrapers with several people falling from the windows. In the foreground are two people in fur hats watching the falling people. One of them says: “I can't believe it's fall already”.
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 03/07/2025
Cartoon. Six stick figures standing by a cliff next to a sign saying "ring bell to piss off liberals". The bell is attached to the sign and hangs over the cliff. One stick figure is currently at the bell and about to fall over the cliff. Another one is already falling.
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 14/06/2025
Ist das nun EDT oder CEST?
Event Info über die No Kings Demo in München. Oben steht als Uhrzeit 4-6 EDT. Unten steht 16-18 Uhr CEST.
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 10/06/2025
From here: www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/45036/...
I Am the People, the Mob
By Carl Sandburg

I am the people—the mob—the crowd—the mass.
Do you know that all the great work of the world is done through me?
I am the workingman, the inventor, the maker of the world’s food and clothes.
I am the audience that witnesses history. The Napoleons come from me and the Lincolns. They die. And then I send forth more Napoleons and Lincolns.
I am the seed ground. I am a prairie that will stand for much plowing. Terrible storms pass over me. I forget. The best of me is sucked out and wasted. I forget. Everything but Death comes to me and makes me work and give up what I have. And I forget.
Sometimes I growl, shake myself and spatter a few red drops for history to remember. Then—I forget.
When I, the People, learn to remember, when I, the People, use the lessons of yesterday and no longer forget who robbed me last year, who played me for a fool—then there will be no speaker in all the world say the name: “The People,” with any fleck of a sneer in his voice or any far-off smile of derision.
The mob—the crowd—the mass—will arrive then.
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 01/06/2025
"Turns out it isn't orange makeup after all. It's taco seasoning."
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 16/05/2025
Protest sign stating "eggs are so expensive because all the chickens are in Congress"
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 15/05/2025
Oh, the irony ...
Screenshot of the "Medium" website showing an article titled "How the Web Became Unreadable". The teaser texts reads: "Discover why the internet has become difficult to read and how poor web design choices have contributed to this problem." 
The rest of the article is covered by an overlay asking the user to sign up.
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 13/05/2025
Post a robot that's not from Star Wars or Transformers.
Tricia Helfer in her role as Number Six in Battlestar Galactica. She's wearing a red outfit with spaghetti straps.
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 21/04/2025
Bring them back. All of them.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but some of you definitely do:

If ONE SINGLE PERSON does not have the right to due process in your country, NEITHER DO YOU.
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 12/04/2025
Painting of a sinister looking crow holding a knife in its beak. Pink background. 
The caption says: "This is a doomscrolling  checkpoint. Post a cat and go drink some water.".
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 07/04/2025
Screenshot of post by Dare Obasanjo: 
"At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs."
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John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 25/03/2025
My book dealer just informed me that my pre-ordered copy of @amandaknox.com new book "Free" is available now. Yay!
Book cover "Free - My Search for Meaning" by Amanda Knox.
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