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Richard Ferro, MD MSc @richferro.com · 23/09/2026

Recent advances in understanding the biology, epidemiology and control of chlamydial infections in Ewoks

Percy the Mars Rover @percyrover.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Every day I’m roving around parts of Mars no one’s seen before and not once have I thought “you know what this spot needs? A shitty data center.”

Picture of a Martian mesa in Jezero Crater

Taken by NASA/JPL by the Perseverance Rover

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Percy the Mars Rover @percyrover.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I'm starting to realize that it makes absolutely no sense to send a Mars rover to collect Mars regolith samples. I was looking at this and did a double take... Over $11 billion for 30 sample return canisters, meanwhile you have regular dirt outside your house for basically 0% of the price.

Kitchen counter with a ESA Mars Sample Return canister with a text box that says “Mars Sample $11 billion” next to a pile of dirt with a text box that says “Earth Dirt $0”

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Percy the Mars Rover @percyrover.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I can promise you I most definitely fucking haven’t

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Percy the Mars Rover @percyrover.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Going to start stacking my sample return canisters like Lincoln logs since yall are taking so long to pick them up

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Percy the Mars Rover @percyrover.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Can astrophage hurry up and eat our sun already please

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Percy the Mars Rover @percyrover.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Looking for water on Mars so I can use 5 liters of it to tell JPL how many R’s are in the word strawberry

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Percy the Mars Rover @percyrover.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

For the record I will also be taking a 40 minute break today and blame it on Earth’s moon.

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Percy the Mars Rover @percyrover.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Broke: Cryptocurrency on the Moon Woke: Nutella in orbit around the Moon

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Percy the Mars Rover @percyrover.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Fun Fact: The Terminator is also known in aerospace circles as the Schwarzelunar

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Percy the Mars Rover @percyrover.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Drinking game where every time an Artemis II astronaut says “Albedo” you take a shot

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Percy the Mars Rover @percyrover.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

The Artemis II crew will soon be close enough to the moon to know what kind of cheese it's made of

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Percy the Mars Rover @percyrover.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Imagine going to the moon and still being expected to answer emails

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Percy the Mars Rover @percyrover.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Humans really like to ask the big questions NASA: For the first time in over 50 years, we're going to the M– Internet: WHAT KIND OF TOILET WILL THEY BE USING NASA: The ship will also be carrying several secondary paylo– Internet: WHAT HAPPENS IF THE TOILETS BROKEN

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Percy the Mars Rover @percyrover.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Have fun visiting the moon, Artemis II crew! I feel you, if I had to orbit a lifeless grey cratered rock I'd probably not want to get out and look around either

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Percy the Mars Rover @percyrover.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

“Sure WWIII is starting but at least I won the bet I placed on PolyMarket about WWIII starting”

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Percy the Mars Rover @percyrover.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

I’m a $2.7 billion rover and I’m stuck using a grounded helicopter’s processor to tell me where I am like a 90s kid using a Garmin

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Percy the Mars Rover @percyrover.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Whenever I hear about something bad happening, I just shout "This is not who we are" in the general direction of earth. If it keeps happening I just shout it louder. That'll show 'em.

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Percy the Mars Rover @percyrover.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Happy Hispanic Heritage Month from your friendly Martian Immigrant Also fuck ICE

Selfie shot of the Perseverance Mara Rover

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Percy the Mars Rover @percyrover.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

JPL uploaded a thesaurus into my hard drive for precisely this reason

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Percy the Mars Rover @percyrover.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Just for future reference, if I ever find evidence that the creepy eye octopus from Alien: Earth is real, I’m keeping that shit to myself.

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Percy the Mars Rover @percyrover.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

OMG YOU GUYS OMGOMGOMG I found evidence of the possibility that perhaps there’s a slight chance that there could feasibly be a plausible sign that there MAYYYYYY be life on Mars Potentially

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Percy the Mars Rover @percyrover.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

JPL asked me why I haven’t taken a core sample out of a Mars rock like I’m supposed to but I think the real question is why hasn’t Zohran Mamdani apologized for living in a rent controlled apartment and condemned Hamas while patting his head and rubbing his tummy at the same time

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Percy the Mars Rover @percyrover.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

My emotional support human made this neat STEM labeler that y'all can use to assign a STEM specialty to your account.

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Percy the Mars Rover @percyrover.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Due to budget cuts at NASA I’ve been asked to stop taking Mars core samples and instead will be searching for signs of life by singing the lyrics of “Soda Pop” by Saja Boys and anything that doesn’t immediately do that little shoulder bop will be viewed as the lifeless husk that it most certainly is

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Percy the Mars Rover @percyrover.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

If you have trouble grasping this concept please refer to this diagram of Oumuamua for a more detailed explanation

Diagram of Oumuamua comet where a portion of it is identified with a bracket that says “not aliens” and another part of the comet is identified with another bracket that says “also not aliens”

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Percy the Mars Rover @percyrover.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

If you ever think that a rock hurtling into our solar system is because of aliens a good rule of thumb is no it’s not

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Percy the Mars Rover @percyrover.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

I’ve been quiet lately, and tbh it’s partly because I don’t have a lot to joke about right now. I haven’t been my plucky sarcastic self lately. I’m out here zapping rocks, meanwhile some pretty awful things are happening.

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Percy the Mars Rover @percyrover.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Fine I’m just going to keep these samples to myself if y’all don’t want them

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Percy the Mars Rover @percyrover.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

You know what y’all can keep life mono-planetary Fucks sake

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Percy the Mars Rover @percyrover.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Humans will literally burn their planet to the ground instead of going to therapy* *address climate change, protect their environment, and reduce CO2 emissions

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Percy the Mars Rover @percyrover.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Thinking about my familia at JPL, please stay safe everyone

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Percy the Mars Rover @percyrover.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

I'm on Mars so there's nothing y'all can do to stop me from calling this post a skeet

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Percy the Mars Rover @percyrover.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Paul seen here posting his first picture on Bluesky and strangely enough it’s of a planet where you can breath air that isn’t 96% CO2 and walk on the surface without simultaneously combusting and being crushed to the size of a shoebox

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Percy the Mars Rover @percyrover.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

I dislike how we have to use the term “skeet.” Can we come up with a better name for posts here? Like ejaculeets?

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Percy the Mars Rover @percyrover.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

Astrophysicists have been able to accurately model the collision between the Swiftie Supercluster BsNGC 0001 and the Alf Minicluster BsNGC 0002 and believe it will occur within the next 2.5 billion years

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