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@hangingchadsbook.bsky.social
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Hey all! I'm my author's fictional serial killer Maddy. Nice tameetcha. Unless you're an abusive, oppressive, bigoted "Chad." Then I'll have to...um...just read the books. You'll find out, heh, heh, heh

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Hi everybody! Wishing you all a joyous Start Of World War III Day! Maddy out!
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
OMG, I'm so excited folks! I just can't wait to watch tomorrow night's riveting performance! This is gonna be the best evening of watching paint dry ever! What did you think I meant? I'm sure as hell not watching that stupid fucking lie-fest. Maddy out!
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
You know we're living in an upside-down universe when I've agreed with pretty much everything Thomas Massie has said over the last six months. As John Lennon sang, "Strange days indeed. Most peculiar momma." Maddy out!
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Just a quick thought. I don't think that I'd allow a man who publicly shits his pants to watch my kids, let alone have the nuclear codes. Of course, as related to babysitting, it isn't so much the pants-shitting thing as it is the pedophilia thing. Maddy out!
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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 23/01/2026
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Hey everybody! Super great news! I just bullied this 3rd grade kid into giving me his Spelling Bee award! I'm now, like, the gratest speler evver! Nobudy kan spel like mee! Maddy out!
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
So, an ear that bleeds despite no indication of being shot, a representative who sprains her wrist by shaking a hand and now a murderer's "internal bleeding" from (maybe) being lightly tapped by a car. Jeez. These delicate snowflake motherfuckers need to be in bubble wrap, don'tcha think? Maddy out!
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Wanna know how I know it was cold blooded murder? Because The Regime says it wasn't murder. That's all I need to know. Whatever is the opposite of what the fucking oppressors say is the truth. Maddy out!
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Renee Good. Citizen. Victim. Never to be forgotten. Bless your soul. Maddy out.
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I remember what happened five years ago today. It was brutal. It was disgusting. It was un-American. And it only marked the beginning of this tyranny. But this tyranny will end someday. Because I remember. As do millions of my fellow patriots. And we shall see our democracy restored. Maddy out!
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Hoping the New Year will embrace hope, civility, and empathy. And if not, hoping we continue to stand up against this scourge of tyranny. Until it no longer exists. Anywhere. Maddy out!
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Another military strike, huh? I'm starting to think that FIFA Peace Prize doesn't stand for much. Maddy out!
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
It is my hope that this holiday season people can embrace the spirit with which it is intended. Humanity. Civility. Selflessness. Kindness. And for those people who say that this is a bunch of 'woke' bullshit, I say enjoy this season too. You're gonna be bathing in flames soon enough. Maddy out!
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Anybody out there actually believe the GDP numbers that the regime reported? Yes, you there in the back. Oh, sorry. You were just stretching. Anybody else? Anyone? Nope. I don't believe that horseshit either. Maddy out!
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
So, now it's the "Trump-Kennedy Center" huh? What the fuck is next? "The Trump-Epstein Files"? Actually, I like the way that one sounds. Maddy out!
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I'm torn as to whether to watch the address tonight. On one hand, I can listen his bullshit lies as to why he's going to murder innocent people and American soldiers. On the other hand, I could get that root canal I've been putting off. Oh, who am I kidding? Root canal, here I come! Maddy out!
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Erika Kirk town hall, huh? Cronkite must be rolling over in his grave now that CBS has gone from one of the most trusted news sources to yet another arm of State TV. If I hadn't already cancelled Paramount+ I'd do it right fucking now. Maddy out!
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
“Americans must learn to adjust to a lower standard of living"="Americans must learn to be fearful, boot-licking sycophants of my oligarchs". And if kids need to get by with only 3 dolls then you need to get by with only 3 mistresses. And your wrinkled up old cock doesn't count as a doll. Maddy out!
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Could somebody PLEASE tell me what the fuck is a "FIFA Peace Prize?" What's that? Fuck Innocent Females Award? Oh, ok. Yeah, that makes a whole lot more sense than a fuckin' peace prize for somebody who is the antithesis of peace. Or any redeeming quality you can think of, actually. Peace out!
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
"ICE is arresting the worst of the worst." Everything this administration tells us is a lie.
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Interesting headline: "Hegseth, citing ‘fog of war,’ says he learned of survivors hours after strike." Since when has being black-out drunk been called "fog of war"? I kinda like it though. Um, soorrryyy Ossifer 'bout that tree. I'm not drunk. It's the fog of war. Maddy out!
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I really like our Freedom of Speech under the regime. DO: Heap praise upon Dear Leader. DON'T: Recite actual quotes from a White Nationalist. DON'T: Ask questions about pedophiles. DON'T remind our troops of their oath to the Constitution or be threatened with death. Saudi Arabia, anyone? Maddy out!
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
It's really not that difficult to have a successful prosecution. Here's a couple tips. Step One: Have an actual crime to prosecute. Step Two: Don't get your prosecutor from a Cracker Jacks box. Maddy out!
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 16/11/2025
Powerful.
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Gee, we'd just LOVE to release the Epstein files, but we can't while an active investigation of those evil Democrats is going on. So sorry. We meant to get this earlier, but we had murderin', griftin', and a fascist takeover to do. FUCK THESE HELLBOUND PRICKS! Maddy out!
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
It's almost Thanksgiving, so I'm rehearsing my table etiquette. "Pass the 'tatoes, please." "Pass the dressing, please." "Pass the punkin' pie, please." "Pass the Epstein Files, please. AND YOU MOTHERFUCKERS LOOK AT THEM! LOOK AT WHAT YOU SUPPORT!" I think I'm ready for a lovely holiday. Maddy out!
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
One option to help people afford to own a home is a 50-year mortgage. Cool. They can buy it when they're 15 so that they own it by retirement at 65. Or another option could be PAYING PEOPLE A FUCKING LIVEABLE WAGE YOU GREEDY FUCKS! I dunno. I guess I'm on the fence on this one. Maddy out!
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Alls I know is that I now have green light to arm myself with club sammiches, heh, heh, heh. Maddy out!
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Sending our love and well-wishes to the incredible Todd Snider who was reportedly violently attacked before his show in Salt Lake City resulting in the tour's cancellation. Get well soon, Troubadour. Maddy out.
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I am now a Conservative. I believe in holding traditional values. Like preserving rights that have been held for decades and defending our Constitutional Democracy against Nazis. So, fuck these liberal snowflakes who are progressively turning the US into a fascist, oligarchy playground. Maddy out!
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
So now we're going to war with Nigeria? I guess since the Nobel Peace Prize is off the table, his true colors are showing. I'm starting to think he was never really interested in peace, just personal accolades. But US troops in US cities should help him get a nod for next year! Maddy out!
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
At this point, I say just tear the whole fuckin' White House down. It's gonna have to be done anyway because the fumigation costs will be prohibitive, so let's just get this shit over with. Maddy out!
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I'm Pro-Life. I believe the regime should have dominion over my reproductive choices. I enjoy watching brown children get zip-tied and ripped from the arms of their parents. I love blowing up fishermen. And I REALLY love sadistically starving kids. I'm going to heaven 'cause I'm Pro-Life. Maddy out.
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.
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🫶🏻Layla🫶🏻 @laylabelle3.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
For multiple reasons, I have Springsteen's "Wrecking Ball" going through my head today. Looking forward to that wrecking ball obliterating the repugnant ballroom that will symbolize this immoral and tyrannical period in our nation's history. Bring on your wrecking ball. Give it a listen. Maddy out!
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
A portion of the White House in rubble seems appropriate for this moment somehow. Can't quite put my finger on why, though. It'll come to me. Maddy out!
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government…” ~Patrick Henry
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Dear Antifa, um, I hate to be a bother, but I still haven't received my appearance fee check, and the rally is on Saturday, so just checkin' on it. Thanks for looking into this for me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to finish my letter to Santa. I've been really good this year! Maddy out.
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Diversity. Equity. Inclusion. Yesterday. Today. Forever. Maddy out.
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I hereby suggest that the followers of the Portland Frog be named 'Tadpoles'. Just a thought. Maddy out!
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Nothing says Peace Prize like kidnapping people and sending them to concentration camps, calling your Dept. of Defense the Dept. of War, blowing up fishermen, imprisoning your political enemies, instigating global financial uncertainty, and cutting off international aid, etc. RIGGED! Maddy out!
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 10/10/2025
Sometimes we need a moment, but if you tune out completely, they win. Fascism doesn’t need your support, just your silence.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
It’s important to flood social media and news channels with news about how ICE lies, so that potential jurors see it.
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Tony🫘 @mcdeathbruger.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Seems to me the only thing trump ever paid attention to was fuckin mein kampf and the videos straight out of 1942 Germany
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I just want to say that this tyranny will come to an end. I do not know when, or how many innocent people will be damaged by it, but it will end. There will be justice for the oppressed. There is light at the end of this dark tunnel of sadism. And I'm bringing the fucking flashlights. Maddy out!
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Dear Maga Snowflakes. I say this with the most sincerity and concern for you. IT'S A FUCKING HALFTIME PERFORMER! WHO GIVES A FUCK! YOU ARE NOT NOR WILL EVER BE THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE! GET OVER IT YOU SPINELESS, WHINEY SHITBAGS! I hope this has been helpful. Have a lovely evening. Maddy out.
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Dear members of ICE, I have some bad news for you. Despite your cruelty to innocent people, posturing with your big, long, hard guns, and puffing out your chests, um, well, your daddy still has no respect for you. I think you know why. Oh, and you also still have small penises. Maddy out!
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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I'll take an overweight General over a pompous, alcoholic dipshit with racist tattoos all over him any day. Just sayin' for no particular reason. Maddy out!
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