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JBol 🦅⚗️

@jbol28.gobirds.online
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sports gay. engineering and science. UMaine/Tufts alumnus. eagles/maine/science/politics/dumb shit. gray ace. go birds.

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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 33m
Let’s goooo
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 2h
is that true?! holy fuck
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 2h
This was a Philliesque swing-and-miss performance by the White Sox in game 5.
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 2h
Chest hairs finally coming in 🙂‍↕️ (in my 30s lmao)
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 12h
hope ur enjoying ur weekend bro ✌️
mirror selfie wearing a green Eagles polo shirt and khaki pants with a backwards white hat
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 5h
time for the Mandate of Heaven to come through for the White Sox… we are ice cream conemaxxing in this house
Drumstick mini cones
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 10h
I have been wanting to get a tool chest like this for a while now
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 12h
Even when they piss us off… it’s Go Birds
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 12h
hope ur enjoying ur weekend bro ✌️
mirror selfie wearing a green Eagles polo shirt and khaki pants with a backwards white hat
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Ascension, by Ford Madox Brown, 1844, 📸 by Kirsten Schmitt
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 08/10/2026
There’s gotta be one
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 06/10/2026
gym progress ↗️
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 05/10/2026
Ngl watching that Chourio hit and Frelick sliding home and the crowd pop… made me tear up. Baseball!
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 05/10/2026
This just feels like Herbert is farming “tough player” aura points in garbage time lol.
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 04/10/2026
Justin Herbert just threw the nastiest INT I’ve ever seen
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 04/10/2026
We need some accountability. Either this offense is Nick’s or it’s Sean’s. Someone has to take accountability. With their job as collateral.
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 04/10/2026
The Eagles deserve these boos. Putrid offense in the second half. More than enough chances to win, I know a lot of injuries but you had chances. Putrid football.
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 04/10/2026
That’s not a foul on Woolen. Fuck that.
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 04/10/2026
Sean McVay in the sideline huddle like, “I am sick and tired of losing to this Italian gooner”
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 04/10/2026
Would heal me
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 03/10/2026
December should be goon/vicemaxxing month
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 03/10/2026
Sausage egg McMuffin might be the best item on the menu, over the fries even
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 03/10/2026
still tryna stick to the gym grind
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 01/10/2026
When you’re waiting on a pimple in a weird spot on your body to finally develop a head so you can squeeze that fucker for all it’s worth <<<
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 01/10/2026
I was outside near two slow-moving electric cars today (one in reverse, one forward moving)… and everyone is right about the noise they make, you do feel like you’re getting raptured
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026
Andrew Painter you get (1) free big fat wet sloppy kiss from every Phillies fan, redeemed at any time of your choosing
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026
Subject: Liberty Mutual mascots wait, I’m confused… so they’re doing the Biberty ball thing *and* the emu? I assumed they’d retired the emu… 🤨
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026
Oh it’s 100% intended to be a Gish gallop of “don’t worry about it bro” so we all just ignore the shady shit they do
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026
dawg I have a master’s degree in engineering and this shit makes NO fucking sense to me 😭
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026
Just pulled the lever on the ultimate hedge bet… and put $100 on Kalshi for Collins (41% odds) to win the Maine senate race 😶 And I do this as a Jackson bumper sticker haver 😔
bumper sticker: “Troyotathon is on, Troy Jackson for U.S. Senate”
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026
chat I gotta be honest with you all, I think this is the end of modern macroeconomics bc that Anthropic prospectus made zero sense to me like how is this going to work at all
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Love this, love a good pond/bog
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
3 MVPs in 4 matches lol someone has to the birds won’t
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
my Marvel Rivals opponents playing against me: wow that support is playing well me, playing White Fox on a Domination map: im da king of da highway
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Not going for it there on 4th and 1.5 from midfield down by 13 has to be considered pussy shit right? If the Bears score again you’re basically out of it.
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Like I don’t wanna “every play that works is smart and I agree with it being called, and every play that doesn’t work I wouldn’t have called bc I’m smart” but gahdamn
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Is there a flow chart on Mannion’s play call sheet that says if 2nd and 7-9 specifically, you must call a WR bubble screen?
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Chicago 100% gonna propose a rule next spring to ban hurry-up tush pushes 😭
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Is this Pat McAfee? Lmfao get this chud tf off my screen
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
GO WIN THIS FUCKING GAME JALEN THEY DON’T RESPECT YOU 🗣️ #eagles
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
…
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Why the fuck why isn’t this McKee playing backup QB?! Disaster
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
From this start… well I guess the NFL needed Chicago to win I get it damn 😭
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 28/09/2026
it’s almost go birds o clock 🦅🔜
selfie wearing a white Ertz Eagles jersey and hat while giving a peace sign
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 28/09/2026
Just dropped a box of cookies from the pantry and caught it against my balls 😔✊
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 28/09/2026
okay that’s not DPI to me lol that was a flop job
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 28/09/2026
“That’s a mistake you don’t see Matthew Stafford make very often…” Cris, do you listen to Mike at all? He just said Stafford has the most career pick-sixes in NFL history… so that was a mistake you actually see Matthew Stafford make *the most often* lmfao
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 27/09/2026
I have an NFL take: the non-primetime lead announcer slate has never been better. Kenny Albert, Adam Amin, Kevin Burkhardt, Joe Davis, Spero Dedes, Ian Eagle, Kevin Harlan… really stellar work, almost every group it feels like we’re getting great audio 🏈🗣️🎙️
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 27/09/2026
Yeah it is brother looking majestic
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 26/09/2026
you know a song that makes this white boy feel like he got a little bit of motion? “Talk That Talk” by Ri Ri … currently bumping this and dancing while doing laundry in my mom’s basement
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