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JazzJargon

@jazzjargon.bsky.social
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Utah Hockey Club, Utah Jazz, Utah Utes, Seattle Seahawks.

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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
My dad is in the bishopric and has meetings for 8:30 to 4:30 today… on mother’s days. That’s so fucked up.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Fair lol
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Prof Jeffrey S Morris @jsm2334.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
RFK claims “70% of pharmaceutical products in the world are sold to our country” but this is a false misrepresentation. His 70% number is exaggerated and is based on sale $ not number of products sold, which ignores the fact that USA pays more for prescriptions than other places in the world
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Biggest "NO SHIT" ever.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Fair
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Idk, guy is named after an edible leaf.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Last 15 4th overall picks in the NHL draft.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
No I appreciate it. Need to re-read the books before I read the new one!
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Kelso is reminding me I haven’t watched these movies in awhile 😂. Yes, I mean the Capitol.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Nah, we getting 1 and Utah riding high in both sports. This is our year!
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I take this back. 2nd winner should get 2nd 😂😂😂
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I don’t get why people like Met Gala. It’s like district 1 in Hunger Games. Just all the rich showing off how rich they are.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
LOL UHC WON
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
HOLY FUCK UTAH WON AND GETS THR 4th PICK!!!
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LiquidUte! @liquidute.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I missed this the other day, but thank God in just 100 days, Trump has already saved "258 million lives!" At this rate, by the end of His presidency, he will have saved over 3 billion lives. Wow.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
"executives believe the president hasn't thought about the ramifications of his proposal" I mean I get what they are saying but Trump literally ran on the premises of wide sweeping tariffs. These execs supported him cause they thought their industry would be different. "hurt them not us!"
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
They also only spin for the top two spots. Kinda wild. I like it though. Not as rigid as the NFL but the flattening in the NBA makes it so hard to get the best talent on the worst teams.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I’m frankly all in favor of that. The jump for 14 to 4 isn’t THAT crazy for UHC. They have their core already. Jazz do not.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Lottery winners can only jump 10 spots. So since we are 14th, 4th is the best we can achieve
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Yup 7 ET.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
The conspiracy theories are going to hit like crack when this happens tonight 😏
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Oh.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Welcome back to this episode of Myth Busters. On today’s episode we will see how many rolls it takes to drown out my fear of our countries shift to a dictatorship.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
At least they got the light saber color right. (Yes, this is a real post from the official White House account)
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Guess what the change is? Not bigger portion or smaller sizes… The change is that the workers will smile more. That will sure make me want to buy a $19.80 burrito more! www.thestreet.com/restaurants/...
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Chipotle CEO plans major change customers will cheer
Chipotle faces another major challenge; its CEO believes it can be fixed with a smile.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Not going to be one of those nights 😂. I saw a bunch of people talking about it on TikTok and wanted to try it! Really yummy, can definitely taste the sugar though
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Trying something new tonight
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Reddit helped me identify it. It’s a spatangoid, essentially a fossilized sand dollar from the late Cretaceous period (100M years ago).
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
My daughter found this rock that has this pattern on it. Almost looks fossil-esque. Anyone know what it is?
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Oh that’s good, sounds less sticky.
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Guy Bundestrivago @convolutedname.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
They're replacing Steak n Shake with a halal restaurant. This is the equivalent to the Muslim conquest of Jerusalem in the 7th Century.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Trading stars so you can tank, then not tanking for two years was surprisingly not effective.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Since these guys only speak bible
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
We couldn’t afford to pay veterans $50k a year to be park rangers but we can afford this shit?
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Oh dear lord
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
She did it so fast too. Like I need 15 min guys
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Maybe I just get performance anxiety, but no way I could poop while a stranger is yelling at me.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Have you seen CBS power rankings? Seahawks at 27… behind teams like the Panthers, Jets, and Patriots. t.co/2UY6svjwMx
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https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/nfl-power-rankings-eagles-still-team-to-beat-but-usual-contenders-close-behind-steelers-have-work-to-do/
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
It’s always the crowd that says pride flags push the gay agenda on them that say this shit. Your religion never left. No one is persecuting you. However, freedom of religion includes my choice to abstain from religion.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I hate everything
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The Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
The Trump administration is gutting the EPA's enforcement of pollution regulations and rolling back rules, but do go on about our "standards."
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
We are so fucked.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
CBS has the Seahawks 27th on their power rankings…. What? www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/nfl...
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NFL Power Rankings: Eagles still team to beat, but usual contenders close behind; Steelers have work to do
The reigning Super Bowl champions have the pieces to repeat
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Oh.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Also was like "well they would bring him back if I asked" then multiple times was like "I don't control El Salvador!'. He's so bad at everything it's nauseating.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Lowkey, I freaking love taco bell haha. Easily my favorite fast food. Can find a lot of calorie conscious options as well. If you are saving this... add the steak breakfast crunchwrap with breakfast salsa to the list... Most underrated fast food breakfast item🤤
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Love that just weeks ago he paused the tariffs and the market rises and he's like "SEE I'M THE BEST EVER" but any time it falls it's "Biden did this, I don't have any impact yet!"
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Cheesy Gordita Crunch is the GOAT. They can make it spicy if you prefer a well. Have to get a Baja Blast Zero, obviously. The Cantina Chicken tacos are pretty good too. The avocado verse salsa is fantastic.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
BTW, there has definitely been in a shift in how this is being covered. This highlighted line by CNBC is not the type of thing some of these moderate news outlets have done in the past. Trump is pissing a lot of people off right now, don't let the loud minority (MAGA) fool you.
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