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JazzJargon

@jazzjargon.bsky.social
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Utah Hockey Club, Utah Jazz, Utah Utes, Seattle Seahawks.

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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
My dad is in the bishopric and has meetings for 8:30 to 4:30 today… on mother’s days. That’s so fucked up.
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Prof Jeffrey S Morris @jsm2334.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
RFK claims “70% of pharmaceutical products in the world are sold to our country” but this is a false misrepresentation. His 70% number is exaggerated and is based on sale $ not number of products sold, which ignores the fact that USA pays more for prescriptions than other places in the world
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Biggest "NO SHIT" ever.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Last 15 4th overall picks in the NHL draft.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Kelso is reminding me I haven’t watched these movies in awhile 😂. Yes, I mean the Capitol.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I don’t get why people like Met Gala. It’s like district 1 in Hunger Games. Just all the rich showing off how rich they are.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
HOLY FUCK UTAH WON AND GETS THR 4th PICK!!!
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LiquidUte! @liquidute.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I missed this the other day, but thank God in just 100 days, Trump has already saved "258 million lives!" At this rate, by the end of His presidency, he will have saved over 3 billion lives. Wow.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
"executives believe the president hasn't thought about the ramifications of his proposal" I mean I get what they are saying but Trump literally ran on the premises of wide sweeping tariffs. These execs supported him cause they thought their industry would be different. "hurt them not us!"
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
The conspiracy theories are going to hit like crack when this happens tonight 😏
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Oh.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Welcome back to this episode of Myth Busters. On today’s episode we will see how many rolls it takes to drown out my fear of our countries shift to a dictatorship.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
At least they got the light saber color right. (Yes, this is a real post from the official White House account)
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Guess what the change is? Not bigger portion or smaller sizes… The change is that the workers will smile more. That will sure make me want to buy a $19.80 burrito more! www.thestreet.com/restaurants/...
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Chipotle CEO plans major change customers will cheer
Chipotle faces another major challenge; its CEO believes it can be fixed with a smile.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Trying something new tonight
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Reddit helped me identify it. It’s a spatangoid, essentially a fossilized sand dollar from the late Cretaceous period (100M years ago).
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
My daughter found this rock that has this pattern on it. Almost looks fossil-esque. Anyone know what it is?
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Since these guys only speak bible
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
We couldn’t afford to pay veterans $50k a year to be park rangers but we can afford this shit?
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Maybe I just get performance anxiety, but no way I could poop while a stranger is yelling at me.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
It’s always the crowd that says pride flags push the gay agenda on them that say this shit. Your religion never left. No one is persecuting you. However, freedom of religion includes my choice to abstain from religion.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I hate everything
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The Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
The Trump administration is gutting the EPA's enforcement of pollution regulations and rolling back rules, but do go on about our "standards."
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
We are so fucked.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
CBS has the Seahawks 27th on their power rankings…. What? www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/nfl...
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NFL Power Rankings: Eagles still team to beat, but usual contenders close behind; Steelers have work to do
The reigning Super Bowl champions have the pieces to repeat
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Oh.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
It's going to be like 2028 and he'll still be blaming Biden...
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
100 men vs 1 gorilla is too easy. Let’s do something harder like 100 men vs therapy.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I’m dying 😂
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
What fucking timeline are we in? Can we restart it?
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Hey so… this is fucking terrifying
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Why does this even matter?
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Just a reminder as you read draft grades…
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Yes, I shot you first but CALM DOWN!
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Oh shit guys! We finally know the #1 pick in the draft is the REAL DEAL
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Hey so… THATS NOT HOW THIS FUCKING WORKS
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Two weeks until NBA lottery!
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Trump says that any American who shows “dissension” against MAGA should be “immediately ejected” from their member of Congress’ town halls. This is fascism.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I’m getting the weirdest spam texts today.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Dude is going to fit so nice.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Honestly this may be my favorite draft class ever by the Seahawks…
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
STOP THE COUNT
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Gonna be my SLCC at lunch.. where should I eat?
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Everyone drop your fav breakfast burrito in Utah. 👇
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
How am I just finding out Benson Boone went to BYUI and is an ExMo????
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Why is picked in quotes? lol
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Fuck that.
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JazzJargon @jazzjargon.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
CONTROVERSY!!!
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