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Jazztronauts is a cooperative theft-em-up gamemode for Garry's Mod where you travel between worlds to steal things for a notorious gang of omnidimensional cats!

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Jazztronauts 🍉 @jazz.foohy.net · 24/03/2026
Ended up poking through Portal 1 for the first time in years, and man, what a neat aesthetic it has. It's a shame no other game looks like that.
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a-shift.bsky.social @a-shift.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I don't know what compelled me
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Jazztronauts 🍉 @jazz.foohy.net · 03/01/2026
I don't have the words. What can you say? This was illegal? No shit. He should be impeached? That's been true for years. They need to be stopped? Nobody who can do that safely is. Fuck'em. Just fuck him, and his cronies, and his oil buddies. Hell's too good for these chucklefucks.
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Jazztronauts 🍉 @jazz.foohy.net · 31/12/2025
As this is now the 4th time scammers have tried with me, have a PSA. If someone you thought you were already friends with sends you a request on Steam, don't assume that you weren't already friends or that they lost their main account. And definitely don't "join an Esports team" with'em. Stay safe!
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Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 18/12/2025
bc on holiday and my mind doesn't let me relax unless working on something, i'm doin a real small half-life game with @coolgoblinzone.bsky.social and @gmad.bsky.social. that it is not something i could profit from should stop me approaching it the wrong way (stressfully). here's knuckle the squid
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Jazztronauts 🍉 @jazz.foohy.net · 16/12/2025
The Garry's Mod Workshop is truly the gift that keeps giving.
A haul from a level being deposited, including half of a transparent image of Lois from Family Guy.
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Darryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 12/12/2025
Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers. NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
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mattt @exyli.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
that sense of oneness, that fulfillment, all of it gone except the echo of what it felt like. #jazztronauts
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the kitty @meowlichmollusk.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
too sober. #jazztronauts #gmod #art #painting #watercolor #yaddayadda
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GP @mousefountain.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
test 2
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Jazztronauts 🍉 @jazz.foohy.net · 03/12/2025
I'll bet they don't have
Several books on a book store shelf, of note "The Great Cellists" by Margaret Campbell.
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adam pype @adampype.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
hello bsky! our game was taken down due to a false DMCA which completely killed our momentum at launch. our studio is in a very precarious position right now. please share and spread the word, steam has been little help to our situation. noplayersonline.net/statement
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city. We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
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Bailey McCann @baileymcc.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
This person took this when they called the race
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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/10/2025
fuck gavin newsom
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Socks the Macro Wolf Dad @socksthewolf.com · 27/10/2025
Python was awarded a funding grant, funding grant asked Python foundation to remove all diversity and inclusion initiatives they have. Python foundation said no and rejected the grant. If you use Python, send a few dollars to the charity to keep it going. I’m pushing a dono on behalf of ScamGuard.
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Cereal @sokoolcereal.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
figured i'd move my #jazztronauts shitposts to here as well
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Cereal @sokoolcereal.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
thank you jazztronauts for existing
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Rikochet @rikoooochet.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Cellist's smug ahh and the Singer #art #fanart #jazztronauts
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Jazztronauts 🍉 @jazz.foohy.net · 19/10/2025
I'd hope it goes without saying, but, no kings in the Bar Samsara.
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Jazztronauts 🍉 @jazz.foohy.net · 02/10/2025
Looking forward to Nintendo removing the entirety of TTT from the Workshop.
A screenshot of an email notification from Nintendo. Its preview reads "Who is the traitor? Figure it out in Fire Emb..."
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ThirtyHelens @thirtyhelens.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Stripe reps are saying that purchasing LGBTQ content is against their policies. Straight up.
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 02/08/2025
Remember we have new material for your calls today! Poke and prod at those statements
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Calc Becomes Her @hotcalc.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
It's how these lobbyists got what they wanted. They didn't plead their morality to somebody. They were just annoying for a short period of time. You can be more annoying for longer. I believe in you!
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Calc Becomes Her @hotcalc.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
The point of calling credit card companies isn't to make John Visa have moment of introspection and go "aw shucks I was wrong!" it's to grind business to a halt for such an extended period of time that all the higher ups who are real people with names and addresses decide that this isn't worth it
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Vertn @vernt.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Call call call. Visa is literally begging us to stop calling and send emails. Calls cost them way more money and they can't use key words to filter them out
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 24/07/2025
it can be in a week, months, or a decade or two when this entire system finally falls. but it will fall. it always does. and saying it wont denies the mountains of evidence that is our human history. and we'll be there to pick up the pieces and build a better tomorrow together ♥️🖤
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United Videogame Workers-CWA @videogameworkers.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Big games companies when they say how "difficult" it has been to "make the decision to part with a number of talented individuals" due to "changing industry conditions" in their layoff announcements
A collage of several women appearing to be crying but wiping their tears/blowing their noses with hundred dollar bills
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
The censorship of 80+ games on Steam this week was apparently the work of Australian antiporn group Collective Shout, which partnered with US evangelicals to pressure Visa and Mastercard. They claimed, without evidence, that the games involved child abuse. Great work by @acvalens.net for VICE.
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Group Behind Steam Censorship Policies Have Powerful Allies — And Targeted Popular Games With Outlandish Claims
The organization behind Steam's latest payment processor censorship, Collective Shout, appears to tell some misleading tales.
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Dr. Nyri A. Bakkalian @riversidewings.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
#NoContextDiscordCalls "this looks like a nightclub where the manager is Nyajima Goro"
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Wabbaboy @wabbaboy.dev · 02/07/2025
The petition is moving full steam ahead and only 200k signatures are left to make the cut. It takes seconds to sign, it changes history forever. #StopKillingGames
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Jazztronauts 🍉 @jazz.foohy.net · 03/07/2025
Oh fuck that's right it's the second. HEY YOU. YEAH YOU IN THE UK/EU. You should SIGN THIS www.stopkillinggames.com if you want your kids and grand-kids to be able to play some of the games you love playing now. #StopKillingGames
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Stop Killing Games
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Mouseu @mouseu.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
#StopKillingGames
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Jazztronauts 🍉 @jazz.foohy.net · 02/07/2025
I love testing new features
The Jazztronauts gang standing in an orange dev room. Pianist has a text bubble menu in front of her with the various default options replaced. The top reads the entirety of the "you cheated not only the game but yourself" rant, cut off on both ends of the screen. Selectable options read "What's all the hubbub?" "Wii Shop Channel" "Blather 'Round" and "Why be you when you can be NEW?"
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Jazztronauts 🍉 @jazz.foohy.net · 24/05/2025
Good news everyone, my GMod no longer crashes on 95% of map changes, so I might actually get to poke around some more! Now I just have to remember anything about anything in this code base.
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Fighter_Builder @fighterbuilder.com · 06/05/2025
Just got this Jazztronauts pin from @sonicluxhedgeman.bsky.social! I appreciate the extra goodies too!
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Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 18/04/2025
I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
Photo of Senator Chris Van Hollen with Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
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localthunk @localthunk.com · 10/04/2025
Catch my goofy ass card game in the new season of Black Mirror
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Astra 🏳️‍⚧️ (comms open) @astral-cataclysm.neocities.org · 09/04/2025
stupid one year old baby #jazztronauts
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pyrolatta @pyrpyta.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
uehueueueehuu my #jazztronauts oc with bartender :3 theyre pals! :3
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TeddyBearScribbles🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @teddybearscribbles.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Chat I I'm brainrotting so hard over this gmod game [ #jazztronauts #gijinka #art ]
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localthunk @localthunk.com · 05/04/2025
Apparently Balatro videos are being rated 18+ on YouTube now for gambling Good thing we are protecting children from knowing what a 4 of a kind is and letting them watch CS case opening videos instead
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🍊Zara Nerd🍊 | 5 SLOTS OPEN @zaranerd.grimdorks.net · 16/03/2025
i had to go digging to find it but i ALSO made a @kinofabino.bsky.social styled @jazz.foohy.net edit
"FACT: 90% of Jazztronauts quit right before they totally find the map with Dr. Kleiner in it"
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Jazztronauts 🍉 @jazz.foohy.net · 21/02/2025
An edited screenshot of a tweet. Text reads "jaye 💚 @jayedtx 2d
HAPPY FUCKED UP FELINE FRIDAY TO MY ONE TRUE LOVE THIS STUPID CAT!!!!!!!!" The image has been replaced with one of D0G holding Cellist.
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🍊Zara Nerd🍊 | 5 SLOTS OPEN @zaranerd.grimdorks.net · 14/02/2025
have you played jazztronauts? you should play jazztronauts
An illustration of a postcard for a bar, named The Bar Samsara. A human girl and four anthropomorphic cats line the bar. A Siamese cat reviews the Improvised Munitions Handbook on her computer. An orange and tuxedo cat argue over the counter, and the gray kitty is drinking from a barrel labeled "cellists secret stash (dont touch) ((or do your funeral))." The postcards tagline reads "Wish you were here! (so we could use you for free labor)."
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