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Jason Waterfalls

@jaytechno.bsky.social
3.3K followers 2.8K following 6.3K posts

I just want to be queer and silly (NSFW) on the internet. Is that too much to ask? 🥺 35 in Detroit ACAB 🇵🇸 He/Him/They/Them 😘😘

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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Had scale bugs at the beginning of the year and thought it was handled. I got rid of the infested plant, but just discovered 2 others have them. Thrips are new. 😫
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thrips and scale on my plants... I'm about to burn my house down 😭😭😭😭😭
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happy birthday!
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Eastern Market :)
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For $9, I also brought a slug home 🤨
Close-up photo of the swiss cheese plant's pot. A slug is resting on the soil, next to the plant's stem.
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Went to the farmer's market today and got these little guys for just $9!
Clockwise from top left: swiss cheese monstera, marble queen pothos, peperomia, baby sun rose
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BigImpactTO @bigimpactto.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hey friends! My cat needs surgery for a cancerous tumor and the vet bill **so far is $7000. 😖 She may need another surgery later depending on the results of an upcoming ultrasound. If you like / jerk off to me and have a repost, a tip, or a subscription in ya at this time that would really help! 🥹
I’m an Asian guy with pink hair and tattoos all down my backside, kneeling on a leather chair with my back to the camera. You can see my butt crack.
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yeah... Yay climate change.
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
EF2 tornado touched down IN Detroit this week 😬😬😬😬
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The POTS slander??? 😭😭🤐
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nope, haven't heard. I just saw vague posts about gay campgrounds last week. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What better way to fight off the Sunday Scaries than to start re-potting half of the plants in my house at 10:00 PM?
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Agent 47's got this!
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
why hasn't anyone ******** the president yet
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
There are whispers of gay camping discourse on my feed... I would like to know the tea please. Thank you in advance.
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So, what's her legacy now? Being a liar, prosecuting student protesters, and doing nothing about the Flint Water Crisis? Amazing.
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
🥰🥰🥰 Right??? I had to quadruple verify once I found it because I could not believe it was from FG either.
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Looks like it's from a crossover episode, "The Simpsons Guy" :) Family Guy, S13E01
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Amazing shirt 😅
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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Good morning
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Conrail Twitty @grenadine.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Michigan has drop boxes! Check with your municipality but a lot of them are in front of city halls. Detroit has a lot of drop boxes bc it’s big!
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
(I know a piece of the Aurora Borealis line is missing, but I ran out of characters)
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The 5 Simpsons lines I've uttered most off the top of my head: 1. Everything's coming up Milhouse! 🤽🏿 2. I just think they're neat! 🥔 3. The worst day of your life, so far! 😀 4. Nu-cle-ar 🤓 5. Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, localized entirely in your kitchen? 😠😒
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Let's have some fun, let's have another one! 🍻🥳
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Mega Starmie Day!! ✨🥳
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Happy birthday!
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Pleassseeeee 😮🤤
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If course, I've always got fresh dog pics at the ready 🫡
Close-up of a senior German Shepherd Dog, resting her head on a large stuffed Lamb Chop.
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Less than 50 trillion, that's for sure
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
lolll I wish I had a screenshot but I blocked the guy and can't find it. 😭
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I also saw a guy say it was woke because one of the side characters is fat and "people in Florida aren't fat," and then he blamed that on the female developers......... ??????
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Don't gamers get exhausted from being so insufferable??? "GTA VI is woke." "It looks like shit." "GTA V has better graphics." "It looks like AI." 🫩
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Congratulations to y'all!!! ☺️☺️❤️❤️
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yay!! Congratulations!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Sending you lots of love, energy, and Madonna ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Jack aka Pup Slugger @bignorway.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
When the shorts are this short, something's bound to slip out
Photo of me in a lather chair wearing a navy blue tank top and very short black shorts. My hard cock has "slipped" out
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is so hot 😍😍😍
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
3rd review on Yelp lol: "It's an illogical, woke, and fuddery location." Woke guns 😔😔😔😔
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
There were moments last week in Florida that were behind parody
An aerial banner advertisement. The left side is a photo if a woman holding a semiautomatic rifle. The right reads, "SHOOT MACHINE GUNS @ LOCK AND LOAD MIAMI"
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
OMG we were really fighting for our lives in the 90s/00s. 😭😭 I would've gotten in trouble for the exact same reasons, I'm 100% sure!
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"And make sure their female best friend is a little mean and sarcastic all the time, just like the women from the previous 2 books. Gay guys loooove a sassy woman!"
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The bits of Fabian and his best friends interacting with each other are so juvenile, it's like a 2000s sitcom lol
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Alright, finally resuming reading the Heated Rivalry series. I'm about 1/4 through book #3 and the writing is, uh, kinda worse...
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I can't believe we've been here since mid-2023????
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Reported! :)
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Boost!
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Added :)
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Wonderful! Congratulations!! ❤️
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Someone give me a million dollars so I can just get up and go now, PLEASE 😭
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