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Jono French

@jaypeeff.bsky.social
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iOS dev, CBM64.The National and lots of other eclectic music, my Mini Cooper. Photography, Liverpool YNWA. Sarcastic. In hospital atm #FBPE. GitHub: github.com/JonoFrench App Store: apps.apple.com/gb/developer/jonatha…

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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Solar Eclipse 
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Proof that you can tell the British public not to look directly at something and every cunt will immediately look at it.
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The box. Some fuckers opened it, I was hoping for a quiet night in watching #TOTP on #BBC4
Lead cenobite Pinhead Ironing a shirt.
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Just seen this while I’m having an infusion today. What is 99.999% of Many?
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
😂😂😂
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Looking OK I think for 60. Still being looked after whilst waiting for my hip replacement. Kidneys hanging in there. Haircut when I can walk to my favourite barber, although I'm quite liking the long hair. Need a job....
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
My Carrera 2 from the 90's
Porsche 911 (964) Carrera2
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
If ever a cat could say ‘just swipe left sunshine’ with a look this is it. #tinder #cats #dontgothere
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Soccer somehow has evolved to 4 quarters. It can get back in the sea. Bulgarian team here have the best idea 😂😂😂
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I've been playing with device motion as a control on the iPhone and what better way to test than with an implementation of the classic Uridium. I've got everything in but just need to finish the game play. This has led to a brilliant idea though... #SwiftUI, #iOSDev
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
New App sent for App Store Review! Couple of weeks ago, recruitment consultant called me about a job. Cool, but I thought let's see if I can write a game and get it on the App Store before I hear from him again. Uses same tech stack as Job. App dedicated to recruitment consultants everywhere.
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
If you see this, post a concert photo you took. The National, Cardiff Dec 2019
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Well that's the 3rd app sent to the App Store this week, a Tetris clone. I'll keep doing this until someone gives me a job and I can escape from hospital. Or they go viral and I'll stop.... #iOS, #SwiftUI, #BuildInAHospitalBed, #NHS
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Well my new iOS app passed review and is now on the Apple App Store. Vibe Chess. Get it here.... apps.apple.com/us/app/vibe-... #iOS #indydev #buildinhospital #chess
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Infusion day, so a trip to Broadgreen hospital Liverpool. Makes a change…. 5 months in hospital so far. But I have an iOS app in review today! #NHS #iosdev
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
4 months in hospital now. Tomorrow I have a job interview, remote, teams, NHS WiFi. iOS dev. Getting better slowly. Wish me luck…. J.
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Three months in hospital this week, reunited with the LFC cap and looking a lot better. Need a haircut and shave though. Oh #YNWA well I won’t until they fix my leg and they won’t do that until I’ve finished the kidney treatment. #NHS
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
😂😂😂
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
What is this #cadbury I was looking forward to this box of Milk Tray, but it’s turned into an abomination. 7 chocolates, non of which belong in a box of #milktray
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
NHS Christmas dinner. Not bad, sprouts needed another week 😋 But still, big thank you to all the NHS staff working today. #NHS #ChristmasDay
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Xmas in hospital and the best pressies! A bar card of Scampi Fries. Could do with a pint to go with em but I’ve a head start on dry January unfortunately. #HappyChristmas #NHS
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Bollocks to vibe coding, what I’ve realised from my hospital room here is all that’s missing is a notepad and pen.
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I’ve been moved again, this time to a new hospital in Newton Le Willows, it’s a physio rehab ward to sort the broken leg out. Got some natty new pj’s too. #NHS #ImNotWellATM
Me lying in hospital bed wearing Pyjamas from the hospital with the cloth print saying Hospital Use Only.
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Pot Noodle in a paper pot now. What could possibly go wrong…. #potnoodle #nothospitalfood
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Today I can at least watch Anfield from my hospital window! #YNWA #LFC #NHS #Anfield
View of Anfield today from my hospital room window.
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Xmas is coming and I’ve plenty of spare time in my hospital bed so I thought I’d review some mince pies. First up are Asdas Joyous mince pies…. Filled ok but only warmly spiced with a thick shortcrust pastry that’s a bit claggy. Hopefully the next box will come from Waitrose or M&S hohoho 🎅
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
View from my hospital room. 3rd move from ICU, woke to this beautiful sight. Feel better already. #YNWA #Anfield #NHS
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Even I’m up early today on account of a left ankle that’s agony. Tea n painkillers #FuckArthritis
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
So all my stuff arrived today. No way the van can get outside my house here, so 10 trips like this to shuttle it all there. And it was hot… #Andalucia Whoever said Minis where impractical 😂
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
So apart from the normal stuff in #Swift #SwiftUI I do fun stuff just using SwiftUI. So why can’t I get an #iOS job?
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
End of tether has been reached. Literally a week before starvation sets in and I lose the will to live. Everything in life sorted except getting someone to pay me to work from either of these places. Or anywhere at the moment quite frankly. #iOS #dev #Swift #SwiftUI
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
After a shit week, time to nip to the AtoJazz festival here in Sofia for beer and some cool music to hopefully improve my mood. #sofia #atojazz
Stage and front and people picnicking at the A to Jazz festival in Sofia Bulgaria
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Beer o’clock in Sofia 🇧🇬 Hot day!
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
It’ll improve once you get to Spain…. I’m on the wine so cheers from Andalusia!
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Definitely an official canopy out day here in #Andalusia
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Well my Aloe Vera aka “The evil twins” are flowering… #aloevera #plants #andalucia
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Having seen what @snuggsy187.bsky.social was doing with Chuckulus on the Electron a few months ago I had a look at the original rotating tower and have been having a play to see if we can do it in SwiftUI on the iPhone. And yeah. It's still a bit of a hack atm. #SwiftUI #iOS #Swift #code
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Sometimes a bit of rain can improve your outlook… Evil twins are flowering too!
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Cup of tea on the patio and ponder the day…. #LFC #YNWA #20
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Corner of my Calle in #Andalucia
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Up in Yorkshire for my nieces wedding!
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Semana Santa jueves mañana here in #Andalucia Some interesting costumes…
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
This day is one of those few days I can recall exactly where I was, what we were doing and how I felt 😔 #JFT97 #YNWA #LFC
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Currently listening to The Final Cut. Still apt today, but I think Roger Waters could do an updated version of The Fletcher Memorial Home….
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Went to visit Jesus this afternoon as we’re neighbors and I wanted to get a pic of the back of my house. #andalucia
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
So sun’s shining, warm and top down but I’ve still had to get 3 sacks of pellets for the wood burner. Still a bit nippy at night… #Andalucía
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
iOS devs who play Wordle, here’s a clone I wrote in SwiftUI some time ago, with the bonus of playing again and again. Also if anyone needs a iOS remote dev I’m available. GIT here… github.com/JonoFrench/S...
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Idly looking at Discogs found that my copy of A Lot Of Sorrow by The National and Ragnar Kjartansson is selling from £1240. Bloody Hell!!! #TheNational #Sorrow
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Happy Baba Marta (Granny March) from Bulgaria.
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Excellent wellness menu on the bar wall here in Malaga. 😂
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Cheers from Malaga! Happy Monday ☀️
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