Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The box. Some fuckers opened it, I was hoping for a quiet night in watching #TOTP on #BBC4 000
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Just seen this while I’m having an infusion today. What is 99.999% of Many? 020
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Looking OK I think for 60. Still being looked after whilst waiting for my hip replacement. Kidneys hanging in there. Haircut when I can walk to my favourite barber, although I'm quite liking the long hair. Need a job.... 020
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 04/07/2026If ever a cat could say ‘just swipe left sunshine’ with a look this is it. #tinder #cats #dontgothere 050
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Soccer somehow has evolved to 4 quarters. It can get back in the sea. Bulgarian team here have the best idea 😂😂😂 020
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I've been playing with device motion as a control on the iPhone and what better way to test than with an implementation of the classic Uridium. I've got everything in but just need to finish the game play. This has led to a brilliant idea though... #SwiftUI, #iOSDev 120
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 26/04/2026New App sent for App Store Review! Couple of weeks ago, recruitment consultant called me about a job. Cool, but I thought let's see if I can write a game and get it on the App Store before I hear from him again. Uses same tech stack as Job. App dedicated to recruitment consultants everywhere. 010
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 30/03/2026If you see this, post a concert photo you took. The National, Cardiff Dec 2019 000
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Well that's the 3rd app sent to the App Store this week, a Tetris clone. I'll keep doing this until someone gives me a job and I can escape from hospital. Or they go viral and I'll stop.... #iOS, #SwiftUI, #BuildInAHospitalBed, #NHS 000
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Well my new iOS app passed review and is now on the Apple App Store. Vibe Chess. Get it here.... apps.apple.com/us/app/vibe-... #iOS #indydev #buildinhospital #chess 020
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Infusion day, so a trip to Broadgreen hospital Liverpool. Makes a change…. 5 months in hospital so far. But I have an iOS app in review today! #NHS #iosdev 030
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 24/02/20264 months in hospital now. Tomorrow I have a job interview, remote, teams, NHS WiFi. iOS dev. Getting better slowly. Wish me luck…. J. 3130
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Three months in hospital this week, reunited with the LFC cap and looking a lot better. Need a haircut and shave though. Oh #YNWA well I won’t until they fix my leg and they won’t do that until I’ve finished the kidney treatment. #NHS 030
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 27/12/2025What is this #cadbury I was looking forward to this box of Milk Tray, but it’s turned into an abomination. 7 chocolates, non of which belong in a box of #milktray 010
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 25/12/2025NHS Christmas dinner. Not bad, sprouts needed another week 😋 But still, big thank you to all the NHS staff working today. #NHS #ChristmasDay 020
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Xmas in hospital and the best pressies! A bar card of Scampi Fries. Could do with a pint to go with em but I’ve a head start on dry January unfortunately. #HappyChristmas #NHS 120
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Bollocks to vibe coding, what I’ve realised from my hospital room here is all that’s missing is a notepad and pen. 010
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 26/11/2025I’ve been moved again, this time to a new hospital in Newton Le Willows, it’s a physio rehab ward to sort the broken leg out. Got some natty new pj’s too. #NHS #ImNotWellATM 000
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Pot Noodle in a paper pot now. What could possibly go wrong…. #potnoodle #nothospitalfood 000
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Today I can at least watch Anfield from my hospital window! #YNWA #LFC #NHS #Anfield 020
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Xmas is coming and I’ve plenty of spare time in my hospital bed so I thought I’d review some mince pies. First up are Asdas Joyous mince pies…. Filled ok but only warmly spiced with a thick shortcrust pastry that’s a bit claggy. Hopefully the next box will come from Waitrose or M&S hohoho 🎅 000
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 15/11/2025View from my hospital room. 3rd move from ICU, woke to this beautiful sight. Feel better already. #YNWA #Anfield #NHS 060
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Even I’m up early today on account of a left ankle that’s agony. Tea n painkillers #FuckArthritis 010
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 27/08/2025So all my stuff arrived today. No way the van can get outside my house here, so 10 trips like this to shuttle it all there. And it was hot… #Andalucia Whoever said Minis where impractical 😂 230
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 23/07/2025So apart from the normal stuff in #Swift #SwiftUI I do fun stuff just using SwiftUI. So why can’t I get an #iOS job? 141
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 19/07/2025End of tether has been reached. Literally a week before starvation sets in and I lose the will to live. Everything in life sorted except getting someone to pay me to work from either of these places. Or anywhere at the moment quite frankly. #iOS #dev #Swift #SwiftUI 001
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 04/07/2025After a shit week, time to nip to the AtoJazz festival here in Sofia for beer and some cool music to hopefully improve my mood. #sofia #atojazz 020
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 21/05/2025It’ll improve once you get to Spain…. I’m on the wine so cheers from Andalusia! 120
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Definitely an official canopy out day here in #Andalusia 180
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Well my Aloe Vera aka “The evil twins” are flowering… #aloevera #plants #andalucia 010
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Having seen what @snuggsy187.bsky.social was doing with Chuckulus on the Electron a few months ago I had a look at the original rotating tower and have been having a play to see if we can do it in SwiftUI on the iPhone. And yeah. It's still a bit of a hack atm. #SwiftUI #iOS #Swift #code 141
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Sometimes a bit of rain can improve your outlook… Evil twins are flowering too! 030
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Cup of tea on the patio and ponder the day…. #LFC #YNWA #20 000
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Semana Santa jueves mañana here in #Andalucia Some interesting costumes… 000
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 15/04/2025This day is one of those few days I can recall exactly where I was, what we were doing and how I felt 😔 #JFT97 #YNWA #LFC 0152
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Currently listening to The Final Cut. Still apt today, but I think Roger Waters could do an updated version of The Fletcher Memorial Home…. 240
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Went to visit Jesus this afternoon as we’re neighbors and I wanted to get a pic of the back of my house. #andalucia 010
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 28/03/2025So sun’s shining, warm and top down but I’ve still had to get 3 sacks of pellets for the wood burner. Still a bit nippy at night… #Andalucía 010
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 05/03/2025iOS devs who play Wordle, here’s a clone I wrote in SwiftUI some time ago, with the bonus of playing again and again. Also if anyone needs a iOS remote dev I’m available. GIT here… github.com/JonoFrench/S... 000
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Idly looking at Discogs found that my copy of A Lot Of Sorrow by The National and Ragnar Kjartansson is selling from £1240. Bloody Hell!!! #TheNational #Sorrow 010
Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Excellent wellness menu on the bar wall here in Malaga. 😂 000