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Jono French

@jaypeeff.bsky.social
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iOS dev, CBM64.The National and lots of other eclectic music, my Mini Cooper. Photography, Liverpool YNWA. Sarcastic. In hospital atm #FBPE. GitHub: github.com/JonoFrench App Store: apps.apple.com/gb/developer/jonatha…

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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AI or super intelligence should be able to say, hang on sunshine you can fly and afford a plane, why the fuck are you wanting to stay in a fucking static caravan?
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm no supporter of the death penalty at all, but if your country is so fucked up to implement it then at least get the professionals in to do the job. i.e the other poor fuckers on death row. #deathpenalty #christapike
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If citeh get chucked out the league, the oil money will shrug its shoulders, lose interest and move on. Couple of seasons they'll be back but as citeh as we used to tolerate and that means competing with Everton. Bring it. #MCFC
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Back to square one. The Royal Liverpool are chucking me out. Nowhere to go but the street. It’s always management that fucks things up, then you get passed around until your someone else’s problem. Rock bottom.
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Well some sense at last, The Royal have admitted me as after sitting in A&E waiting room for 5 days so we can sort out where next…. Just want to sleep in a bed! #NHS #Liverpool
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It gets worse, 5 days I’ve now been hiding in A&E in the Royal in Liverpool. Nobody will help, the system has made me homeless just because my surgery was cancelled. Trying to sleep in a metal chair and worried about being chucked out.
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Apparently you can fall through the net in the U.K. 😱
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Update on my hip replacement on Tuesday. It was cancelled, then I was discharged and as I’d been discharged from the care home I’d been staying in it’s left me homeless. Plus I’ve lost all my stuff as I can’t carry anything when you need a Zimmer frame to get around. Now completely fucked.
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Finally tomorrow it’s time for the Hip replacement surgery. If I don’t make it, see you on the other side. Jx #NHS
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Interesting you just put the song titles and not the artist!
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A virtual coin slot.... Well what comes around goes around....
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I want to feel comfortable with and loved enough by someone to loudly tell them to fuck off in IKEA. #relationshipgoals #ikea
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Haha Leicester to Man United for 130 million. I must have done something really bad in a previous life….
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Problem with this place is I hate hitting like when i’m sad and agree with you. Guess what I’m listening to tonight? Rocky Horror and a blast of Dolly with the KLF.
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
That’s my kinda woman, 😂 this is fantastic!
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Trip out to Broadgreen hospital today for my pre-op appointment! Soon have two working legs! #NHS #YNWA
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Been giving the newish Suede album a good listen too, and I was thinking is it really a Suede album if it doesn't mention something to do with cars or driving. Well it doesn't disappoint on that level 😂. Actually it's bloody good. #Suede #Antidepressants
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
There you go. It also answers the question, where's the worse place you've been to in the U.K. 😂
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This, and this is the only reason I knew anything about Brentford when they were promoted, including the fact they we're from London was from the Nylons Ads in the 70's
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Only ever went there once, was doing some work for Next. Had to stay a couple of days, first day Tuesday 6pm big scrap outside spoons, hotel was full of junkies and hoes in the alley behind kept me awake half the night. Got the train home the next day and told em they could stuff the job.
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
😂😂😂
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I've done 3 listens to Lost Weekend the new album by Phoebe Bridgers and I'm at the chuckling stage slowly picking the hilarious bits of misery up. Oh it's such a joy. #LostWeekend #PhoebeBridgers
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Looks fantastic fun, are there 🐊 in the lake?
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Shrodinger decided to do some baking on his day off… 🤔
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Solar Eclipse 
Noun
Proof that you can tell the British public not to look directly at something and every cunt will immediately look at it.
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
That depends. Yeah you have 3 chop sticks yay!, but you also have a bowl of soup. 🤔
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
😂 Cheers!
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Finally got a date for my hip replacement op. Roll on the 8th September!!! We will walk again #YNWA
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If Bezos even for one small moment ponders naming rights to Anfield he won’t know what’s hit him. Apart from that he can fuck off anyway. #LFC #YNWA #RedSky
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A Geekasaurus 😂
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It’s also a design pattern in software development that’s occasionally looked down upon 😂
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The box. Some fuckers opened it, I was hoping for a quiet night in watching #TOTP on #BBC4
Lead cenobite Pinhead Ironing a shirt.
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Birblesingh is a cunt though. These dreadful people seem to feed off each other.
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Just seen this while I’m having an infusion today. What is 99.999% of Many?
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
😂😂😂
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Looking OK I think for 60. Still being looked after whilst waiting for my hip replacement. Kidneys hanging in there. Haircut when I can walk to my favourite barber, although I'm quite liking the long hair. Need a job....
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
There needs to be a SuperHero called AvAWord who visits these kids and well, educates them....
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I’ve said this for years, plus it opens your mind and ear to all kinds of other music. Makes explaining what music you into very difficult though 😂
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Nice to come on here and get the general feeling about Rod Liddle passing. Restores one’s faith in humanity, and that I wasn’t alone in my thinking.
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
My Carrera 2 from the 90's
Porsche 911 (964) Carrera2
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It's like it was written by AI. The North West was always way ahead when it came to new fangled technology though. 😂
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Iran's latest.
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Infantino will sell the rights to hold his beer first.....
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My favourite motivational quote. "There's no I in team, but there is a you in cunt."
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It's funny you can go somewhere and chat about your love of Indie music with a fellow fan, talking about The National, Arcade Fire, Phoebe Bridgers et al and they've never heard of them. Tis a broad church once you get past the Arctic Monkeys love. #Indie #music
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
As I get better, and yesterday had my 60th I’ve decided life goals is to be carried around the cities of Andalusia in a litter or sedan chair whilst drinking wine and smoking. I feel this is probably the best way to see the Alhambra. #Spain
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Was it just me sitting there thinking this is the crappest song I've ever heard? It was shit.
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The Tull are so of their tits on the telly #ProgAtTheBBC #BBC4
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jflem2.bsky.social @jflem2.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
www.queerty.com/trmps-bbc-ju...
queerty.com
Tr*mp's BBC lawsuit just took a turn for the worse as the UK revs up for revenge - Queerty
The UK is doing what the US can't
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
LinkedIn Just put the fucking message in the email you just sent telling me that blabla has sent me a message.
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