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Jono French

@jaypeeff.bsky.social
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iOS dev, CBM64.The National and lots of other eclectic music, my Mini Cooper. Photography, Liverpool YNWA. Sarcastic. In hospital atm #FBPE. GitHub: github.com/JonoFrench App Store: apps.apple.com/gb/developer/jonatha…

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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm no supporter of the death penalty at all, but if your country is so fucked up to implement it then at least get the professionals in to do the job. i.e the other poor fuckers on death row. #deathpenalty #christapike
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If citeh get chucked out the league, the oil money will shrug its shoulders, lose interest and move on. Couple of seasons they'll be back but as citeh as we used to tolerate and that means competing with Everton. Bring it. #MCFC
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Back to square one. The Royal Liverpool are chucking me out. Nowhere to go but the street. It’s always management that fucks things up, then you get passed around until your someone else’s problem. Rock bottom.
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Well some sense at last, The Royal have admitted me as after sitting in A&E waiting room for 5 days so we can sort out where next…. Just want to sleep in a bed! #NHS #Liverpool
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It gets worse, 5 days I’ve now been hiding in A&E in the Royal in Liverpool. Nobody will help, the system has made me homeless just because my surgery was cancelled. Trying to sleep in a metal chair and worried about being chucked out.
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Apparently you can fall through the net in the U.K. 😱
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Update on my hip replacement on Tuesday. It was cancelled, then I was discharged and as I’d been discharged from the care home I’d been staying in it’s left me homeless. Plus I’ve lost all my stuff as I can’t carry anything when you need a Zimmer frame to get around. Now completely fucked.
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Finally tomorrow it’s time for the Hip replacement surgery. If I don’t make it, see you on the other side. Jx #NHS
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I want to feel comfortable with and loved enough by someone to loudly tell them to fuck off in IKEA. #relationshipgoals #ikea
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
That’s my kinda woman, 😂 this is fantastic!
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Trip out to Broadgreen hospital today for my pre-op appointment! Soon have two working legs! #NHS #YNWA
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Been giving the newish Suede album a good listen too, and I was thinking is it really a Suede album if it doesn't mention something to do with cars or driving. Well it doesn't disappoint on that level 😂. Actually it's bloody good. #Suede #Antidepressants
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
😂😂😂
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I've done 3 listens to Lost Weekend the new album by Phoebe Bridgers and I'm at the chuckling stage slowly picking the hilarious bits of misery up. Oh it's such a joy. #LostWeekend #PhoebeBridgers
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Solar Eclipse 
Noun
Proof that you can tell the British public not to look directly at something and every cunt will immediately look at it.
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Finally got a date for my hip replacement op. Roll on the 8th September!!! We will walk again #YNWA
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If Bezos even for one small moment ponders naming rights to Anfield he won’t know what’s hit him. Apart from that he can fuck off anyway. #LFC #YNWA #RedSky
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The box. Some fuckers opened it, I was hoping for a quiet night in watching #TOTP on #BBC4
Lead cenobite Pinhead Ironing a shirt.
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Just seen this while I’m having an infusion today. What is 99.999% of Many?
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
😂😂😂
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Looking OK I think for 60. Still being looked after whilst waiting for my hip replacement. Kidneys hanging in there. Haircut when I can walk to my favourite barber, although I'm quite liking the long hair. Need a job....
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Nice to come on here and get the general feeling about Rod Liddle passing. Restores one’s faith in humanity, and that I wasn’t alone in my thinking.
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Iran's latest.
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My favourite motivational quote. "There's no I in team, but there is a you in cunt."
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It's funny you can go somewhere and chat about your love of Indie music with a fellow fan, talking about The National, Arcade Fire, Phoebe Bridgers et al and they've never heard of them. Tis a broad church once you get past the Arctic Monkeys love. #Indie #music
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
As I get better, and yesterday had my 60th I’ve decided life goals is to be carried around the cities of Andalusia in a litter or sedan chair whilst drinking wine and smoking. I feel this is probably the best way to see the Alhambra. #Spain
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The Tull are so of their tits on the telly #ProgAtTheBBC #BBC4
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jflem2.bsky.social @jflem2.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
www.queerty.com/trmps-bbc-ju...
queerty.com
Tr*mp's BBC lawsuit just took a turn for the worse as the UK revs up for revenge - Queerty
The UK is doing what the US can't
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
LinkedIn Just put the fucking message in the email you just sent telling me that blabla has sent me a message.
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
American Pie, just replace music with football, and sing it to sum up what they've done to the beautiful game. #FIFA #WorldCup #Final #SPAARG
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Shame I'm not at my house in Spain this evening, celebrating in my pueblo blanco football coming home! Still here in the UK waiting for my leg to be fixed.... Vamous espana! and fuck FIFA & Trump. #worldcup
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I like the concept of visitors, I just don't like visitors.
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Paul van der Meer @paulvandermeer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The FIFA World Cup on Sunday in New York will be won by Spain. Tr*mp will be present during the ceremony. The Spanish King Felipe VI will be there as well as PM Pedro Sánchez and Tr*mp will be booed out of the stadium. I can't wait!!
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Lee @koplee74.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Night all #JFT97
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
LinkedIn I hate with a passion, always have but for some bizarre reason to make it even worse my ex wife wants to connect.... WTF???
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Just seen the Spurs team coach driving through St.Helens. Must be on a fear of god tour of the grounds they could have been playing in next season 😂 #spurs
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Boom!
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Roy B ☮️ @rewerbyor.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Holy shit. Fuck this World Cup and fuck FIFA.
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I'd like to think I'm still fairly uptodate with current music, last festival I went to was only last year, but who the fuck is Tom Grennan? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Tom Grennan proud to sing in 'beautiful Bedford' homecoming
The singer songwriter meets fans and tells crowd of his love for his hometown.
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
If ever a cat could say ‘just swipe left sunshine’ with a look this is it. #tinder #cats #dontgothere
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lostjared @lostjared.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Now this sounds awesome.
tomshardware.com
Pong game recompiles its own source code every frame — winning entry at IOCCC29 was generated by a custom compiler
The IOCCC29 winner writes each frame as fresh C source, compiles it, then runs it.
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
You'd think by now the BBC would be grown up enough to say on their sport web site, yeah if you want to watch it, it's on ITV. #WorldCup #BBC #ITV
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Enaro ⵣ 🍉 @enaro47.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Don't really support England, not just because I'm a Liverpool fan but because I was born a couple of days before the '66 World Cup win, and every 4 years i'm reminded how fucking old I'm getting.
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
How does one access their files in the cloud when there's no f@cking clouds? #Weather #Hot #CloudComputing
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Here I am stuck in a care home still waiting for my leg to be fixed, and anything I post is completely ignored. What’s the point anymore.
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Jono French @jaypeeff.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Tempted to paint me toenails as they’re on display in this weather.
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