dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 06/05/2025I was today years old when I found out I’ve been retired for 20 years #TIL Am I the asshole for being today years old? 1140
Reposted by dartfluencerjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Wife is life 91132013
Reposted by dartfluencerjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 16/03/2025I just got married to my wife 1379453
dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Someone ran through the most disgusting puddle anyone’s ever seen and now the back of my jeans are covered in mud that won’t come off. No one in this world has it harder than me right now 0110
dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I was thinking of all the trials and tribulations you face when I wrote this 150
dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 10/02/2025The Bluesky moderation team hates when a beautiful woman speaks her mind 1200
Reposted by dartfluencerjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Nose rub trance #NoseRubTrance 1036936
Reposted by dartfluencerjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 01/02/2025📸 @jaynooch.bsky.social all rights reserved 21054
Reposted by dartfluencerjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 22/01/2025@jaynooch.bsky.social got Perkeo on round 1 and everyone went crazy 2521
dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 22/01/2025It’s nice for a quick facial and i liked that they had dry shampoo so you don’t look like a greaseball when you leave if anything gets in your hair. I know mikes sister loves it she goes all the time 040
dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 21/01/2025I need a balatro slot machine. A balat machine if you will 010
dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 21/01/2025I’m due for a wheel of fortune hit… any minute now……. 000
dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 17/01/2025I love when they email about a sale as if I’m getting recreational blood tests 0140
dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 16/01/2025The best part of my commute is when I get to go down the escalator in port authority that always smells like burger king French toast sticks ❤️ 0140
dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 14/01/2025I think this is right, it’s the Latin word for a jester. I saw buh la tro which I think is the same as what your saying just looks less French lol 110
dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 13/01/2025My mom really loved dressing me up in little outfits lol 110
dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 13/01/2025They’re saying you’re the most normal age a person can be 130
dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 13/01/2025My aunt sent me this the other day and it’s honestly kind of fucked up how cute I was as a baby 2220
dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 10/01/2025I see you all hate me and want me to suffer. I see that now 080
dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Urgent request: how are you all pronouncing balatro? 11180
