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@jaynooch.bsky.social
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Credited writer on Supertramp’s hit 1979 album Breakfast in America

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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I love my husband!!!!
Me and my husband walking together on our wedding dayMe and my husband smiling at each other on our wedding day
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
We’re the most married couple on earth
Painting of me and my gorgeous husband on our wedding day
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
The World’s Most Hydrated Girl
Up close shot of my gorgeous torbie cat Dottie with water droplets on her chin
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Bros at a gas station 🤣
Cybertruck at a gas station
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
My aunt sent me this the other day and it’s honestly kind of fucked up how cute I was as a baby
Little baby me at a lion king photoshoot with my sister
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
A meerkat in a sequin cap playing guitar
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Happy birthday to my partner in life and darts @aniceburrito.bsky.social I love you!!!!!
My handsome fiancé and I
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Now listening👂
An ikea shelf set with three squares containing records and one with a cat bed. On top sits a record player and The Monitor by Titus Andronicus
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Pizza beans‼️
Pizza beans in a pan
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Very helpful thank you
My tortie cat Kit laying on my mouse pad with her arm draped over my hand while I try to work
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Oh to be a little cat watching the snow fall on Christmas Eve…
My cats Dottie and Kit. Dottie is sitting on the windowsill, Kit on the couch. They’re both watching the snow fall
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
My coworkers are so lucky to have me
Plates of rainbow cookies, gingersnaps, butter cookies, magic bars, and thumbprint cookies on a desk
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Drone sighting in the living room
A German Shepard / husky mix laying on the couch with his arms to side looking like a drone
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Here you go dear
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Jemima kirke what the hell, sure
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Why’s his whole grinchussy out
A grinch donut from Krispy Kreme but his whole grinchussy is out
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Here you go!
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Pizza beans 😙👌
Pizza beans in a pan
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
On a wall in Venice, the world is on our side
“Deny defend depose” and “Luigi mangione eroe nostro” which translates to “Luigi Mangione our hero” spray painted on a wall in Venice, Italy
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Happy Friday the 13th to the black cats of the world. It’s your special day
My handsome black cat Mort sitting on the couch
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Look at this selfish asshole
A bird on the tv with far too many seeds in its mouth
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
These are the kind of responses I’m looking for when I post a picture of myself
Replies to a picture I posted
“Majestic creature” - god emperor jt 
“Beautiful plumage” - “MARV”
“Regal beast” - ywbl
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Model behavior
My gorgeous long hair black cat Frankie
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Doctors are saying that if she doesn’t spend at least an hour a day licking this fake plant she’ll die
My gorgeous torbie cat Dottie sitting on her litter cabinet licking a fake aloe plant
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
The first text she sent was kind of incredible. “Anyway,”
Text from my old landlord: “Hi hope all is well. I know you’re getting married. I think you said in March anyway do you know anyone that would want to rent my place possibly in February?”
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
You already know what time it is
A pot of red sauce and a pan of sausages cooking on the stove
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Had to grind for this view 💪
Brick building with old windows boarded up with plywood
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Supertramp heads let me hear you scream!!!!
My top artists of 2024:
1. Supertramp
2. Angelina Mango
3. Janis Joplin
4. Indila
5. Slimane
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Or when someone did this to a picture of me and Mike
Picture of me and Mike that someone sharpened that haunts my dreams every night
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
He just pointed out a logical fallacy in my argument
My sweet curly haired little dog Benji looking smug as hell
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Highly recommend
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
She’s watching her stories
My sweet little tortie cat Kitty watching a YouTube of birds and squirrels eating and playing on a log
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Cool little find from the antique shop today
Vintage Chinese cork art featuring a pagoda, trees, and two herons in an oval black frame
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Excellent
Our black cat mort sticking his little tongue out
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Should I wear this for thanksgiving
Me wearing a fuzzy pink sweater with glasses and a purple hat with purple text that reads “PRO-ABORTION”
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Not to brag but American actress Jennifer Joanna Aniston is following me..
The totally real account of Jennifer Aniston
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Good coffee! I mean…. Good morning! Have a groovy day!
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Me: you need to stop giving benji your leftovers My dad: I didn’t give him anything! Benji:
My little dog benji with fried rice on his ear and cheek. His mustache is stained slightly orange
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Yayyyyyyyyyyy
Pants World book by the one and only Pants
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Who does he think he is
My little curly blonde dog Benji sitting on the couch with his arms crossed and his legs hanging off
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
How I look when i know you’re sleeping well
Heidi klum worm smiling
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