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Your Weird Dad @geoffotis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Delano thinks you should come see 7th Grade Girl Fight tonight at Durty Nelly's.
A financially ruinous amount of drum cases and a sweet mutt
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JJ @jay4d3v4.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i know i'm never going to break any speedrunning records, but this brings me so much joy. i can't believe i just have a #SNES now and can do this any time i want.
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JJ @jay4d3v4.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
my previous PB on the #Switch was 1:42, so getting within 10 minutes of that while fighting muscle memory related to the controller switch, and being honest, making a pretty huge mistake in Maridia, feels great.
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JJ @jay4d3v4.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
my big bro Noah heard me lamenting the input lag inherent to the #Switch #SNES emulation & got me an OG SNES and #SuperMetroid cart for my bday. this is my first run on the OG since i was a child.
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Scott Fitzgerald Gray @scottfgray.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The number of people still seemingly unaware that Substack has a Nazi problem means it’s apparently worth mentioning yet again that Substack has a fucking Nazi problem.
theguardian.com
Revealed: How Substack makes money from hosting Nazi newsletters
Exclusive: Site takes a cut of subscriptions to content that promotes far-right ideology, white supremacy and antisemitism
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JJ @jay4d3v4.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Decided to do another run of #100percent #SuperMetroid today and managed to pick up a minute. I know I’m not breaking any records and am unlikely to, esp. given the input lag on the #switch but it still makes my heart happy. I fucking love this game.
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JJ @jay4d3v4.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
latest #pb to get #100percent on #SuperMetroid on #switch
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JJ @jay4d3v4.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
sampling the home grown carolina reapers is wild, because they might as well have psilocybin in them; you're definitely going to learn things about yourself and walk away with a fresh perspective.
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JJ @jay4d3v4.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I shouldn’t have to send a fully grown adult human a teams message to remind them to check their email but here we are again
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JJ @jay4d3v4.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I’m consistently impressed by the number of IT “professionals” I work with that work remotely with a furnished laptop yet can’t seem to be bothered to read and respond to email.
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JJ @jay4d3v4.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
a conspiracy theory i believe in heavily is that #instacart intentionally cripples the web interface to drive you to shop with the app. literally no other websites have the issues this one does.
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Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 24/07/2026
The claim “RFK Jr. does not fuck chickens” is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that RFK Jr. fucks chickens.
KEY POINTS
• The claim 'vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based
claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that infant vaccines cause autism.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
“Can you explain this gap on your resume?” Yes I was being a merry fellow
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
how to stop fascism
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JJ @jay4d3v4.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
this weekend, i finally got that one missile tank in Maridia. #feelsgoodman
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JJ @jay4d3v4.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
once i got a switch i started playing again, and found areas of the map i had never seen in all the years i'd played it before. it was like being a kid again.
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JJ @jay4d3v4.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
i wasn't concerned with item collection for a long time because i was pretty sure i was never going to get that 1 missile tank in Maridia (you know the one) so i just didn't bother.
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JJ @jay4d3v4.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
i couldn't begin to estimate how many times i've finished #SuperMetroid since it was released in the 90s. first on my sibling's SNES, then later emulators, then that mini-SNES with the preinstalled games, and now on Switch. this is my first 100%.
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JJ @jay4d3v4.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Then again, maybe expecting logic and reason from the company that canceled 1899 is really a *me* problem.
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JJ @jay4d3v4.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I really need someone from #Netflix to explain to me why making it difficult for me to use my account on my device when I’m house sitting for friends is a good idea. Explain it to me like I’m 5.
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JJ @jay4d3v4.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
7 years is a long time. longer than the time i spent with him, in this body. but who would i be, today, were it not for his love and patience? a lesser man, surely. i carry with me, to this very day, his most important lesson: unconditional love. i still love you, old man. Radhe Shyam
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 23/05/2026
Did I do it right?
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
I know I shouldn’t laugh while my child is crying, but in my defense she is also farting
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
are more people left handed in the mirror universe
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 22/04/2026
Trump thought he could steal the midterms by making MAGA minions rig the House maps. They thought blue states would sit back and do nothing. We proved them wrong. Thank you to VA Indivisibles and organizers across the commonwealth for this huge win and your commitment to protecting our democracy.
vox.com
Virginia voters just handed Democrats another win in the Great Redistricting Wars
Trump’s gerrymandering efforts are backfiring.
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
3 years into this stuff and still no normal person could answer the question “what’s your favourite piece of AI art?”
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Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 27/03/2026
legendary
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Age is just a number, a number that means how old you are
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I’m sorry for acting weird earlier, I’m just weird
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JJ @jay4d3v4.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
i am so grateful not to suffer from the cynical nostalgia that makes people dislike the new Star Trek shows.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
My milkshake brought all the boys back to life, but it did not restore health or vitality, the consequences are horrifying
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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JJ @jay4d3v4.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
new single "Sea Captain" from @7thgradegirlfight.bsky.social out today on #bandcamp as well as all major streaming platforms #music #newmusic #indie #indiepop #alt #alternative #postpunk #localmusic #charlottesville #virginia #dreamsounds
7thgradegirlfight.bandcamp.com
Sea Captain, by 7th Grade Girl Fight
track by 7th Grade Girl Fight
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JJ @jay4d3v4.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
2026 snowpocalypse vibes
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JJ @jay4d3v4.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Still taking every opportunity to watch James Ransone on screen. What a terrible loss.
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
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JJ @jay4d3v4.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
just bought this bc i saw Benson & Moorhead produced it. this is great, and absolutely worth your time and money.
youtube.com
Man Finds Tape - Official Trailer (2025)
YouTube video by IGN Movie Trailers
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I have licked the fire and danced in the ashes of every bridge ever burned. I fear no hell from you. Says Skeletor feeling pretty boss.
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Hindu Pez @hindupez.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
THANK YOU to so many wonderful people - many I haven’t seen in years, or even over a decade - for coming to Gallery 5 to help celebrate 21 years of Hindu Pez. ILY. THANK YOU Gallery 5 staff and my supporting acts for working sonic magic + @jay4d3v4.bsky.social for your behind the scenes help.
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Spreadsheet enjoyer 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @bluser12.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Zohran is stone cold man. Putting out an ad in Arabic after all the Islamophobic shit that’s been thrown his way? Pure swag. Dems don’t need to copy his politics or even necessarily his campaign strategy, they need to learn how to grow a fucking spine.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 03/11/2025
📽️ WATCH: The U.S. government doesn’t track how often immigration agents detain citizens. So ProPublica did. We found more than 170 incidents since the start of Trump’s second term. Americans have been kicked, dragged and held for days without access to lawyers. ➡️ Full story: propub.li/3LjuAVS
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JJ @jay4d3v4.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
i do hope Cognetti keeps making movies, found footage or otherwise. while imperfect, this was absolutely better than 825 Forest Road.
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JJ @jay4d3v4.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
should you watch it? if you're already a fan, you may enjoy it, but it's absolutely not going to win you over otherwise.
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JJ @jay4d3v4.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
the Hell House franchise are comfort movies for me. i've watched them dozens of times. will i watch this again? probably, and while some of the movie's flaws might soften over time, i don't think i'll ever be happy with the ending.
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JJ @jay4d3v4.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
it isn't a conclusion at all, it's an introduction to continue making movies. why advertise this as the end if you aren't going to conclusively end it? that's cheap, and i imagine was a big factor in why so many of the people that had negative reviews felt so poorly about this after watching.
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JJ @jay4d3v4.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
also, if you advertise a movie as the conclusion of the franchise, call it Lineage, and base the plot around explaining why so many of the people and events are connected, you should actually explain it. without spoiling too much, this movie absolutely ends on a massive cliffhanger.
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JJ @jay4d3v4.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
it's scary in the other films because you never see it move; the camera turns away, and then returns, and the Clown is in a different position. when you know it's going to move and then you see it happen, you feel absolutely nothing at all.
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JJ @jay4d3v4.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
it's like someone watched the other four movies in rapid succession and made their own sequel without taking time to consider some of the things that made the others work. the best example is the Hell House Clown, one of the most ubiquitous parts of the franchise.
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JJ @jay4d3v4.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
i didn't hate it. i'm probably more forgiving about this kind of thing than most, but i liked it. i definitely enjoyed it more than Cognetti's other foray into not-found-footage, 825 Forest Road. that being said, both the change in format and some of the story choices made it feel like a fan sequel.
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JJ @jay4d3v4.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
i wasn't able to see Hell House LLC: Lineage in theaters, but it's on AMC+/Shudder now. as a big fan of the franchise, i was disappointed that so many of the reviews i saw of what's been advertised as the conclusion for this franchise were entirely negative. i kept as open a mind as possible, and...
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