Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 17hLunch today was loaded yakiimo made with beef/pork mince and beans, and topped with Greek yogurt. 690 calories, 49g protein. It tasted great because, unlike some on Twitter, I own spices 0160
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My wife was able to clock there’s an Ōmori Seiko concert in Tokyo tonight just by the specific type of menhera girls she was seeing around town 😭 090
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Really enjoying the yuri series 酒と鬼は二合まで (SAKE TO ONNA WA NIGŌ MADE). Gyaru demon Hinata, who grows horns when she consumes drinks offered by humans, asks lonely college classmate Naori to be her dedicated bartender. Cute characters & love the furigana play in the title 0112
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The writing is aces and Oldman is great, I’ll watch him in anything 000
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Enjoying Slow Horses S1 but the bit about Lamb using “password” as his password unsuspended my disbelief bc no waaaay the MI5 IT department would let that shite stand 250
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Overall I really liked LANTERNS. It slowed down too much near the end (it could've used one more major battle scene to close it out, tbh), but I loved what it aimed to do by focusing on character decisions and relationships vs. Villain/Fight of the Week. 060
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Was shaking water out of soba in with the colander and some noodles spilled out so I shouted “麺 overboard!!” and my wife looked at me liked she wanted an immediate divorce 2250
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Tfw iPhone autogenerates a commemorative slideshow of the orgy 290
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“If”?!?! I’d say given last episode that’s all but guaranteed! 121
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Quick dinner at Taichi in Shinbashi. Japanese guy next to me asked the store employee who told him to cook the Hamburg if he could eat it rare and she said (paraphrasing from keigo) “naw bruh lol” 0141
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This bento from Maruetsu is great. 561 calories, 33g protein. Had with a soft boiled egg and a spinach salad 0100
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026RustDesk + Tailscale is okay but I like the Parsec client experience better, even if Parsec is a bit overkill for writing/coding. Parsec's scaling and multimon support in particular are great 020
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Upgraded to Win11 Pro (bc Reasons) and decided to see if Tailscale+Win RDP was a better remote solution than Parsec. It's not lol 140
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Family Mart has duck skewers again so made my wife a quick kamo soba for lunch 1251
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Been eating a spinach salad for lunch and dinner so made a Greek yogurt sesame dressing to go with it. Healthier and tastier than the store bought dressings 040
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026In defense of the clear rule-breaking, I’ll say the official bike parking around Meguro Station is crap. There are only two parking areas and both are small. It’s not like Ebisu Station, which has a massive bike lot; no one there has any excuse to leave their bike on the road 060
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’ve wondered what time limit the 放置 (abandonment) in 自転車放置禁止区域is. Answer: depending on the city, it can be anywhere from immediate to three days! Meguro at least makes it clear that even short term parking is 放置. Now if they only enforced it… 180
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026She turns into a demon AND a raging hornball in the span of four pages, best yuri ever 140
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Gonna start using 厠 instead of お手洗い just to feel something 060
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026NOW it's pouring down in midtown Tokyo. Landslide warning announcements are coming in over phone and the municipal loudspeaker systems. I hope everyone is home safe and sound or can get there very soon 0210
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I haven’t watched anything in a few years so nothing recent but older ones I loved include DELE, Unnatural, Nigehaji, MIU 404, both seasons of Hanzawa Naoki, and Tarareba Musume. VIVANT is pretty good 110
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I should really start watching Japanese dramas again 180
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You can push back on disinformation without driving traffic to bots, bad actors, and copypasta accounts that deliberately stoke outrage for profit. We can, and need, to do better (myself included) 0111
Reposted by Jay AllenMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If you're a Dem who thinks you'll gain something by going anti-trans, look at Gallup's "most important problem" and Fox News' "most important issue" polling and see where trans issues rank. Whoever told you going anti-trans is a savvy or necessary move spends too much time on X and should be fired. 573327940
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Watching the rain in Tokyo and listening to the constant howl of sirens in the background. Stay safe, everyone, and stay home if you can 0160
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Good! Doesn't look like it's gonna let up here, supposed to get stronger soon 101
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Running out for groceries for two days then gonna stay holed up in our nice high-up apartment 120
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Rain already coming down hard in Tokyo, this typhoon is gonna be a doozy 1100
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Having wifey set a screen time passcode on my phone so I can't use social media on my phone in the evening/early AM. If I wake up in the middle of the night (which I always do) and can't sleep, I'll just have to read JP books on my Kindle 0101
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Sent an email on this responding to your recent TPM post, but I think it's instructive to look at "effective altruism" as a way to reason about the future that allows you to be an asshole in the present. This discussion is illuminating: www.currentaffairs.org/news/2023/05...currentaffairs.orgWhy Effective Altruism and “Longtermism” Are Toxic IdeologiesIntellectual historian Émile P. Torres explains how Silicon Valley’s favorite ideas for changing the world for the better actually threaten to make it much, much worse. 110
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026There are sealed compactors that prevent that from happening. Several cities in Japan already use them 110
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Simple Japan supermarket lunch of nishin (herring), udon with men tsuyu and onions, egg, and gobō kinpira 0221
Reposted by Jay AllenUnseen Japan @unseenjapan.com · 18/09/2026A 24yo man in Tokyo charged with taking upskirt shots tried to argue that he committed a lesser crime in two cases because...wait for it...the victims wore inner shorts. The court wasn't impressed and sentenced him to three years for that and two counts of sexual indecency. 27114
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It's bc municipalities are cheap and don't want to spend money on refuse collection, despite the data showing it's the most effective way to reduce littering 010
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Re: public garbage cans in Japan, studies from New York, Philly, Australia's NSW, and others all reached the same conclusion: more public bins = less litter. Yet some people still insist we all carry around our garbage bc they choose a smug moral superiority over clean streets. 2153
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026People when you say a city needs more garbage cans: Yeah sounds fair would probably help People when you say Japanese cities need more garbage cans: WHY DO YOU HATE JAPAN HAULING YOUR OWN TRASH IS AN ANCIENT JAPANESE CUSTOM* (*circa 1996) 1327
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I hate stuff like this about Japan. It makes it sound like people are violating some mysterious, unknown rule dating back to the Nara Period when the people making headlines are idiots whose bad behavior wouldn’t be acceptable anywhere 2461
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026He should drop an お姫様 in there for extra effect 120
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This and more safety tips, plus my guide to over 30+ Tokyo nightlife hotspots, available in my Tokyo After Dark guide: unseen-japan.com/tokyo-after-...unseen-japan.comUnseen Japan After Dark: A Guide to Tokyo's Adult NightlifeOur comprehensive guide to Tokyo's adult nightlife: history, every venue type explained, and over 30 vetted spots with real prices and hours. 090
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026As an aside, the girls and guys holding signs in Kabukicho or Ikebukuro? Legal. The law says you can street advertise if it doesn’t target specific individuals. Calling out to, approaching, or literally pulling a person into a bar? That’s the crime 1170
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“If it’s illegal why do they keep doing it?” Because it’s highly profitable, stores have set it up in a way it’s hard for them to be held accountable, and cops are useless. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk 1190
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Casual reminder that it’s illegal in nearly all cities in Japan for someone to try and coax you into a store (客引き, kyaku-hiki). If someone tries to pull you into an izakaya or “gentleman’s club,” ignore them - you’re about to get ripped off! 39114
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This post is 100% unadulterated bullshit. Japan has more mosques than it ever has due to a burgeoning Muslim population, as well as 11 Islamic burial sites. As for burqas, just look up how Japanese women protect themselves from the sun during the summer 😂 2265