Sign in

Jay Allen

@gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social
2.6K followers 809 following 5K posts

Journalist, Unseen Japan. Get my comprehensive guide to Tokyo nightlife - out now! unseen-japan.com/jay

PostsRepliesMedia
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 17h
Lunch today was loaded yakiimo made with beef/pork mince and beans, and topped with Greek yogurt. 690 calories, 49g protein. It tasted great because, unlike some on Twitter, I own spices
0160
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My wife was able to clock there’s an Ōmori Seiko concert in Tokyo tonight just by the specific type of menhera girls she was seeing around town 😭
090
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Really enjoying the yuri series 酒と鬼は二合まで (SAKE TO ONNA WA NIGŌ MADE). Gyaru demon Hinata, who grows horns when she consumes drinks offered by humans, asks lonely college classmate Naori to be her dedicated bartender. Cute characters & love the furigana play in the title
0112
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The writing is aces and Oldman is great, I’ll watch him in anything
000
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Enjoying Slow Horses S1 but the bit about Lamb using “password” as his password unsuspended my disbelief bc no waaaay the MI5 IT department would let that shite stand
250
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Overall I really liked LANTERNS. It slowed down too much near the end (it could've used one more major battle scene to close it out, tbh), but I loved what it aimed to do by focusing on character decisions and relationships vs. Villain/Fight of the Week.
060
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Was shaking water out of soba in with the colander and some noodles spilled out so I shouted “麺 overboard!!” and my wife looked at me liked she wanted an immediate divorce
2250
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn my soft boiled egg skills are on POINT
0230
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tfw iPhone autogenerates a commemorative slideshow of the orgy
290
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“If”?!?! I’d say given last episode that’s all but guaranteed!
121
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Quick dinner at Taichi in Shinbashi. Japanese guy next to me asked the store employee who told him to cook the Hamburg if he could eat it rare and she said (paraphrasing from keigo) “naw bruh lol”
0141
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
いつもあなたのそばにいる
0150
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This bento from Maruetsu is great. 561 calories, 33g protein. Had with a soft boiled egg and a spinach salad
0100
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RustDesk + Tailscale is okay but I like the Parsec client experience better, even if Parsec is a bit overkill for writing/coding. Parsec's scaling and multimon support in particular are great
020
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Upgraded to Win11 Pro (bc Reasons) and decided to see if Tailscale+Win RDP was a better remote solution than Parsec. It's not lol
140
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Family Mart has duck skewers again so made my wife a quick kamo soba for lunch
1251
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Been eating a spinach salad for lunch and dinner so made a Greek yogurt sesame dressing to go with it. Healthier and tastier than the store bought dressings
040
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In defense of the clear rule-breaking, I’ll say the official bike parking around Meguro Station is crap. There are only two parking areas and both are small. It’s not like Ebisu Station, which has a massive bike lot; no one there has any excuse to leave their bike on the road
060
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve wondered what time limit the 放置 (abandonment) in 自転車放置禁止区域is. Answer: depending on the city, it can be anywhere from immediate to three days! Meguro at least makes it clear that even short term parking is 放置. Now if they only enforced it…
180
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
She turns into a demon AND a raging hornball in the span of four pages, best yuri ever
140
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gonna start using 厠 instead of お手洗い just to feel something
060
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Those label locations are ahhh interesting
110
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NOW it's pouring down in midtown Tokyo. Landslide warning announcements are coming in over phone and the municipal loudspeaker systems. I hope everyone is home safe and sound or can get there very soon
0210
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Also 99.9% and Saito-san
110
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I haven’t watched anything in a few years so nothing recent but older ones I loved include DELE, Unnatural, Nigehaji, MIU 404, both seasons of Hanzawa Naoki, and Tarareba Musume. VIVANT is pretty good
110
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I should really start watching Japanese dramas again
180
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You can push back on disinformation without driving traffic to bots, bad actors, and copypasta accounts that deliberately stoke outrage for profit. We can, and need, to do better (myself included)
0111
Reposted by Jay Allen
Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you're a Dem who thinks you'll gain something by going anti-trans, look at Gallup's "most important problem" and Fox News' "most important issue" polling and see where trans issues rank. Whoever told you going anti-trans is a savvy or necessary move spends too much time on X and should be fired.
Gallup polling. "LGBTQ rights" moves between 0 and 1%.Fox news polling. Wokeness/transgender issues at 0%.
573327940
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Watching the rain in Tokyo and listening to the constant howl of sirens in the background. Stay safe, everyone, and stay home if you can
0160
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Good! Doesn't look like it's gonna let up here, supposed to get stronger soon
101
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Running out for groceries for two days then gonna stay holed up in our nice high-up apartment
120
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Rain already coming down hard in Tokyo, this typhoon is gonna be a doozy
1100
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Buldak ramen with chicken thigh for lunch
0120
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Having wifey set a screen time passcode on my phone so I can't use social media on my phone in the evening/early AM. If I wake up in the middle of the night (which I always do) and can't sleep, I'll just have to read JP books on my Kindle
0101
Reposted by Jay Allen
夜警ちゃん @yakee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
今日のT
413030
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sent an email on this responding to your recent TPM post, but I think it's instructive to look at "effective altruism" as a way to reason about the future that allows you to be an asshole in the present. This discussion is illuminating: www.currentaffairs.org/news/2023/05...
currentaffairs.org
Why Effective Altruism and “Longtermism” Are Toxic Ideologies
Intellectual historian Émile P. Torres explains how Silicon Valley’s favorite ideas for changing the world for the better actually threaten to make it much, much worse.
110
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There are sealed compactors that prevent that from happening. Several cities in Japan already use them
110
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Exactly
000
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Simple Japan supermarket lunch of nishin (herring), udon with men tsuyu and onions, egg, and gobō kinpira
0221
Reposted by Jay Allen
Unseen Japan @unseenjapan.com · 18/09/2026
A 24yo man in Tokyo charged with taking upskirt shots tried to argue that he committed a lesser crime in two cases because...wait for it...the victims wore inner shorts. The court wasn't impressed and sentenced him to three years for that and two counts of sexual indecency.
Screenshot of a Japanese-language Asahi Shimbun article dated September 14, 2026. The headline says a court ruled that inner shorts "count as underwear" in a voyeurism case, rejecting the defendant's argument. A photo shows the courthouse sign on the building that houses the Tokyo District and High Courts. The visible text says the 24-year-old defendant committed seven voyeurism offenses targeting up women's skirts in Tokyo between July 2024 and April 2025, and that two of the victims wore inner shorts under their skirts, so their underwear wasn't directly visible.
27114
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's bc municipalities are cheap and don't want to spend money on refuse collection, despite the data showing it's the most effective way to reduce littering
010
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Re: public garbage cans in Japan, studies from New York, Philly, Australia's NSW, and others all reached the same conclusion: more public bins = less litter. Yet some people still insist we all carry around our garbage bc they choose a smug moral superiority over clean streets.
2153
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
People when you say a city needs more garbage cans: Yeah sounds fair would probably help People when you say Japanese cities need more garbage cans: WHY DO YOU HATE JAPAN HAULING YOUR OWN TRASH IS AN ANCIENT JAPANESE CUSTOM* (*circa 1996)
1327
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I hate stuff like this about Japan. It makes it sound like people are violating some mysterious, unknown rule dating back to the Nara Period when the people making headlines are idiots whose bad behavior wouldn’t be acceptable anywhere
2461
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He should drop an お姫様 in there for extra effect
120
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This and more safety tips, plus my guide to over 30+ Tokyo nightlife hotspots, available in my Tokyo After Dark guide: unseen-japan.com/tokyo-after-...
unseen-japan.com
Unseen Japan After Dark: A Guide to Tokyo's Adult Nightlife
Our comprehensive guide to Tokyo's adult nightlife: history, every venue type explained, and over 30 vetted spots with real prices and hours.
090
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As an aside, the girls and guys holding signs in Kabukicho or Ikebukuro? Legal. The law says you can street advertise if it doesn’t target specific individuals. Calling out to, approaching, or literally pulling a person into a bar? That’s the crime
1170
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“If it’s illegal why do they keep doing it?” Because it’s highly profitable, stores have set it up in a way it’s hard for them to be held accountable, and cops are useless. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk
1190
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Casual reminder that it’s illegal in nearly all cities in Japan for someone to try and coax you into a store (客引き, kyaku-hiki). If someone tries to pull you into an izakaya or “gentleman’s club,” ignore them - you’re about to get ripped off!
39114
Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This post is 100% unadulterated bullshit. Japan has more mosques than it ever has due to a burgeoning Muslim population, as well as 11 Islamic burial sites. As for burqas, just look up how Japanese women protect themselves from the sun during the summer 😂
2265