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Jay Allen

@gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social
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Journalist, Unseen Japan. Get my comprehensive guide to Tokyo nightlife - out now! unseen-japan.com/jay

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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 18h
Lunch today was loaded yakiimo made with beef/pork mince and beans, and topped with Greek yogurt. 690 calories, 49g protein. It tasted great because, unlike some on Twitter, I own spices
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Really enjoying the yuri series 酒と鬼は二合まで (SAKE TO ONNA WA NIGŌ MADE). Gyaru demon Hinata, who grows horns when she consumes drinks offered by humans, asks lonely college classmate Naori to be her dedicated bartender. Cute characters & love the furigana play in the title
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn my soft boiled egg skills are on POINT
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Quick dinner at Taichi in Shinbashi. Japanese guy next to me asked the store employee who told him to cook the Hamburg if he could eat it rare and she said (paraphrasing from keigo) “naw bruh lol”
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
いつもあなたのそばにいる
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This bento from Maruetsu is great. 561 calories, 33g protein. Had with a soft boiled egg and a spinach salad
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Family Mart has duck skewers again so made my wife a quick kamo soba for lunch
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Been eating a spinach salad for lunch and dinner so made a Greek yogurt sesame dressing to go with it. Healthier and tastier than the store bought dressings
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve wondered what time limit the 放置 (abandonment) in 自転車放置禁止区域is. Answer: depending on the city, it can be anywhere from immediate to three days! Meguro at least makes it clear that even short term parking is 放置. Now if they only enforced it…
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
She turns into a demon AND a raging hornball in the span of four pages, best yuri ever
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gonna start using 厠 instead of お手洗い just to feel something
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Buldak ramen with chicken thigh for lunch
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Simple Japan supermarket lunch of nishin (herring), udon with men tsuyu and onions, egg, and gobō kinpira
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I hate stuff like this about Japan. It makes it sound like people are violating some mysterious, unknown rule dating back to the Nara Period when the people making headlines are idiots whose bad behavior wouldn’t be acceptable anywhere
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Casual reminder that it’s illegal in nearly all cities in Japan for someone to try and coax you into a store (客引き, kyaku-hiki). If someone tries to pull you into an izakaya or “gentleman’s club,” ignore them - you’re about to get ripped off!
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This post is 100% unadulterated bullshit. Japan has more mosques than it ever has due to a burgeoning Muslim population, as well as 11 Islamic burial sites. As for burqas, just look up how Japanese women protect themselves from the sun during the summer 😂
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Didn’t wanna cook so it’s a Dean & Deluca dinner night
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Tales from living in Japan as a foreigner: our building's 清掃員, whom we've known for years by this point, randomly stopped me to ask if I like natto. I gave him the only correct answer:
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Got a Thermos cooler backpack for grocery shopping in Tokyo. Don’t have to lug a bag with my arms and it keeps everything cold. A great purchase for about $27
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I thought THIS was 大雨 but apparently that’s hitting just in time for everyone’s commute home. Fun!
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We introduced a British-Japanese friend to Black Thunder (aka Japan’s best chocolate bar) this weekend because she’d somehow never tried it. Blew her mind
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I don’t often cook chicken lettuce wraps in Tokyo bc it means a trek to National for kuwai (water chestnuts) and the dish just isn’t the same without them. Cooked it last night and it turned out great
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Love working for hours on an article only for some know-nothing to pipe up and claim that the multiple examples cited *in the article* don't actually exist
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
7 Fresh Food is the brand that provides me a delicious “freshly-cooked” taste. 7 Fresh Food is the brand that provides me a delicious “freshly-cooked” taste. 7 Fresh Food is the brand that provides me a delicious “freshly-cooked taste”. 7 Fresh Food is the brand that provides me
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Everyone: Japan is so health conscious Japan: Please enjoy your chocolate brick croissant
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Had a great time showing a customer around Kabukicho last night, then checked out Made in Heaven, which is run by cosplayer Amase Riona. Beautiful and fun con cafe - highly recommended! Today: a relaxing (or...not so relaxing?😚) dip in a private onsen w/ friends
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This review I just received on my guide to Tokyo nightlife made my day! "The author clearly spent a considerable time putting together all the information provided....These are the types of independent publications that truly deserve to be supported."
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Kushner has no elected position in government. There was no reason to meet with him. And Jeffries' follow on statement shows he's delusional and thinks this is politics as usual. www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
People accuse ME of hating Japan, meanwhile here's this dude over here actively trying to destroy its traditional religions and blaming his colonialist actions on God
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Jfc I hate Threads
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Curry udon at my fave place in Meguro, Kompira
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Thought that Atelier Lilium would be crowded and there’s almost no one here. Y’all in Tokyo need to come out and support this gorgeous little yuri manga cafe
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“You’re stoking controversy for engagement” bruh im just tying to get peeps to read Vampeerz
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Wifey got me addicted to Samyang buldak carbonara ramen. Hella spicy. Ate for lunch with kushiyaki chicken thigh, egg, and fresh veggies
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I hate this shit, you can’t even make a silly little comment without some drive by asshole accusing you of trolling for engagement. Fuck off all the way into the sun please
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I love a good dual-purpose word
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You know you’re ingesting true quality on Audible when this shows up in your recs
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oh wow, au Pay FINALLY streamlined recharging from a Jibun Ginko account so it now only takes one click when it previously took around 10 clicks across four screens. It only took three years to catch up with PayPay 😆
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Love Ghost in the Shell but I don’t get the mix of tech where Aramaki is on a cell phone dialed in to the Major’s lesbian head aquarium
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Setouchi lemon cake from 7-Eleven is my fave Japan dessert rn and it’s not even close. Reminds me of the Starbucks lemon loaf back in the American Empire, but better
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Listening to my magical yuri zombie novel and just heard the most important word I might ever learn in Japanese
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Even though they described the creature well I could not for the life of me figure out the kanji for ろうとう from the audiobook until I searched for it in the book…
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Had no idea the Umihotaru rest stop en route to Shirahama was so popular. Place had even more cars waiting to enter it on our way home. It’s a great little pit stop with beautiful views
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Sometimes I look up a word in Japanese and it raises far more questions than it answers
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Bartender at Bar Moon Walk next door says this shisha place is as wild as its name implies 😂
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is the wildest NHK party support poll I’ve ever seen. Number 1 is a pox on all your houses. Number 2 is the CIA. Number 3? The Communists
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This one has been sitting in my "to-write" queue for weeks (along with a bunch of other ideas tbh). The bit about soaplands once being "Turkish baths" but being renamed after complaints is wild to me (not to mention that Tokyo gov Koike was involved!) unseen-japan.com/soaplands-ja...
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The interpunct in this Kabukicho store sign is doing unfortunate and unnecessary work
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I was today years old when I learned some Japanese restaurants have lemon sour taps AT EACH TABLE. Danger, Will Robinson, daaaangeeer
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