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not tobias bluth

@jasonplante.com
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Somewhere in ruralish NC #RaiseUp // #ForTheCrown // #GoPats Enterprise engineer / consultant for your least favorite tech conglomerate. Opinions my own, memes probably stolen. Passion for: SQL Server, Azure, intersection of the two

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Zimm @fragileideals.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#LetsGoCanes
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Oof Meme Reaction
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 30/09/2026
Death, taxes, PP-killing Svech penalties, Panthers shit-housery Nothing new under the sun #RaiseUp #SoundTheSiren
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 29/09/2026
HEY YOU GUYS
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 29/09/2026
Can’t wait to see the Canes walk off in the ninth
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 20/09/2026
That’s too much power for one Jer
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 16/09/2026
Sounds like I’m gonna need a new vanity plate. #SoundTheSiren #CarolinaCulture #LetsGoCanes
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 12/09/2026
Those kinds of comments are what have kept my wife working in schools
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 10/09/2026
I see you’ve met my mom on days she helps with pickup
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 02/08/2026
PSA for Charlotte area Caniacs: Rally House in Concord Mills opened on Friday. Good stock of Canes gear, check ‘em out. #SoundTheSiren #GoCanes
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The technical term for getting beaten soundly by Belgium in soccer is “getting waffle housed.”
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 07/07/2026
I don't think we come back from this one chat
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 04/07/2026
BABE! *whispers* : golazo
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 04/07/2026
So when do they pull the goalie
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 20/06/2026
Had the same conversation with a dude next to me on Fayetteville
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 20/06/2026
Woken up at the Marriott by horns and chants of Lets Go Canes. Lets do this! #SoundTheSiren
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 19/06/2026
Taking the kids and wife to the parade tomorrow. Booked a hotel before things were officially announced so lucked out there. Gonna be at the plaza, hopefully will see some of y'all there. #SoundTheSiren
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 16/06/2026
Traffic in front of the net and good things happen
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 15/06/2026
He's not small, he's short! -ESPN
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Cheerwine makes you better at hockey
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 15/06/2026
#SoundTheSiren
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The Office: Michael Scott's 'It's Happening!'
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 15/06/2026
bitch marner #SoundTheSiren
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 15/06/2026
HANG IT IN THE LOURVE #SoundTheSiren
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 14/06/2026
At the Beer Temple tonight. Started the playoffs at a watch party, so (hopefully) finishing it off at one tonight. #SoundTheSiren
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 12/06/2026
WHAT?
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Prashanth Iyer @prashanthiyer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Carter Shart
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 12/06/2026
So do my kids for a similar reason
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 12/06/2026
I’m trying to reserve judgement until the seasons over and we finally hear what injuries we’ve been sweeping under the rug. Dude definitely isn’t playing like himself.
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 12/06/2026
Can’t spell Conn Smythe without Jordan Staal #SoundTheSiren
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 12/06/2026
#SoundTheSiren
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 10/06/2026
Stop trying to make VGK happen. It’s not gonna happen! -me, every time I hear it
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This fall, PK Subban will be appearing off-Broadway in ALADDIN as The Genie
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 10/06/2026
#SoundTheSiren
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 10/06/2026
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Alec Baldwin as Donald Trump: Stop The Count!
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 10/06/2026
Live look at Freddie, healthy scratch:
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Monty Python And The Holy Grail Just A Flesh Wound
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 10/06/2026
Really putting the high in high-waisted
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 10/06/2026
I mean, giving him another night off ahead of a (maybe?) Thursday start with a coast-to-coast makes sense.
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 07/06/2026
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Donald Glover's Surprised 'Good' Reaction
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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
#soundthesiren
The Why Can't You Be Normal Meme
But it says Canes Fans
And the screaming kid's face is covered with a Carolina Hurricanes logo
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
This team hits the third period with the urgency of a dad driving like hell when he hears “I gotta poop!” from the backseat
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Cue the tweet!
@jon_bois
why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 07/06/2026
#SoundTheSiren
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 07/06/2026
Cause Chaos was the slogan a couple years ago, just a little late to really show out
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 07/06/2026
TARPS OFF THEMS THE RULES NOW #SoundTheSiren #CanesAfterDark?
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 07/06/2026
No argument. I can't imagine he's in a good mental state and what's the point in leaving him to get shelled even more. Or get run over, since we're letting Vegas do that now.
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 07/06/2026
Is this All on Fred? Nah But six in one period...
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 07/06/2026
#SoundTheSiren pull him
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Letterkenny Hockey Team in Locker Room
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 07/06/2026
maybe one more hit unrattles whatever came loose
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 05/06/2026
#SoundTheSiren
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Call An Ambulance But Not For Me Meme
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 05/06/2026
Probably lower blood pressure too.
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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 05/06/2026
#SoundTheSiren
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Jordan Peele Sweating Meme
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