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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 30/09/2026

Death, taxes, PP-killing Svech penalties, Panthers shit-housery Nothing new under the sun #RaiseUp #SoundTheSiren

not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 02/08/2026

PSA for Charlotte area Caniacs: Rally House in Concord Mills opened on Friday. Good stock of Canes gear, check ‘em out. #SoundTheSiren #GoCanes

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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

The technical term for getting beaten soundly by Belgium in soccer is “getting waffle housed.”

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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 07/07/2026

I don't think we come back from this one chat

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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 04/07/2026

So when do they pull the goalie

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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 20/06/2026

Woken up at the Marriott by horns and chants of Lets Go Canes. Lets do this! #SoundTheSiren

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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 19/06/2026

Taking the kids and wife to the parade tomorrow. Booked a hotel before things were officially announced so lucked out there. Gonna be at the plaza, hopefully will see some of y'all there. #SoundTheSiren

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Cheerwine makes you better at hockey

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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 14/06/2026

At the Beer Temple tonight. Started the playoffs at a watch party, so (hopefully) finishing it off at one tonight. #SoundTheSiren

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Prashanth Iyer @prashanthiyer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Carter Shart

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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 12/06/2026

Can’t spell Conn Smythe without Jordan Staal #SoundTheSiren

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

This fall, PK Subban will be appearing off-Broadway in ALADDIN as The Genie

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

This team hits the third period with the urgency of a dad driving like hell when he hears “I gotta poop!” from the backseat

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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Cue the tweet!

@jon_bois
why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter

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Cory Lavalette @corylav.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Biggest boos for Carter Hart when Vegas’ starting lineup is announced

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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 30/05/2026

Officiating brought to you tonight by Charmin Ultra Soft Mega XL #SoundTheSiren

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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 28/05/2026

Has Dobeš tried not having a birthday today? #SoundTheSiren

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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 28/05/2026

If a man sneezes in North Carolina, does a Canadien fall in Montreal? Signs point to yes #SoundTheSiren

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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 28/05/2026

Calling everything tonight to make up for the last game. Lovely #SoundTheSiren

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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 23/05/2026

coming from first hand perspective: No way! No one could’ve predicted this!

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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 22/05/2026

Nothing aggravated my coworker(s) more than blasting these albums in the office. Did that stop me? No. No it did not. Am I currently revisiting the GT albums I bought over the years? Absolutely. Perk of working from home? No more coworkers to annoy. At least until the wife + kids come home.

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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 22/05/2026

I think I'd be less pessimistic about G1, if it weren't yet another flashback to years upon years of ECF struggles. In a vacuum, that G1 isn't the end of the world, especially coming off of a (arguably, too long) break with cobwebs to shake off. Here's hoping for a better G2. #SoundTheSiren

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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 22/05/2026

Jarvis, set the Hue lamps to red, and get me my Aho jersey. Let’s go. #SoundTheSiren

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not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · 10/05/2026

Didn’t realize I was watching on TruTV, half expected the interruption to be like: “apologies for the interruption but Gritty committed something that could be considered a war crime and we need to reset the arena” #SoundTheSiren

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