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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Excited to watch a whole new era in the NFL this afternoon (watching the Cowboys lose in Portuguese)

macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Real talk though: The Office (US) is far too high. Barry is too low. It's crazy that some shows with amazing early seasons (Westworld, The Walking Dead) didn't make the cut because of the massive dip in quality. Honestly The Handmaid's Tale and House of Cards should have been judged similarly.

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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Not a single Sheldon on the list, for shame

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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

There is one like a mile from my house. Tried it once, and that was enough.

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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My neighbor two doors over has a BO FRENCH FOR RAILROAD COMMISSIONER sign in his yard. I assume the I AM A RACIST sign he wanted is on backorder. Anyway, this AM I saw another dude walking his dog. He did not see me but I saw him stop, point at the sign, and laugh HARD, which absolutely made my day

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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I guess you have to since this is the least plot-driven book of the seven. It's also somehow my favorite, so Greta is probably going to fuck this up, sorry to say

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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Stav on PTFO has my expectations unreasonably high

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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The Cowboys shitting the bed on national TV and everyone on social media largely ignoring it is the equivalent of the I Climbed Mount Everest guy knocking over the thimbles for the 18th time and his parents just ignoring him. Officially irrelevant franchise

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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Trump would know something about wasting a Slovenian in their prime

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Sadmelania

ALT: Sadmelania

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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Thinking about this exchange today

A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago:
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago:
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”

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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

White Claw out here inventing 0% hard seltzer. Ma'am you're describing a La Croix

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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

We got a dog over the weekend that I don't think my kids are going to let me rehome. This is Zero. Say hi to Zero, everyone

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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Not lost on any of us that all the wrong 80-year-olds are dying

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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Baylor giving condolences to the family of a HS football coach who died in a car wreck in the same fashion that they'd announce a kid hitting the transfer portal sure is something

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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I always confuse this with Rudy Giuliani (who left his wife when HE had cancer) so I always need to go back to the rhyme: If the cancer's the man's, It's Rudy with divorce plans. But if the wife is the one sick, Newt Gingrich is your pick

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ben @vtben.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

The Justin Vernon prophecy fulfilled

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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

The joke density on this one is top-notch

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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Netflix just casually asking me to watch Detroiters for the 5th time and me strongly considering it

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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I told my extremely offline sister about the Dave Matthews Band Bus Incident last year because she was visiting Chicago and doing the architecture tour. After the tour she calls me to tell me that the guide points out on the tour exactly where this happened. IT IS PART OF THE TOUR NOW

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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

My friend Mikey does really good film analysis in video form and Big Bad YouTube is being a dick so if you want to be a cool person watch this on YT and then nebula.tv for the real deal (i'm just letting it rip on YT in the background, who cares)

nebula.tv

Nebula – Indie Streaming

Nebula is smart, thoughtful videos, podcasts, and classes from your favorite creators.

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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I feel like we get off easy here, but that's probably because we have been an irrelevant franchise for about a decade now

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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

23,000 net jobs lost isn't good. But for me, I've never been in a better position in my career (I work at the ketchup-slicing factory)

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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I feel like I've been following elections/primaries pretty closely, but somehow had no idea that Adam Hamilton was running in (and won) the Dem primary for Senate in Kansas. This feels like it's as good of a nominee for KS as you could hope for, dems www.nytimes.com/2026/08/04/u...

nytimes.com

Pastor Adam Hamilton Wins Kansas Democratic Senate Primary

The Rev. Adam Hamilton will be a serious underdog against Roger Marshall, a Republican, but Democrats think the state could be competitive if the November environment is favorable enough to them.

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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

"If I was beating up nerds and shoving them into lockers, as they now accuse me of, why were they so kind in giving me their lunch money? Think about that."

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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I'm glad yet another director dares to ask the question "what if Johnny Depp wore a different kind of hat"

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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Dan, noooo! That's not a pillow, that's a stack of pancakes! You're going to get syrup in your hair! Dan!!!!!!

Dan in real life uses a stack of pancakes as a pillow, with disastrous results

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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Sirainni: We are down by 4 with 3 seconds left. Is it time for a Hail Mary? ChatGPT: I recommend asking the other team's coach what he would do. Collaboration improves outcomes!

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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

My Giant I've only seen this movie once but the whole premise was "what if a guy, but tall" I recall it ending with Gheorghe Muresan's character dying because they have short lifespans by default. (Billy Crystal's quote is "have you ever seen an old giant?") BTW, Muresan is still very much alive

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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

No, I do not have cyclosporiasis. I am simply diarrheamaxxing

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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

It is and always has been The Killers

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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Outside of a game quarterbacked by Dak Prescott? Maybe

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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Left the country for a week and came back to Texas only to find out that bsky requires age verification now (in my state)? I refuse to give my credit card number to a third party. The rest of you Texans just did this I guess? Or did we VPN in (which is what I'm currently doing via browser)?

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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I can't believe we are going to lose to the Diet French

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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

If this was Bosnia OR Herzegovina we'd be up by 3 goals by now. This 2-on-1 stuff is unfair IMO

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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Giving me PTSD of all the times I had to host trivia to an empty bar. Just loudly asking questions like "what's the name of gargamel's cat" to absolutely no one

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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

This whole thread contains so much gold

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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

This Turkish squad is unsurprisingly full of a bunch of Norwood 1s

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

forums are still good

First of all they are louder than you think. You might look at a childrens book and think they say Oink in a pleasant way. But they are basically screaming the whole time and if it's your farm you have to be there, so it's just pink screaming.
Then even if you're milking cows you have to hear the pink screaming.
Chickens on the other hand will make Buckaw sounds and Cackadoo but there is no screaming. So if we are picking one or the other it's going to be chickens for me. One last thing is they're not slippery and they are easier to pick up. If you try to grab a pig it might be 400 pounds. And guess what when you try. More screaming
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Sorry I saw this was in the wrong topic but I don't know how to change it. The new colors look good. Sorry about this. Thank you
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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

2-0 victory feels great until you remember it's against a prison colony

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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

If we win this one, Australia's toilets have to flush counter-clockwise from now on

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macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Oh I forgot to tell you guys I scored amazing seats to this NED/JPN game

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Txnewsprincess @txnewsprincess.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Don't worry, Knicks fans: You'll all head to San Antonio, and this guy will show up and boom, you're back in business.

macho man randy travis @jasonguynes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Not that it really matters to anyone who doesn't live here, but I really wish people knew how fucked our local politics in Dallas has become in the last few years. And it wasn't great in the past, but it's been downhill since the mayor switched parties and the voters passed a bunch of illegal props

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