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jasonfails

@jasonfails.fail.party
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Just a 28 y/o bi guy trying to not die. He but not Him I post a lot about my niche interests which are mostly TCGs, Fighting Games, Computers, Uma, and occasionally other weeb shit.

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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 2h
One of, if not, the greatest Rhythm game on the market if you're a keyboard style player is on sale for pennies and you should get it. This is my goto as someone who plays a ton of 4key games. It has a trillion DLCs but you can regularly get them for like pennies on the dollar.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 30/09/2026
That new Resident Evil movie huh? Fucking ruled. What a good time.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 28/09/2026
New stickers for da laptop
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 28/09/2026
Not quite finished with Leda yet but I'm kinda worried her story is setting too high of a bar for the other 3 😭 So far my only complaint with the game is that Chapter 6 was hard but the moment I hit level 20 I've just been breezing through the game with minimal friction.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 27/09/2026
Qliphah in Providence's Shadow has mixed reviews on Steam which means it's probably peak considering it's a weirdo jrpg
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 27/09/2026
I actually like a lot of their seasonal flavors but the regular redbull sucks. That goes for most old energy drinks though regular monster is also shit. To me the most egregious part of redbull is charging $4 for a 12 ounce can when I can get a ghost 16oz for like $2.50
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 26/09/2026
That's always one of the funniest to me. People have almost totally retconned it out of existence now because it's inescapable in video essays and whatnot but you go back to old money matches and they are playing on custom isos with dated shit like soulja boy mashups lmao
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 26/09/2026
It's a funny gotcha to be like "back in the day old heads said BlazBlue was an easy baby game for scrubs" but it's also disingenuous to pretend that the gap between old blazblue and guilty gear is anywhere near as far apart as old gg/bb is to Strive.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 26/09/2026
Pretty much every time a new fighting game has come out I've played it and wondered if I've lost my passion for FGs only to boot up something like AH3 and immediately realize no I do just hate how most modern games are designed.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 26/09/2026
A day in the life of me getting back into rhythm games for the like 15th time.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 25/09/2026
I would have KILLED for something that could make basic scripts like that just to see what could be possible and how. It's the exact type of thing I'd have needed to make me curious enough to keep going. Just being able to see fully formed code that worked to poke and prod at.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 25/09/2026
But Assembly is hard and it was super discouraging and I eventually gave up. Then in highschool I started learning javascript which is much easier, and sent me down the path of eventually going to college to become a software engineer.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 25/09/2026
When I was 14 and got my first laptop that was my own I tried to learn programming for romhacking. At the time tools were really simple and you basically needed to know assembly in order to do almost anything not covered by Advance Map or YAPE. Idk if it's easier now
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 24/09/2026
You know, I think in a benevolent universe there were no ethical or environmental concerns about AI and it also wasn't explicitly made with the intent to steal jobs, vibe coding could have been a really neat thing to stimulate curiosity and interest in programming.
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ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 24/09/2026
Damn Ledas chapter 6 had fucking hands. Is this actually gonna be kind of a difficult Fite Emblem? Chat are we back???
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 23/09/2026
I have known Guzran for about 30 minutes but I love him and I would die for him. Also I already praised it before the thread but the character writing in this game just feels so incredibly strong. I got Sirocco's B supp with Buccar and immediately it's like "Oh there's so much more to him huh?"
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 23/09/2026
Alright inititial impressions roundup: 1) Guest units redistributing their EXP is goated thank you IntSys. 2) I'm only like 3 major story fights deep and Leda's route already has so many queer undertones. Mu practically simping for every pretty woman is adorable. Also Olympia and Leda my beloved.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 23/09/2026
Fortunes Weave thread, spoilers will be shown without care below so feel free to mute this thread if you're uninterested in my live posted thoughts as they hit or other spoilers:
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 23/09/2026
Think I might start a Fortunes Weave thread because I'm absolutely smitten with this game. I think it's going to overtake Pragmata as my GOTY. The writing so far has just been absolutely incredible. It's been a step above Three Houses in every way and I JUST played that game so it's still fresh lol
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 22/09/2026
A friend sent me this one last night.
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unbearable experience @paso • Sep 17
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just remembered that time i was stealth mode at a conference and this guy asked me how come i 'decided to work on trans communities as a cis gay man' and i panicked and just replied 'well, marxism' to which he just said
'right of course

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@KuwaCos
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disco elysium roll
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 23/09/2026
It's really hard to coordinate but I wish there more things like the Uma community online pop up shop a bunch of people put together last year. I was able to buy from like 5 artists in one go and since it all delivered from one place I saved tons in shipping fees.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 23/09/2026
Man sometimes supporting independent artists is really hard. I've run into so many situations where the stickers/art prints/chains I'm looking at end up costing less than the shipping, but they only have 1 or 2 things I want so then it's really tough to justify 😭
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 17/09/2026
I have obtained the game™️
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⚡Xe⚡ @xeznaff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Modder KartinX released a fan-made patch for FFXIII, FFXIII-2, and Lightning Returns on PC. It improves performance, adds graphics and controller options, and fixes bugs. Lightning Returns regains some removed features, while XIII-2 gets experimental ultrawide support www.xeznaff.com/post/final-f...
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Final Fantasy XIII Trilogy: Fan-Made Patch Addresses Longstanding PC Version Issues
The modder KartinX has released FF13NovaFix, a new fan-made patch that addresses longstanding issues across the PC versions of Final Fantasy XIII, Final Fantasy XIII-2, and Lightning Returns: Final Fa...
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 16/09/2026
That Max Verstappen vs 100 kart racing red bull event was really fun. I appreciate that for a short moment there was an event so silly in concept it even got all my friends to be invested in motorsport for a minute.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 14/09/2026
Everytime I see KoF XV gameplay I can't help but hype it up. It really is just one of the best fighting games ever made man. And it's so frustrating anytime I want to talk about it now it must be done with a caveat about the Saudis.
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 14/09/2026
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 13/09/2026
Been listening to a ton of The Cardigans recently and I have come to the conclusion that Gran Turismo might be an all timer album.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 12/09/2026
WE'RE RUNNING BACK GHOST BECAUSE THAT PROJECT WAS SO INCREDIBLY SUCCESSFUL THE FIRST TIME
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Jenn @jennjam.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
DAMN ARTURO SUCKS
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Pangaea @toptwentynotes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
finally releasing a project i've spent a lot of time working on. a mod for Arcana Heart 3 XTEND which adds several improvements, including rollback! special thanks to @armonte.meltyblood.org for doing much of the reversing work download and install guide here: github.com/super-contin...
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GitHub - super-continent/Angel: An improvement mod for Arcana Heart 3 LOVEMAX SIXSTARS!!!!!! XTEND
An improvement mod for Arcana Heart 3 LOVEMAX SIXSTARS!!!!!! XTEND - super-continent/Angel
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 12/09/2026
I just made this exact joke on a friends discord server lol
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 12/09/2026
I'm like 15 minutes into the english translation patch of Madou Monogatari and this game has immediately charmed me with its presentation and writing. I always loved the Puyo Puyo Tetris games' story modes but always assumed their goofy tone was just due to it being a lighthearted puzzle game.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 08/09/2026
Man it's a weird feeling to be excited for a modern Fire Emblem game but I really am psyched for Fortunes Weave.
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emby 🦑 🍉 @mcsquiddies.serball.net · 07/09/2026
preview of some uma merch i'm making! this isn't the whole roster yet :p #umamusume
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megadrivers @megadrivers.coolpics.biz · 21/05/2025
a lot of cooks weren't even aware of this stove's other feature
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Shoes (COMMS OPEN) @shoesbedrawin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Radical Maruzensky #Umamusume
A variety of drawings of the umamusume character, Maruzensky
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scalizo @scalizo.art · 29/08/2026
dark determination #ウマ娘ㅤ #umamusumeㅤㅤㅤ
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Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026
Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 26/08/2026
They also curate extremely high accuracy emulators since it's often used in speedrunning and TASing
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.
“In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5', I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither one of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder.”
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delta! @peachdelta.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 25/08/2026
I might ACTUALLY get a YouTube video out by the end of the year man.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 25/08/2026
Apparently there's FGC drama regarding that Pat post but I didn't think it was a big deal and I'm no longer terminally online enough to know or care. I've beaten an RPG and a quarter in the last month. This is the most productive I've been in years.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 18/08/2026
Starting Fire Emblem 3 Houses for the second time, maybe I'll beat a route this time so I can join the discourse™️
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 17/08/2026
Digimon Story Time Stranger review: - Better gameplay than Cybersleuth/Hackers Memory - Worse writing but better presentation in the story - Shot god dead with a gun - Wish more bosses had mechanics like Parrotmon and Titamon - Hardmode too easy (items too op) 8/10 excited for the expansion.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 15/08/2026
Fuck I gotta go to some home games this year don't I?
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 15/08/2026
I am convinced I will never beat Digimon Story Time Stranger this game has the weirdest pacing I've ever seen. I've been in the sidequest vortex for almost 10 hours now. Everytime I think I'm almost done a sidequest unlocks 2 more it's fucking insane.
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