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jasonfails

@jasonfails.fail.party
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Just a 28 y/o bi guy trying to not die. He but not Him I post a lot about my niche interests which are mostly TCGs, Fighting Games, Computers, Uma, and occasionally other weeb shit.

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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 28/09/2026
New stickers for da laptop
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 26/09/2026
A day in the life of me getting back into rhythm games for the like 15th time.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 17/09/2026
I have obtained the game™️
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 12/09/2026
I just made this exact joke on a friends discord server lol
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 12/09/2026
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 12/09/2026
I'm like 15 minutes into the english translation patch of Madou Monogatari and this game has immediately charmed me with its presentation and writing. I always loved the Puyo Puyo Tetris games' story modes but always assumed their goofy tone was just due to it being a lighthearted puzzle game.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 02/08/2026
For some reason this guys videos keep appearing in my reccs and I'm so baffled by them. I think I'm good not taking dating and financial advice from a guy doing 2010s leafyishere style content.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 24/07/2026
My uma shop merch has arrived :D
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 20/07/2026
Costco is goated when it comes to stuff like getting to buy 1 pound bags of the greatest potato chip ever made. But it also leads to situations like googling "can I microwave frozen bread" because I have no toaster and didn't want to get out and heat up the griddle for a sandwich.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 10/07/2026
I'm not spinning up a vpn everytime I open this site bro. Also I'm nowhere near Texas wtf is wrong with this lmao
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 06/07/2026
Truly a hardcore track only a trans woman could come up with.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 30/06/2026
No AI could ever replace the absolute beautiful wordsmithery of your average Seer video.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 17/06/2026
First time I've walked past the Vinyls at Target and been like "wait, real shit?" Maybe the zoomers are alright.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 14/06/2026
Spent an hour re-learning how to solve a Rubiks cube like a normal human being and documented the entire process in Discord. With such thrilling uses of time at 2am it's really no wonder why I never sleep enough and my doctor gets so angry with me.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 10/06/2026
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 09/06/2026
Maybe my worst CM performance ever do to life getting in the way and a lack of free time. And yet, out of fucking nowhere he snipes a gold anyways. All hail Tamamo Cross tied for most wins on my account with XOguri.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 05/06/2026
Just learned from a reddit post a friend sent that Alex Cimo passed away. Absolutely fucking gutted man. Progression series and History of YuGiOh got me through so much of covid when I was most isolated and just jamming edopro lobbies constantly if not working or drunk.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 05/06/2026
Doomposting post poned les go
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 05/06/2026
Wait Bluesky got porn bots now?
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 01/06/2026
Off to a very biphobic start to pride month. The cute twink wasn't at the dealership, extended warranties cover everything BUT windows, and I got quoted $700 to get the crack fixed. Even if insurance only makes me pay a deductible on that that's most of the cost still AND the crack is bigger. 😭
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 29/05/2026
Obligatory shill post for one of the best RPGs I've played in a long while. If you like SMT you owe it to yourself to buy this game. It's also cheap and took me 50 hours to beat 100% that's crazy value! Buy it!
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 28/05/2026
Today in I have the worst car luck in the history of any human being: my windshield spontaneously cracked less than 3k miles into owning this car. Best I can tell it seems to be manufacturer defect so it'll probably be covered for free but cmon man. Really?
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 27/05/2026
Babe wake up, the most unaffordable merch in all of sports fan history just got announced.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 25/05/2026
Avoiding bsky so I don't get DoN spoilers but I was catching up on the Canadian Grand Prix and the commentators reaction to Checos suspension spontaneously exploding. That "Oh." Had some genuine shock in it lmao
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 21/05/2026
The coolest part of building a home server PC is other than holding all your pirated movies and tv shows it can also do shit like let you host a Minecraft server for the homies where everyone is forced to put up with whatever stupid MOTD you set.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 20/05/2026
14 for Lombre is criminal what the hell
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 20/05/2026
Someone made a website where you can declare your favorite Pokemon and see how many people share the same one. I'm a special little snowflake with less than 100 others in a pool over over 100k already. favoritepokemon.vercel.app
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 19/05/2026
CinGray Yuri prevails
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 16/05/2026
What does this thumbnail mean???? Why does it just say Navy Seals????
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 15/05/2026
Currently aiming to win my second CM in a row with the power of Yuri this time.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 09/05/2026
It's wild how the OG Wizardry Trilogy got so many releases, many Japanese only, and nearly all of them have unique art and are incredibly beautiful. Here's NES, SNES, Saturn, and PC Engine CD for comparison: (Stole these screens from www.hardcoregaming101.net/wizardry-lly...)
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 03/05/2026
60 FPS Bloodborne will be mine (I haven't updated my PS4 in 2 years)
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 30/04/2026
Just don't look under the desk the cables aren't tied up yet 😶
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 30/04/2026
Redid all my cable management and cleaned up my desk nice and good today. Tested that everything works right by playing Magna Carta 2 on real hardware with a dual sense controller. I love cursed setups.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 28/04/2026
Finally won a CM thanks to the carrying powers of everyone's favorite fatty. I will invest these funds into the Mr. C.B. card in the next few days.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 24/04/2026
Buying a small 4 cylinder economy sedan in a trump administration might be the greatest investment of my life. $16.5k brand new for a car that's averaging nearly 40MPG? This things gonna pay itself off before the year with gas prices what they are right now.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 21/04/2026
So I'm setting up RomM on my NAS/Media Server rn and I just feel compelled after seeing it to remind everyone that DoDonPachi DaiOuJou has maybe the single raddest arcade poster fucking ever.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 12/04/2026
Got emailed about a second price hike coming for YouTube Premium. It cost me 40 fucking dollars to fill a tank of gas that used to be less than $30 weeks ago and they want a second price hike in under 3 years? Fuck off.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 07/04/2026
Just a normal Monday night from the worlds most sane Uma Musume player:
A screenshot from Discord that says "I made a spreadsheet to track how dogshit my luck will be while building Oguri for the CM:" with a screenshot of a Google sheet that includes 7 checkboxes with objectives besides them, in order "Groundwork, No Stopping Me!, Corner Recovery (optional), Head-On, Prof of Curve, Corner Accel, 3 Greens for Groundwork", the spreadsheet also has a tracker for everytime I check one of the boxes, as well as a box to track total runs attempted, and a giant hideous black box with red text and 2 sad emojis that says "NEW RUN". Below that is more text in Discord that says "(This was an excuse to learn some very basic google sheets scripting)
The giant hideous black button resets all the checkboxes and adds 1 to the total attempted runs counter"
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 17/03/2026
Capcom can character assassinate my GOAT but they can't kill my vibe today because ya boi is under 200 pounds for the first time in his adult life!
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 12/03/2026
Turns out I'm actually goated at this niche thing or something, pinks/purples were the only ones I got wrong lol
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 10/03/2026
WHEN I GET MY FUCKING HANDS ON YOU FUJIMOTO WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN FINAL CHAPTER
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 27/02/2026
Okay I'm done spending money on hardware now, but I needed one last thing before it price hikes lol
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 27/01/2026
The art is just so fucking amazing at every step.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 27/01/2026
I am once again begging you to read this Manga PLEASE
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 14/01/2026
The cable management is truly atrocious but let it be known I did try harder than usual and it functions, plus it's not that obvious with the panel on. Final parts: 4- 4TB 5600RPM HDDs 1 - 256GB SATA SSD (for boot) 1 - 256GB M.2 NVME (for apps etc.) 4 total case fans And a PCIEx1 to 2xSATA adapter
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 14/01/2026
It's truly a thing of beauty :') I am now PC'ed out and don't want to look at the inside of a PC case for the next year please.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 09/01/2026
Alright no more impulse buys for a long while but hey, $150 for a 5800XT when the only other significant upgrade is an X3D currently going for more than it's MSRP on the used market, I'll take it. No more PC upgrades until RAM goes back down and the AI bubble implodes :)
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 06/01/2026
CRT shaders rule, looking at the github it seems like it uses RetroArch's shaders. I remember using CRT Royale along with GTU for NTSC-style blurring in a ReShade pack on a bunch of emulators a few years back. I was able to tune it pretty close to how I remember my childhood bedroom TV being.
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jasonfails @jasonfails.fail.party · 31/12/2025
Doing malort out of sake glasses because we don't have shot glasses somehow
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