copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026a forecast - SNL will do an Ace Ventura Whalefall parody and it’ll be a weaker one. 000
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I swear I’d forget the Alamo if it wasn’t attached to my neck 000
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026sea turtles see turtles c(ool) turtles 010
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026everybody who’s everybody is gonna be there 000
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026nothing gets under my skin quite like being annoyed 011
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Snoopy is my best friend, but Snoopy’s best friend is Woodstock 000
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026outside with the Merlin app calling up my bird friends and sometimes they come say hey 000
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026red-breasted nuthatches have kind of a JFK/mayor of Springfield vibe to their calls 000
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026if Snoopy’s best friend Woodstock wrote an autobiography I hope he’d name it “If You Wood” 000
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 03/09/2026it can be hard to open up about my innate magical abilities. sometimes harder than it was to master them. 000
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 30/08/2026what would you do if there’s an alien? 000
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 21/08/2026this is also why my ass is the way it is. so sad. 010
Reposted by copenhagen_cool_ranchSupper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 21/08/2026When Wario is flattened in Wario Land 3, a robot must remove the weight squashing him so that he can actually move. With a small setup, Wario can destroy the robot and still get squashed. With no one lifting the weight from him, Wario will remain flat and alone forever. 382106529
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I listen to the ET score to get the exact feeling the triumph you get from turning white and dying only to actually live and clamber my way up a grated ramp to my spaceship. 000
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 30/07/2026hopping over the deli counter, removing my apron and handing it to a patron. my boss cries out “where the hell do you think YOU’RE goin’? we got a line out the door!” I pause, I look down and with a smirk reply “I gotta see about a dump”. the crowd cheers and pats my back as I skip out the door. 000
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 27/07/2026eventually words like “operate”, “pilot” or “control” will be entirely replaced by “ratatouille”. no longer a French dish, we will commonly say things like “thanks for flying Delta, I will be your ratatouille”, “ratatoulling while under the influence”, or“government uses 5G to ratatouille your mind” 010
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 22/07/2026this is a eulogy, anything you need. 010
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 21/07/2026widow’s peak, widows peek, widows speak 😔 000
Reposted by copenhagen_cool_ranchjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Worms think they're so long 722822
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 21/07/2026they shoulda made that guy Corbin from Love Island play Agamemnon. open up the gates of Troy and he’s just in that helmet shushing with his finger 000
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 07/07/2026you don’t even need to finish it if it’s not very good, but you may 0120
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 07/07/2026for just $19 you may have a beautiful $19 salad 1120
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 02/07/2026there was a ladybug on my luggage and I saw it before it went through the x ray at TSA and it went through the x ray and then I was gonna take a pic (slow line it was okay) and then it flew away but that ladybug got x rayed and not a lot of them could say that. wonder what TSA saw 000
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 28/06/2026David Duchovny in his old age looks like the good guy version of Bill Maher. 010
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 25/06/2026title for an inspirational movie: the last rizz of the white man 000
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 25/06/2026picture this, a spider web full of flies built between two sticks. the sticks are wound together to form the shape of a chicken drumstick. silken, delicate, delicious. 000
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 19/06/2026just got a fat raise so I’m heading to the Facebook marketplace 🫡 010
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I just want to be beautiful and androgynous like any moral person would 010
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 15/06/2026wiring my synth to play it with box cutters and needles to play a cute song for a tiktok 000
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 14/06/2026was wondering if I needed to get around to babylon 5 after I finished Star Trek and the answer seems to be yeah 1410
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 29/05/2026what about one about a creepy little guy? 010
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 29/05/2026be careful about which vocal stims you impart upon your friends 000
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I saw that recently and thought it looked neat 110
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 29/05/2026but as many extras as possible please 010
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 29/05/2026every t shirt is a beautiful snowflake 000
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I think we can all agree that the keurig, with its fart sounds and plastic waste, is the superior method of coffee brewing. 010
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 22/05/2026if I’m leaving a comment on something, it’s probably like “hell yeah” or maybe a “this rocks” but that’s as far as I’ll go 000
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I find it very easy to count atoms, but very hard to know when I’m finished 010
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 11/05/2026once as a child I actually performed a kamehameha wave but sadly no one was around to see it. this has been my sole regret in life. 110
copenhagen_cool_ranch @jasonalexhamstr.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I have levels of virtue so high that most can hardly comprehend 😔 010
