iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

you never heard guided by voices the way i did (a doomed english prof who said the iowa writers workshop was shit gave you a burned cd and then died of cancer before you could thank him)

i love that whoever wrote this is either giving up or sharpening their knives but there is no way to tell

No!! It taketh Love and Become Evil

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 03/10/2026

Sincere response from someone when my friend asked if they thought the psychic comedian was actually psychic: “i’m too involved in the community to say anything”

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boutta hit the weekend like

it’s a dog with his tongue out shaped like a seal or a whale that’s also a rocket because he’s running but he’s so fat

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 01/10/2026

when I am logging onto KFC dot com i would rather choke to death on a chicken sandwich than learn about "Adobe Acrobat's new home in my browser"

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 30/09/2026

Facial Recognition is to AI as Dunbar's Number is to A) The Cloud B) Capitalism C) Dropbox Free Trial I'm so close to something here

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 30/09/2026

it's all an elaborate ruse

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 27/09/2026

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 25/09/2026

Appreciate your optimism! The destructive overpolicing of behavior & language feels like a natural endpoint of identity politics. I don't know what can build an understanding that a movement isn't about elbowing yourself into the center circle to have "the most overlapping intersectionality" and win

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 25/09/2026

ok but "all right wing beliefs are inherently simplistic" isn't gonna get you the highest score in a complexity of thought competition either

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if the news highlighted a third of the fringe issues on the right they’d have to explain so many slurs and memes and nazi in-jokes it would be the whole paper

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At Barstool, a one-woman revolt against ‘I won’t be offended’ clause - The Boston Globe

mainstream media bad but if you dig you find the hit pieces. "lika knew what kind of company #Barstool was, contract should’ve been no surprise,” one woman wrote. Another woman called Sadeghi’s announcement “5 steps back for the female gender,” while using the hashtags #triggered and #snowflake."

bostonglobe.com

Elika Sadeghi says she turned down a job at the sports and entertainment site after being asked to sign a contract stating she wouldn’t find crude jokes or comments objectionable.

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If I had a nickel for every Accessibility Rights Advocate I've watched burn down a meeting/event/club/space rather than touch grass, i'd only have 4 nickels, but still kind of a lot of nickels? These folks would have been at J6 if they had found a different narcissist-coddling internet wormhole

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hi, lesbian bar expert here! this is not funny, lesbian bars only do this when they’re in extreme distress

screenshot of their instagram post that divided a nation. Just the Accessibility part. It is with love we inform our immunocompromised disabled divas we will be opening Saturday
nights as mask optional to try out typical club nights with themes/hosts/DJs/full capacity. Accessibility is a pillar of our mission, AND our mission is also to make the space work for everyone and everything radical, sometimes that's being wild! We strive for solidarity. transparency of risks, and connecting us all in this revolution. We still give priority to public and private Masked bookings, and continue a recurring monthly Masked Social prioritizing safety. It is only after an outpour of feedback from our regulars, volunteers, and team that we
make this addition.

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was thinking about fleetwood mac’s problematic songs and saw a beautiful raccoon who has never thought about this and knows much more than i do

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 23/09/2026

it is impossible to explain the Microsoft 365 ecosystem without recreating the "It's on Tubu" tweet

Screenshot from reddit of user dudley_bose commenting on a microsoft 365 copilot post. Comment reads: Create a Copilot Page. It's powered by Loop. Same as Canvas, but with more overall.

User aaronfraggle's quote tweet of the announcement that hulu and fubo will be combining: "It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now.

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 22/09/2026

The Etiquette of Freedom, Gary Snyder, 1990

“Wild and free." An American dream-phrase loosing images: a long-maned stallion racing across the grasslands, a V of Canada Geese high and honking, a squirrel chattering and leaping limb to limb overhead in an oak. It also sounds like an ad for a Harley-Davidson.
Both words, profoundly political and sensitive as they are, have become consumer baubles. I hope to investigate the meaning of wild and how it connects with free and what one would want to do with these meanings. To be truly free one must take on the basic conditions as they are—painful, impermanent, open, imperfect—-and then be grateful for impermanence and the freedom it grants us. For in a fixed universe there would be no freedom. With that freedom we improve the campsite, teach children, oust tyrants. The world is na-ture, and in the long run inevitably wild, because the wild, as the process and essence of nature, is also an ordering of impermanence.

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 19/09/2026

"I would burn my equity to the ground in a heartbeat for a 1% higher chance we make it out of this situation alive. I expect a great many of my colleagues... would as well," - AI Safety guy whose list of past "Nontrivial mistakes" includes "I was confused about the tradeoffs of optimization."

drakethomas.net

Drake Thomas

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 18/09/2026

We will create a civilization of the Mind in Cyberspace oh no not like that

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 17/09/2026

Tell me, how can a rich man stand such times and live?

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 17/09/2026

In less than a month. Wendell Berry, Annie Dillard, Dolly Parton. Sounds like a lyric from "It's the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)," but lordy I do not.

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 16/09/2026

Ed hit the coveted "1st artist w/ 4 songs > 3b streams" metric this year. But he had to return the $700 that paid when age assurance tech said 96% of listens were bots :( His claim — "My audience is just ...like that!" — failed. With only 2b from touring so far, guy could use walkin' around cash.

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 16/09/2026

spent ten minutes explaining the idiot dog's problems to an online vet and wondering if they always have you do a recording in an empty zoom room then realized the appointment is tomorrow

it’s a white dog staring at you because you put a treat in the shower and he’s afraid to go in there

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 12/09/2026

What people don’t understand about work-life balance is the thrill of carrying a tiny nugget of fried chicken your dog didn’t eat that you need to throw away in one hand and a yubikey in the other

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 12/09/2026

i know what you sickos want

it is a dog eating sashimi off a chopstick.

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 12/09/2026

this was not a joke. another sponsor is anthropic. and AG1 but that’s a given. also all the ads are done in an old timey radio style which must be his requirement, which gives them a similar tone despite their extremely different use cases. it’s eerie shit guys

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 11/09/2026

This Supreme Court will decide whether the government can require your ID to use vast swaths of the internet, a policy as dumb as requiring your real name on a Facebook account. It misunderstands why people use the internet—especially people who use it because they have to. This Supreme Court.

eff.org

We All Deserve a Better Internet, Not A Smaller One

SAN FRANCISCO - Technology and the laws that regulate it should support and empower young people. California’s AB 1709 - signed into law today by Gov. Gavin Newsom - falls far short of this goal, say ...

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 11/09/2026

for free: hamster cage, used

it’s a hamster cage on the sidewalk that’s very empty

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 07/09/2026

One of the sponsors of Rick Rubin's podcast is "athletic nicotine"

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 07/09/2026

everyone new following me because i work at EFF: thank you, i’m sorry but this is just a dog pics account

he’s laying on an android from 2016 i’m trying to pull the pictures off of but he does have both legs up in a desperate plea for belly rubs

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 19/08/2026

i was wondering if “weapons manufacturer” was over the top and then i saw this www.anduril.com/arsenal

screenshot of the anduril arsenal website, which says “the factory is the weapon” in enormous block text

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 19/08/2026

if you want a picture of the future imagine a self driving car honking at humanity forever

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 09/08/2026

Lyft Driver Gets You Home From Outsidelands Despite Road Closures and Worst Fog You’ve Ever Seen, Without Speaking At All (ASMR)

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 08/08/2026

Surely, I have not changed. No, it is The Animaniacs who have changed

Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Reposted by Jason Kelley

[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 06/08/2026

it’s important to stay open to trying new things, sensually

this is a screenshot of two AKKO keyboard keycaps - penguin silent and fairy silent. both say “lubed” proudly