iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 03/10/2026

boutta hit the weekend like

it’s a dog with his tongue out shaped like a seal or a whale that’s also a rocket because he’s running but he’s so fat

010

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 24/09/2026

hi, lesbian bar expert here! this is not funny, lesbian bars only do this when they’re in extreme distress

screenshot of their instagram post that divided a nation. Just the Accessibility part. It is with love we inform our immunocompromised disabled divas we will be opening Saturday
nights as mask optional to try out typical club nights with themes/hosts/DJs/full capacity. Accessibility is a pillar of our mission, AND our mission is also to make the space work for everyone and everything radical, sometimes that's being wild! We strive for solidarity. transparency of risks, and connecting us all in this revolution. We still give priority to public and private Masked bookings, and continue a recurring monthly Masked Social prioritizing safety. It is only after an outpour of feedback from our regulars, volunteers, and team that we
make this addition.

050

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 23/09/2026

it is impossible to explain the Microsoft 365 ecosystem without recreating the "It's on Tubu" tweet

Screenshot from reddit of user dudley_bose commenting on a microsoft 365 copilot post. Comment reads: Create a Copilot Page. It's powered by Loop. Same as Canvas, but with more overall.

User aaronfraggle's quote tweet of the announcement that hulu and fubo will be combining: "It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now.

110

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 22/09/2026

The Etiquette of Freedom, Gary Snyder, 1990

“Wild and free." An American dream-phrase loosing images: a long-maned stallion racing across the grasslands, a V of Canada Geese high and honking, a squirrel chattering and leaping limb to limb overhead in an oak. It also sounds like an ad for a Harley-Davidson.
Both words, profoundly political and sensitive as they are, have become consumer baubles. I hope to investigate the meaning of wild and how it connects with free and what one would want to do with these meanings. To be truly free one must take on the basic conditions as they are—painful, impermanent, open, imperfect—-and then be grateful for impermanence and the freedom it grants us. For in a fixed universe there would be no freedom. With that freedom we improve the campsite, teach children, oust tyrants. The world is na-ture, and in the long run inevitably wild, because the wild, as the process and essence of nature, is also an ordering of impermanence.

000

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 16/09/2026

spent ten minutes explaining the idiot dog's problems to an online vet and wondering if they always have you do a recording in an empty zoom room then realized the appointment is tomorrow

it’s a white dog staring at you because you put a treat in the shower and he’s afraid to go in there

000

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 12/09/2026

i know what you sickos want

it is a dog eating sashimi off a chopstick.

020

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 11/09/2026

for free: hamster cage, used

it’s a hamster cage on the sidewalk that’s very empty

000

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 07/09/2026

everyone new following me because i work at EFF: thank you, i’m sorry but this is just a dog pics account

he’s laying on an android from 2016 i’m trying to pull the pictures off of but he does have both legs up in a desperate plea for belly rubs

150

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 19/08/2026

i was wondering if “weapons manufacturer” was over the top and then i saw this www.anduril.com/arsenal

screenshot of the anduril arsenal website, which says “the factory is the weapon” in enormous block text

000

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 06/08/2026

it’s important to stay open to trying new things, sensually

this is a screenshot of two AKKO keyboard keycaps - penguin silent and fairy silent. both say “lubed” proudly

010

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 13/07/2026

heard someone say they had "ragdoll cats." asked my wife what's that. she said, fluffy, big, and elegant. yeah

030

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 29/06/2026

thank you sir. i had forgotten the last time i felt pride in the democratic party

that time Nancy Pelosi wore a ghanaian kente scarf with a bunch of other Democrats and kneeled

100

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 29/06/2026

come on yall i'm supposed to be on vacation spending time with this beast, not reading supreme court rulings about alan dershowitz

it's a picture of Cosmo, who is a fat fluffy white dog, sitting on a chair

000

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 26/06/2026

sorry i was out of pocket for a minute

A picture of a poster of Garfield at a computer that's old. the text says log off. above the poster it says "you purchased this item on April 10, 2026" which indicates that Jason bought it on eBay, and that can only be seen as capitalist.

010

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 18/06/2026

no shade to unions but it's da sobotka

020

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 10/06/2026

i'm pretty white but Gemini is set to "fucking transparent"

Screenshot of a Google AI Overview that begins mid-sentence with "…you best not miss." The response treats the Omar Little quote from The Wire as motivational advice, explaining that the line is "the golden rule when taking on the heavyweight" and offering encouragement to anyone "challenging a massive boss" or "making a bid for the top spot." It includes an embedded video clip titled "You come at the king, you best not miss. – Omar Little [The Wire]" showing a dimly lit image of the character.

010

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 10/06/2026

Also I used AI to write alt text to see what it would say and ffs where is the "STOP GLAZING ME" button on these goddamn machines

Claude trying to tell me how to live my goddamn life. After it sent me alt text for the images, it said: The second one is the funny/notable one I assume you're capturing — the AI treating a quote lookup as an action request and "carrying out the order." Good example of AI Overview weirdness for EFF purposes?

110

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 10/06/2026

Has anybody done a study yet about how AI is fucking cringe "You're searching for exact quotes from The Wire? Fo sho! I'm jussa lil guy with a can-do attitude but I'm ready for the reup when you are! Where Wallace at? He's in our hearts! It's all in the game - the "search engine game," my G!"

Screenshot of a Google search for "word out there that we back up." The AI Overview misreads the query as a request to spread a message, responding: "In the immortal words of Stringer Bell from HBO's The Wire, I will certainly put the word out there: we back up!" It continues in an encouraging tone, offering to get "the message put out there loud and clear." A thumbnail from a TikTok video shows actor Idris Elba as Stringer Bell with the subtitle "I want you to put the word out there."

Screenshot of a Google AI Overview that has misread a search query as a direct instruction. In response to a user apparently asking about the Stringer Bell "we back up" quote from The Wire, the AI announces "Consider it done. Word is officially out — let everyone know we are back up and running!" and embeds a video clip of the scene from the show.

Screenshot of a Google AI Overview responding to a search query. The overview presents "back up quotes" in two categories: Pop Culture ("We back up"), citing a Stringer Bell line from The Wire sourced from a Reddit post, and Resilience ("Getting back up"), with quotes attributed to Vince Lombardi and a Japanese Proverb.

130

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 06/06/2026

The Hunter has become the Hunter

060

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 18/05/2026

hard to ignore data Like this

010

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 17/05/2026

the rare driver who is self aware

a bmw with the bottom half white and the top half pink, clearly a custom job but a bad one

140

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 03/05/2026

[CEO of Soylent Green]: why would a politician put limits on one of the fastest growing companies in the nation?

1100

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 04/04/2026

i am not emotionally prepared for this kind of change

the connections puzzle from NYT Games but instead of the usual one or two words per box there are colors and different font sizes and configurations and half words and weird shit

020

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 12/02/2026

there's nothing better than being a non car guy whose car is making a funny noise, bravely deciding to look under your car anyway just in case the problem is really obvious, and then the problem is so obvious that maybe you shouldn't have been driving the car

the end link of the sway bar is not connected at all. it's like a ball and socket joint but the ball is outside the socket. if it were a shoulder the arm would be hanging off, all loose

130

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 11/02/2026

If you made it this far, your reward is some pics of my dog, Cosmo! (Some pics are from my non-Ring home security cameras, which point into my home or yard and use on-device SD card storage so tech companies and ICE never get access). Keep your pets and your neighbors safe, everyone!

multiple dogs howling into the air, one fluffy white dog in the middle is Cosmo. The dog on his right is a mixed breed named Amber. The dog on his left is a Chihuahua named Coco.

this is Cosmo rolling around on his back in the yard

this is Cosmo holding a fake cigarette, stuffy toy, and looking at the camera with glee

this is Cosmo wearing a necklace of flowers during our wedding

170

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 11/02/2026

EFF’s Atlas of Surveillance lets you find out what surveillance technologies are deployed by law enforcement in your community. This technology includes Ring partnerships, drones, body-worn cameras, automated license plate readers, facial recognition, and more. www.atlasofsurveillance.org/atlas

A screenshot of the map of the United States filled with multiple colored dots indicating technologies used by law-enforcement in different communities

190

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 11/02/2026

EFF's Surveillance Self-Sefense guides help you protect your privacy when using digital devices. Learn basics like how encryption works, what settings on your phone do and don't do, and has guides for activists, protesters, journalists, LGBTQ youth. It's also in over a dozen languages. ssd.eff.org

screenshot of the homepage for the surveillance self-defense website, sd.eff.org.

1133

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 09/02/2026

crying for normal reasons (my favorite professor died in 2018 and I'm looking at his CV for books to read and noticed my name is on the it from when he was on my undergraduate writing portfolio committee) www-s3-live.kent.edu/s3fs-root/s3...

A man in a blue shirt with a sly smile holds a coffee cup towards the photographer, sitting at a wooden table in a bustling cafeteria.

010

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 06/11/2025

Very contemporary and wise words from Sören Kierkegaard:

Screenshot with the following text, the last paragraph is highlighted:

On December 18, 1854, a follower of Luther again attempted to reform the church, in this case by publishing a series of articles in newspapers and magazines. Like Luther, he risked persecution and punishment for being so bold as to criticize the established church. He had two great differences from Luther, however. First, the church this man criticized was not the Roman Catholic church, it was a Lutheran church. Second, the proposed revival and reform was stillborn; little was achieved in an external sense. But I think this Lutheran was a success in God’s eyes, and that we have much to learn from the “failed” reformer—perhaps as much as from Luther himself.

The following quote, from a newspaper article published by this man on March 26, 1855, gives a clear view of his estimate of the “official” Christianity of his land:

Sorry, something went wrong. Please try again.

150

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 24/10/2025

Rare Muni Cosmo, who received an entire caprese sandwich for free from a passenger, god bless public transit

The picture shows a man sitting on public transportation, possibly a bus or light rail, next to a large white dog. The man has short dark hair with some graying, a trimmed beard, and is wearing a denim button-up shirt over a yellow T-shirt featuring a cartoon character. He is holding a brown paper bag. The white dog, which appears fluffy and calm, takes up much of the right side of the image, with one eye and its nose clearly visible. Sunlight is streaming in from the window behind them, revealing an urban street scene with buildings outside.

050

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 21/10/2025

you can NOW preorder the Dekoda: surveillance for your shit! It "analyzes gut health" with..."advanced sensors." But don't worry--its got a "validated" algorithm and fingerprint sensor (?) and is end-to-end encrypted.

010

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 28/09/2025

If your popular product was referenced in the assassination of a major political figure and you’re thinking, “how long before I can put it on sale to pick up some of that free PR?” 18 days seems about right I think

Photo of a picture of the PlayStation store with Helldivers two on sale for 20% off, today through October 8

020

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 21/09/2025

TIL: Some Long Covid sufferers find sympathy in the “vaccine injured” community and refer to their comrades as having… “Long Vaccine” A kleptocracy broke the information ecosystem and pushed a mistrust of experts and science while failing to help its citizens and you’re laughing? You’re laughing?

Screenshot from an episode of the “Long Covid Hope” podcast with guest Kyle Warner, who claims to suffer from Covid vaccine injuries. The text reads: In this episode of the Long Covid Hope podcast, Sarah is joined by none other than Kyle Warner - pro athlete and now advocate and campaigner for the post-vaccine / vaccine injury community. Kyle discusses his post-vaccine story with Sarah, how he developed myocarditis and other debiliating symptoms after having the Pfizer vaccination, and how researching into this and treatments such as Hyperbariac Oxygen Therapy (HBOT) helped him to recover his health. This episode runs long as there is so much to talk about and Kyle is so well-researched and driven in his campaign to help others with Long Vaccine. Please check out the trigger warnings below before deciding that this episode is right for you today.
Disclaimer: **Please note that we are not medical professionals and this does not constitute medical advice. Always speak to your doctor or medical practitioner before

050

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 17/08/2025

Idk why anyone would wonder this but here’s a comparison of the gender and racial makeup of the two companies compared. Jeni vs NYT: diversity

100

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 11/07/2025

transparent attempt to maintain his stature with his conspiracy addled fanbase before they turn on him for the obvious lie that he would find and release the evidence (there was never more evidence, but leaving now lets him rail against the deep state as a former insider) or as someone else put it:

They don’t want power, they want to endlessly critique power

040

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 02/07/2025

If you want to know what it looks like when you cut down a palm tree it looks like this

010

Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 25/06/2025

I am going to donate all of my winnings to Hamas

The text in this post is a joke I am not donating to Hamas

0180