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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 08/10/2026

The ChatGPThermonuclear Disaster

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 07/10/2026

you never heard guided by voices the way i did (a doomed english prof who said the iowa writers workshop was shit gave you a burned cd and then died of cancer before you could thank him)

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 07/10/2026

Sincere response from someone when my friend asked if they thought the psychic comedian was actually psychic: “i’m too involved in the community to say anything”

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 03/10/2026

boutta hit the weekend like

it’s a dog with his tongue out shaped like a seal or a whale that’s also a rocket because he’s running but he’s so fat

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 01/10/2026

when I am logging onto KFC dot com i would rather choke to death on a chicken sandwich than learn about "Adobe Acrobat's new home in my browser"

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 30/09/2026

Facial Recognition is to AI as Dunbar's Number is to A) The Cloud B) Capitalism C) Dropbox Free Trial I'm so close to something here

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 30/09/2026

it's all an elaborate ruse

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 27/09/2026

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 24/09/2026

was thinking about fleetwood mac’s problematic songs and saw a beautiful raccoon who has never thought about this and knows much more than i do

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 23/09/2026

it is impossible to explain the Microsoft 365 ecosystem without recreating the "It's on Tubu" tweet

Screenshot from reddit of user dudley_bose commenting on a microsoft 365 copilot post. Comment reads: Create a Copilot Page. It's powered by Loop. Same as Canvas, but with more overall.

User aaronfraggle's quote tweet of the announcement that hulu and fubo will be combining: "It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now.

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 22/09/2026

The Etiquette of Freedom, Gary Snyder, 1990

“Wild and free." An American dream-phrase loosing images: a long-maned stallion racing across the grasslands, a V of Canada Geese high and honking, a squirrel chattering and leaping limb to limb overhead in an oak. It also sounds like an ad for a Harley-Davidson.
Both words, profoundly political and sensitive as they are, have become consumer baubles. I hope to investigate the meaning of wild and how it connects with free and what one would want to do with these meanings. To be truly free one must take on the basic conditions as they are—painful, impermanent, open, imperfect—-and then be grateful for impermanence and the freedom it grants us. For in a fixed universe there would be no freedom. With that freedom we improve the campsite, teach children, oust tyrants. The world is na-ture, and in the long run inevitably wild, because the wild, as the process and essence of nature, is also an ordering of impermanence.

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 19/09/2026

"I would burn my equity to the ground in a heartbeat for a 1% higher chance we make it out of this situation alive. I expect a great many of my colleagues... would as well," - AI Safety guy whose list of past "Nontrivial mistakes" includes "I was confused about the tradeoffs of optimization."

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Drake Thomas

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 18/09/2026

We will create a civilization of the Mind in Cyberspace oh no not like that

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 17/09/2026

Tell me, how can a rich man stand such times and live?

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 17/09/2026

In less than a month. Wendell Berry, Annie Dillard, Dolly Parton. Sounds like a lyric from "It's the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)," but lordy I do not.

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 16/09/2026

spent ten minutes explaining the idiot dog's problems to an online vet and wondering if they always have you do a recording in an empty zoom room then realized the appointment is tomorrow

it’s a white dog staring at you because you put a treat in the shower and he’s afraid to go in there

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 12/09/2026

What people don’t understand about work-life balance is the thrill of carrying a tiny nugget of fried chicken your dog didn’t eat that you need to throw away in one hand and a yubikey in the other

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 12/09/2026

i know what you sickos want

it is a dog eating sashimi off a chopstick.

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 12/09/2026

this was not a joke. another sponsor is anthropic. and AG1 but that’s a given. also all the ads are done in an old timey radio style which must be his requirement, which gives them a similar tone despite their extremely different use cases. it’s eerie shit guys

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 11/09/2026

This Supreme Court will decide whether the government can require your ID to use vast swaths of the internet, a policy as dumb as requiring your real name on a Facebook account. It misunderstands why people use the internet—especially people who use it because they have to. This Supreme Court.

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We All Deserve a Better Internet, Not A Smaller One

SAN FRANCISCO - Technology and the laws that regulate it should support and empower young people. California’s AB 1709 - signed into law today by Gov. Gavin Newsom - falls far short of this goal, say ...

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 11/09/2026

for free: hamster cage, used

it’s a hamster cage on the sidewalk that’s very empty

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 07/09/2026

One of the sponsors of Rick Rubin's podcast is "athletic nicotine"

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 07/09/2026

everyone new following me because i work at EFF: thank you, i’m sorry but this is just a dog pics account

he’s laying on an android from 2016 i’m trying to pull the pictures off of but he does have both legs up in a desperate plea for belly rubs

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 09/08/2026

Lyft Driver Gets You Home From Outsidelands Despite Road Closures and Worst Fog You’ve Ever Seen, Without Speaking At All (ASMR)

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 08/08/2026

Surely, I have not changed. No, it is The Animaniacs who have changed

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 06/08/2026

it’s important to stay open to trying new things, sensually

this is a screenshot of two AKKO keyboard keycaps - penguin silent and fairy silent. both say “lubed” proudly

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 27/07/2026

hello AARP? i’ve just called the voice assistant by dogs name

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 27/07/2026

% over asking price in san francisco is a recession indicator

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

“Happens to the best of us” does not explain why it’s happening to me

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 25/07/2026

without looking, can you guess correctly whether there is a band called "College Humor"

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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 16/07/2026

Overheard from a group of four guys on the subway: “Yo, why are you doomscrolling? You’re with the bros”

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 13/07/2026

heard someone say they had "ragdoll cats." asked my wife what's that. she said, fluffy, big, and elegant. yeah

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 12/07/2026

My photo where I'm holding up today's newspaper to prove that I'm alive has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my photo

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 11/07/2026

signed up for a walking tour of the neighborhood i've lived in for five years. bout to stand my ass up and learn

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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 29/06/2026

We applaud SCOTUS' decision in Chatrie v. United States. The Court reaffirmed that you have an expectation of privacy in location data that reveals your movements in the physical world, and that even short-term surveillance of these movements is a search subject to the Fourth Amendment. (1/3)

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 29/06/2026

come on yall i'm supposed to be on vacation spending time with this beast, not reading supreme court rulings about alan dershowitz

it's a picture of Cosmo, who is a fat fluffy white dog, sitting on a chair

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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Did DoD just admit in a court filing that it used xAI's Grok Gov Model to hit the girls' school on the first day of the Iran war? Based on some passages flagged by @rgoodlaw.bsky.social in DoD's recent filing in NAACP's case against X, it looks like it did 1/

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If Books Could Kill @ifbookspod.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Episode 53: The Body Keeps The Score In 2014, a Dutch researcher revolutionized our understanding of trauma with insights like "don't talk about it" and "get a massage."

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The Body Keeps The Score

Podcast Episode · If Books Could Kill · June 18 · 1h 50m

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TK @40goingon28.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Congrats to New York City, maybe they’ll finally step out of San Francisco’s shadow

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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

My Instagram algorithm currently thinks I'm in need of software to track evidence for family court bc my wife is lying about me and now the kids are suddenly claiming I was "abusive" but they dont know I kept receipts for years just in case, and I am a trans guy with a home shrimp farming business

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 13/06/2026

Today my wife said "so the UFC fight is this weekend" and i said "what UFC fight" and folks,,,

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Jason Kelley @jason.exposed · 13/06/2026

new low: my doctor corrected my pronunciation of kratom

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