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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 9h

I mean they were ALL eating ground up mummy

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 9h

This is the sort of curse-courting shit that simply INVITES you to be later shot in Sarajevo

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 11h

I was resoundingly average at academia, but my one great coup was, after he had pooh-poohed the film in a lecture, writing an essay on 24HPP that entirely turned my Contemporary Film Theory prof around on the film and had him ADMIT that to me, no greater basking achieved

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 11h

That is EXACTLY what I am after! 💜🥳

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 11h

THAT’S THE ONE, HOORAY!!!!! It’s my birthday this week so I am loading myself up with treats and I remember thinking that this film sounded DELIGHTFUL and completely my bag!

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 11h

I pull up this one to cheer me up OFTEN (also! Your big dvd special features thread reminded me: you did a feature on a release for a mid-2000s Japanese film, looked very cosy, you specifically said it wasn’t the type of film people maybe associate with you but you love it WHAT WAS THE FILM??)

Post from tumblr where the top post from user thoodleoo reads “diogenes walking into plato’s academy like” followed by the lower post from user electoralcollege reads “Good morning disgusting plato, as you can see your assassins failed to kill me in the night and you must suffer yet another day of my bad philosophy” with the words ‘Plato’ and ‘philosophy’ edited over the original post.

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 12h

Ya know sometimes I think it’s good that we’re on our way out as a species

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 12h

Wait people trying to make their no-rizz children go viral or REPLACING A DEAD VIRAL CHILD WITH A NEW CHILD???????

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 13h

Making a livelihood out of posting about your pets seems immensely precarious to begin with (unless you have a tortoise or a parrot they’re not going to be around as long as you), I can understand wanting to keep it all going, but seeing some poor new dog in facsimile of the old beloved dog, jeeze

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 13h

We talk about the strange grief that occurs when an animal we have a parasocial relationship with online dies, but is there a word for when a creator that primarily posts about their pets replaces a deceased pet with another that just has no rizz, a morbidly ironic stop trying to make fetch happen

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Sometimes you just need to have a friend - non-judgementally! - listen and then agree with you that they are up to absolute goblin shit

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Had lunch with an old friend today and as soon as she sat down she was like “sorry to do this but I have to talk about how WEIRD my children are” so pleased I am this friend please stunt on your children with me no judgement

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Good news my friend that is EVERY Donald Sutherland movie

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Reading John Berger and just saying “hell yeah my man” a lot

A paragraph from Art and Revolution: Ernst Neizvestny and the Role of the Artist by John Berger that reads: If it were the function of criticism to explain and decode the meaning of these works precisely and completely, criticism would amount to no more than the sabotage, the destruction of art. Or, to put the same proposition in a different way, it would mean the works in question were not truly prophetic, but were merely an illustration of the already formulated and known.

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I found out a while back that there is apparently a thriving PA fan community on tumblr largely made up of queer teens and honestly I’ve not been the same since it shook me to my core

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Me, trying to make small talk with Ishmael about his podcast

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I wouldn’t be so angry about the pivot to video if more podcasters realised that making something work for both audio and video simultaneously IS A SKILL instead most of them just start playing up for the camera and the audio versions become completely unlistenable

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Loser husband: It’s more likely than you think!

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Best Lit Nobel reaction closely followed by Doris Lessing being told by reporters camped outside her house as she got out of a taxi and glumly going “oh CHRIST”

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This is great because it is absolutely the face I would make on being told I’d won a Nobel

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I think it’s a bit no qualms and a lot NO ONE is getting residuals anymore

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Sometimes I think of starting a thread of overseas celebrities starring in Australian ads because a lot of them are BIZARRE and I kind of want to know if they’re still more embarrassing than what’s now screening in the US

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Glo you ALWAYS make me think about death (although I’m Death Georg etc etc)

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

New job is largely good, direct team is lovely, there is a slightly neggy woman in another team who keeps pointing out weird stuff about my desk set up (it is weird, I acknowledge I’m an office goblin) but she hasn’t noticed the big obvious weird thing that I only type with one hand TRY HARDER MOLL

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Remind me to tell you something related to this when we’re next in real world space

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Critics once again shortsighted and wrong about weird auteur-driven movie, news at 11

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I am suspicious that my extreme antipathy for Iñárritu’s stuff is going to outweigh my extreme Cruise tolerance BUT WHO CAN SAY, LET IT RIP

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Taking cinematic bullets for the chat that no one asked for, anyway I’m about to watch Digger

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I can’t believe this film was Mifune’s first film with Kurosawa, man was feral right out of the gate

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Every time I watch a new-to-me Kurosawa not only am I like shit THIS one might be my favourite, I realise yet again fuck we still really haven’t made better movies than these, this is it, the golden mountain, that magnificent grumpy bastard just fucking GOT IT

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It’s GOOD to sometimes sit down and watch someone’s big fever dream vision! You might not have a GOOD time but you will have A time!

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Did I ENJOY sitting through Babylon and Megalopolis, not particularly but i’m glad they exist, that’s healthy artistic ecosystem stuff, do I treasure EVERY SINGLE WHACKADOO MINUTE of Maestro, you bet I do, because sometimes a gal just needs to witness a director go INSANE and lose it along with them

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This is the THING you’ve got to have room for auteurs to do wild swings and make something weird and personal and probably off-putting to a lot of people because that’s what art is fucking FOR and I think we’re about to see the end of that (hopefully temporarily, but it’s gunna be a while)

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Agnes Forrester @agnesfm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

sorry this happened to you

greentext meme originally about a gym changed to be about a sandwich.

looking for a new sandwich. ask the sandwich receptionist if their sandwich is creepy or wet. she doesn't understand. pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is creepy and what is wet. she laughs and says "it's a good sandwich sir". buy a sandwich. its wet

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I really like the local cafe near my house, they’re nice and friendly, they remember my name and coffee order, the coffee is really good which was not the case in that shopping strip before they opened. But fuck me they simply cannot make a vegetarian sandwich option that doesn’t wind up Too Wet

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I am going to watch it tomorrow for cheap Tuesday and look I have basement expectations given I’ve only liked one of Iñárritu’s previous films, but not seeing something clearly this iconoclastic in an age where I think the studio doors are about to be firmly shut against this kind of thing? Madness

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It genuinely makes me emotional that these films of Woo's are now so easy for people to see, what a time to be alive

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Say whatever you want about Lloyd Webber (I have and I will) but at least he understood that this story is best expressed as an adolescent girl’s absolutely bonkers fever dream

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

We went over to daylights savings overnight and I’m already stumbling around going why is this day so DISORIENTING it’s only just coming up to 1pm

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Also I think every day about the sketch from the revival where Kevin keeps complaining to his building super Dave about only getting cold water for his baths and turns out the plumber, who’s played by Suzy Izzard, is running full baths to test the repairs and using all the hot water, it’s perfect

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

TOO MANY but also Citizen Kane is just my life, minus the knife m.youtube.com/watch?v=9jep...

m.youtube.com

Kids in the Hall - Citizen Kane

YouTube video by Parachute Adams

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

G L O oh my god OH MY GOD you are going to have AN INCREDIBLE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Every single beat of her performance is perfectly pitched, she was a FORCE

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