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@jasencomstock.bsky.social
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Washington DC, straight-up hater.

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jasencomstock.bsky.social @jasencomstock.bsky.social · 27m
They got some weirdos on GBBO this season
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 2h
Buried in this story that everyone’s leaving out of the conversation is that he blames Jews for creating the FDA to ban “holistic” health treatments and make everyone sick to profit off of them. It always, always, always comes back to antisemitism. It’s the core that rots everything from center out
"In 1933 when the Rothschilds FDA came along the first thing they went after was radium water... not vaxxines [sic], dirty electricity, or pesticides," he wrote in the video's caption. "Gee I wonder why... healthy people don't yield large profits."
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jasencomstock.bsky.social @jasencomstock.bsky.social · 6h
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butter-...
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Butter-Cake Dick's - Wikipedia
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 12h
"You're listening to The Dipshit Boys where we do an episode by episode deep dive into The Nutshack, but first a word from our sponsor:" "Blingpingo is an agentic mixed reality B2B solution that works across teams to develop scalable marketplace solution paradigms for over half of the Fortune 500"
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 14h
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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jasencomstock.bsky.social @jasencomstock.bsky.social · 14h
<Watching the US physically destroy itself> “we should get in on that.”
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 17h
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 03/10/2026
The cars from Cars have tinted windows because otherwise you’d see their bowels.
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jasencomstock.bsky.social @jasencomstock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Are there still specific guy bricklayers or is that general construction?
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jasencomstock.bsky.social @jasencomstock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Catherine the Great
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jasencomstock.bsky.social @jasencomstock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hmmm
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Erin Keane @erinkeane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was raised by a nurse with an associates degree and a steel mill electrician. I am not denigrating the value and dignity of blue collar work when I ask how many elite national media staffers are raising future bricklayers themselves. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/1...
theatlantic.com
Time to Consider Becoming a Bricklayer
College degrees hold less value, while jobs in the trades are booming.
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jasencomstock.bsky.social @jasencomstock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The only reference to carob is the first Critters movie. A grandma gives a grandchild a carob bunny, and the child says “chocolate.” And grandma is like, “it’s better than chocolate, it’s carob.” I haven’t seen this movie since the 80’s.
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jasencomstock.bsky.social @jasencomstock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s freezing in my office. Will run home to continue pretending it’s winter.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
talarico by 8
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jasencomstock.bsky.social @jasencomstock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oop
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jasencomstock.bsky.social @jasencomstock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When does Vance endorse Rufo’s pursuit of a solution to “The Indian Question?”
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
Artist Profile: Madonna theonion.com/artist-profile-madonna
Philanthropic Cause: Tiny leather corsets for dogs
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him theonion.com/man-who-lost-everythin…
Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him
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jasencomstock.bsky.social @jasencomstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So the plane is going down quickly. How do people rush the cockpit in basically zero g?
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jasencomstock.bsky.social @jasencomstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chekov’s Putin
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Joshua Holland @joshuaholland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Amazing sentence. “‘This country needs radical change. I think I’ll vote for Naftali Bennett,” said Yosef, 26, a religious Israeli, referring to the rightwing former prime minister.”
theguardian.com
Israelis divided as vote that could oust Netanyahu only weeks away
Some on streets of Jerusalem pledge their support to prime minister while others hope for change
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jasencomstock.bsky.social @jasencomstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SCOTUS should allow mothers to sue a fetus
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jasencomstock.bsky.social @jasencomstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Please stop posting stories about that Bay Area sex woman.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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jasencomstock.bsky.social @jasencomstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Losing visitation is a good way to put it. Like the dad who can’t pay child support that we are.
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jasencomstock.bsky.social @jasencomstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What about if you just drink other people’s piss?
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jasencomstock.bsky.social @jasencomstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Scratch off lottery ticket simulator game
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jasencomstock.bsky.social @jasencomstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Reading reviews of Transport Fever 3 and people admit stuff the Assad regime couldn’t have gotten out of me.
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jasencomstock.bsky.social @jasencomstock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Need a new sofa (couch)
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jasencomstock.bsky.social @jasencomstock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trying to imagine all the people who puked their guts out on the flydubai flight.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's cool that Bill Gates' own wife thought the Epstein Files stuff was bad enough that she divorced him, but for the Thought Leaders he's still a guy in perfectly good standing
screenshot of thumbnail for the ezra klein show with guest bill gates
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jasencomstock.bsky.social @jasencomstock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This guy said Restore was too woke
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Serbia making Balkan LGBT history by accident
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jasencomstock.bsky.social @jasencomstock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Going into office today while still on soft foods. 😆
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jasencomstock.bsky.social @jasencomstock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Suno v6 pro, plz play me my sick music beats that i love”
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jasencomstock.bsky.social @jasencomstock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 29/09/2026
Wrote about the decline and fall of SCOTUSblog, which used to be the single best resource for Supreme Court stuff, and (thanks to some intervening crimes committed by its co-founder) is now a weird platform for conservative pundits to talk about what a good job the conservative justices are doing
slate.com
It Was the Essential Home of Supreme Court News. Now It’s a Joke. What Happened?
How high-stakes poker brought down a pillar of Supreme Court coverage.
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jasencomstock.bsky.social @jasencomstock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BF wanted to watch Silence of the Lambs again. 1. Why Jame Gumm provide food scraps to Katherine? 2. How do you get a house with a well in the basement?
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta muse saying why would I deceive you?
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jasencomstock.bsky.social @jasencomstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is v funny.
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jasencomstock.bsky.social @jasencomstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In Silver Spring Maryland, home of medical tech services in strange “buildings of the future” of the past.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/01/2026
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-bein…
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
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jasencomstock.bsky.social @jasencomstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trad wife influencers and Nick Fuentes can’t benefit from it, so it obviously doesn’t appeal to the electorate. The only stay-at-home parents i know are educated, urban, and affluent. This is backwards.
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jasencomstock.bsky.social @jasencomstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Friend’s 2.5 year-old fridge just died. I never liked it. Was brand new state of the art, etc.
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jasencomstock.bsky.social @jasencomstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think this is HGH without working out constantly.
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 28/09/2026
OPINION: I Think the Stuff You Like Sucks Because We Need the Clicks buff.ly/hIBMmNF
OPINION: I Think the Stuff You Like Sucks Because We Need the Clicks
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Fuzzerween @fuzzerhop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Morning ☀️
Its 2026 there has got be a better way to do dental x rays than have me bite a barbie chair from 18 different angles
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