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Jared Adams

@jaredadams.bsky.social
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Random Canadian. I think I'm funny. Arctic, film, Cascadia, random rabbit holes, occasional pretend philosophy. As the former Governor of Minnesota once said, "Turnabout is fair play, McMahon!"

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Kevin Milligan @kevinmilligan.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Everyonehas been scouring lists of exports, seeking something that will 'hit them where it hurts'. TP, eh? Seems like @justinling.ca has found a product that fits the bill....
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
What happens when the checks and balances don't check or balance? “My dear fellow, who will let you?” “That’s not the point. The point is, who will stop me?”
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Absolutely not. It's a Weeping Angel.
Political cartoon. The Statue of Liberty taps on a massive window behind a desk, where sits Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. An aide, standing in front of the desk, looking over Trudeau's head to the window behind, says "It appears we have an unusual request for asylum, sir"

The skeet is a joke referencing the Doctor Who episode "The Angels Take Manhattan," where the Statue of Liberty is revealed to be a Weeping Angel, an animated Statue
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
One fateful day in June 2021, I strolled into the housewares aisle in search of a new spatula. This eventually led to my divorce.
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
He turned the Digital Service into DOGE??
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Anyone who tries to justify that it wasn't what it looked like, explain to them the Rule of Goats.
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
If you're a restaurant and your hours, address, phone number and "reservations" link aren't at the top of your website you're probably making 10-30% less than you could be.
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Temp in DC Monday is supposed to be minus 6 Celsius. Bring it (Minus 23°C is about minus 9°F)
Seven day forecast for Ottawa, Canada
Sunday, high of minus 11 Celsius, low of minus 20.
Monday, high of minus 15, low of minus 20
Tuesday, high of minus 13, low of minus 23
Wednesday, high of minus 11, low of minus 15
Thursday, high of minus 6, low of minus 9
Friday, high of minus 3, low of minus 9
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Hahahahahahahaha amazing
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21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
"Democracy Dies in Darkness" is kinda like "Don't Be Evil" as a slogan. It's a bit worrying when you choose it, but it's a lot more worrying when you take it down
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
This
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Possibly the issue here is less congestion pricing and more being charged to use an ambulance.
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Canada is constantly surrounded by whatnow?
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Does he think Denmark is dumping Greenland's contract for cap space?
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Does James Bond have BPD? We asked a psychiatrist, a sex worker, a Republican, and a meglomaniac bent on world domination. @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Hmm. What do Canada, Denmark, and Panama have in common and why is it passage from the Atlantic to the Pacific?
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Can John-117 and the Arbiter survive the Witches Road and the backstabbing of Halo 2: Agatha All Along?
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
And arguably the reason the world got Smells Like Teen Spirit.
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Dry?! Try living it!
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Ho-ho-hold the payments.
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Only if you can get the CEO eaten by a grue
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
She's bailed on sumo??
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Bail. Don't let the crabs pull you back into the bucket.
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I read this as "Blue Jay Statler and Waldorf" and now I have an idea for a gimmick account about baseball
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Cottage classic as a kid!!
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
They had me at Mille Bornes, and then when they threw the Trust and Safety game on top of it? No-brainer.
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
media.tenor.com
old man yells at cloud is written on a newspaper
Alt: old man yells at cloud is written on a newspaper
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
*sigh* Minimum Effort /falls off bridge, entirely fails ro engage bad guys
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
What a perfect setup for the Blake's 7 game
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
There are expected boiler room failures?
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Pass, already dated a woman with BPD.
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Subtle. Iykyk.
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I have a joke about cabinet confidences, but you won't get it for 20 years.
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
False equivalency making a late push for fallacy of the year.
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Lies, damn lies, statistics, and AI-generated facts.
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Lot of people not understanding the importance and volume of aluminum, canola oil, and minerals, nor the source post-Ukraine invasion for some of those.
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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
You all MOCKED George Lucas and said this was boring or dumb but who’s laughing now???
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Very interested to see what the controls will be for monetization to prevent what X has turned into - folks from developing nations using AI to generate low-quality responses to high-visibility posts and cluttering the replies, in an attempt to piggyback, get views & scrape a few cents of their own.
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Would love to see a Canadian pollster do something similar.
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Vizzini: Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own cup, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the cup in front of you
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Completely crushed my nephew at a few FPS games when he was the top player among his friends but before he could counter the circle strafe. Kids got to learn. Sometimes the hard way.
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
PLEASE DELIVER
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Described as "one of the more complex and simply confounding records ever released by a major label" and "the most uncommercial follow-up to a hit record ever." Gold in the US and UK, Billboard top 10, in the top 10 in Australia, Austria, New Zealand, Norway, and Switzerland. It just keeps coming.
The cover of Faith No More's album Angel Dust, featuring a white egret on a blue background.
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Cliffhanger ending that never got resolved - did they all die?? It was a great introduction to Kristin Cloke and James Morrison for me.
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Democracy dies in acquiescence.
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
How are ya now
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 02/04/2024
every tech CEO right now: "we are excited to create Wintermute, from William Gibson's classic novel 'Please Don't Create Wintermute'"
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
Read this and thought, that's a whole Welcome to Night Vale episode right there, and then saw Joseph Fink had already reskeeted it.
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