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rachel | “your personality is a single chihuahua in a halloween costume getting fed tiny meals” | she/her

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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 10h
encountered this coyote in the parking lot of the pelican inn at muir beach last week with my girlfriend - gorgeous baby!! we got so many good shots from my car :)
a coyote stands in green grass and shrubbery with its head turned towards the camera, its gaze narrowed at the person taking the photo
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 10h
anyone want to see a cool pic i took last week?
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 12h
seeing this pic today was the first time i had witnessed his legs and brother he did not disappoint lmaooo i love this swedish fish
tobias forge in shorts standing next to a false headstone on a soundstage for the premature burial music video for v/h/s mixtape
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
love of my life
a woman with short brown hair and fair skin wearing a blue sweater sits at a wooden table that bears several glasses and a candle along with a menu and cutlery rolled in dark red cloth napkins
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
she’s staring at me like this because she’s annoyed that hazel won’t stop licking her paws like girl i hate it too but what do you want me to do about it lmao
a very beautiful grey and white cat stares witheringly at the person taking the photo
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
me and my gf met randy moore last night at the bones shredder show and like what a total sweetheart. genuinely a kind and gracious dude who took so much time out for his fans and put on a helluva show even with some dickheads in the crowd. love that guy.
two women - one short and stout, the other tall - stand next to musician randy moore aka bones shredder who holds both hands up in peace signs
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
girlfriend is here!! 🥰🩵🧡
two women, one on the left with short brown hair and one on the right with long brown hair and bangs, lean in to one another and touch heads. they are blissfully in love 🥰
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
girlfriend will be cuddled up with me this time tomorrow!! holy shit!!!
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh hell i’ll throw my hat in the ring for october #promosky - rachel, 36 - tattooed lesbian, she/her - the band ghost girlie, has written and posted quite a bit of fic - recently got my masters degree in museum studies - loves crafting, currently on a crocheting kick! - terfs not fucking welcome 🤗
me: a woman with pale skin and freckles, brown curly hair and bangs, grey eyes, and a gold nose ring. in this photo i am wearing my acrylic wolf earrings and a grey tank top along with an ouroboros necklace.
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
have a work parking lot selfie bluesky
a brunette woman with curly hair and bangs smiles at the camera. she has fair skin with freckles, dark circles, grey eyes, a gold nose ring, and is wearing dark berry colored lipstick. her earrings are coffins holding skeletons and around her neck is a small gold inverted pentagram pendant. she wears a maroon tank top.
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🩵 tobias forge with muttonchops my beloved 🩵
Tobias forge in 3/4 profile with greying muttonchop sideburns
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@asterionhex.monster got tailgated on the drive home by some fuck in an audi (i was already going 75 in a 65 on the freeway cmon) and when he passed me…fucking maryland plates. i laughed so fucking hard oh my god.
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh shit what’s the gamer girl playing yall
a black cat with her back to the camera reclines with one paw on the arm of a ps5 controller
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
behold…the pumpkin queen 🎃
a black cat reclines halfway out of a soft orange pumpkin cat house, she looks up at the camera with big pale green eyes and her paws are stretched out in front of her and crossed
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the new green lung album rotating on repeat in my head nonstop like thanksgiving leftovers in the microwave
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
all fat member death metal band called double chin suffocation, inspired by me, a fat person, almost suffocating myself with my own double chin just now. thank you.
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
just gotta survive until october 2nd when girlfriend arrives then all will be well
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
updates!! - there was a lockdown at work this week and i can’t say more or i’ll end up doxxing myself but it was not good and i need a new job desperately - still got a girlfriend!! she’ll be out here in 2 weeks!! - working on crocheting a cardigan! - got my first haircut in a year today! (see pic)
a brunette woman with bangs wearing a cream mock neck tank top, a gold necklace with a venus of willendorf pendant, and a gold nose ring displays her new haircut: a blown out medium length wolf cut
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
updates!! - there was a lockdown at work this week and i can’t say more or i’ll end up doxxing myself but it was not good and i need a new job desperately - still got a girlfriend!! she’ll be out here in 2 weeks!! - working on crocheting a cardigan! - got my first haircut in a year today! (see pic)
a brunette woman with bangs wearing a cream mock neck tank top, a gold necklace with a venus of willendorf pendant, and a gold nose ring displays her new haircut: a blown out medium length wolf cut
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
finished crocheting my autumnal rainbow hat last night and it’s my favorite hat i’ve done so far…it’s sooo soft and slouchy 🌈
a woman with brown hair and bangs posing in profile wears a hand-crocheted hat in rainbow tones that are more muted and autumnal but still very colorful nonetheless
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
visual illustration that most likely uses 3d graphic making to show a soul leaving the human body with the text: "the hippocratic oath leaving doctor's bodies as soon as they have a fat patient"
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
just sent a message to three of my coworkers saying “hey fyi i’ve recently learned to crochet cute lil beanies and now i’m making it everyone’s problem lol hmu if you want one because working on them shuts my brain up at night” man i am a gift and a delight to work with
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Anna Stesia @onlychyld.blacksky.app · 06/09/2026
Where did they even find some of these?
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
one of my dearest friends whom i consider my little brother is having a medical emergency with his cat and cannot afford to take him to the emergency vet - please, please, please consider donating whatever you can gofund.me/7cf5f793b
gofund.me
Donate to Damien Needs Emergency Vet Care for His Cat, organized by Rachel Castro
My dear friend Damien, whom I often refer to as my little brother, is curr… Rachel Castro needs your support for Damien Needs Emergency Vet Care for His Cat
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i am going to squeesh her
a sleeping black cat lies curled in on herself with her head tilted and her front paws tucked. one of her back paws is raised so that her black paw beans are visible.
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
look at the hat i just finished crocheting for my girlfriend!! i’ve never crocheted a hat before!! :D
a burnt orange cuffed crocheted beanie with a thick rib pattern rests on a white duvet with a pattern of green vines
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
last night i posted a pic of my new-ish bat tattoo on my ig story and told randy moore that i named him randall and randy liked the post lmao i can die happy now tbh
a photo of a cute little bat tattoo with the caption “i feel like it’s critical that @bones_shredder knows i named my cutie patootie lil bat tattoo randall 🦇🖤 he’s just a guy!!”a screen shot from ig of user bones_shredder liking the aforementioned story
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
[ryan gosling voice] the poOzy
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fold @foldpls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
yea cream on it
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
someone left this hidden on my desk lmao (i have a lot of tchotchkes so who knows how long it has been there)
a hand holds a small plushie of gene from bob’s burgers wearing the hamburger suit
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
finished my vaporeon cross stitch tonight!
a cross stitch of the pokemon vaporeon
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
salt & straw honey lavender ice cream my beloved!! 💜
a hand with a thumb that has a tattoo of an egyptian lotus holds a large, round, single, pale purple scoop of ice cream on a sugar cone in front of a green vine with little white flowers
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i’m still thinking about the mead i tasted last weekend and how incredible it was, especially the hawaiian macadamia nut blossom variety and the ethiopian geteme blossom variety….if you ever get a chance to try anything by heidrun meadery JUMP
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
@asterionhex.monster someone on tumblr photoshopped copia makeup and sideburns on vintage vincent photos and brother i lost my entire damn mind
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
this was her patiently waiting for me to be finished the other night :)
a beautiful grey and white medium hair cat sits politely on a bed watching the person holding the camera. she has long white whiskers and a pale pink nose.
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
every night at like 10pm i have a bowl of cheerios only bc marilyn will materialize out of the night onto my bed to patiently wait for me to eat it & drink 95% of the milk, then let her lap up the remainder at the bottom of the bowl. we’re trying to get her to gain weight so she can do whatever!!
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
sat up, took the end of hazel’s tail and presented it to her and she immediately started licking it lmao
a silly black cat on a light blue cooling blanket licks at the end of her tail
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Two of Miss Piggy's most iconic co-stars gone, this world is trash.
Dolly Parton in a great jean jacket and Miss Piggy in a purple satin top and white boa and cowboy hat. What more do you need?Miss Piggy as Benjamina Gunn and Tim Curry as Long John Silver in _Muppet Treasure Island_
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Evil people have to start dying RIGHT NOW
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
found it - my mom dressed as dolly for halloween in the 70s 🦋🥰
a cute, fair skinned freckled woman with a button nose and with a very voluminous blonde wig smiles at the camera. she wears a white blouse with a wide collar and a brown leather vest.
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i wish i knew where the picture is of my mom dressed as dolly for halloween in the 70s because she looks SO good omg
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 25/08/2026
Tweet from 2022 by Marlow Stern:

drunk guy just yelled “i love you” to dolly parton and she said “i love you too but i told you to wait in the trunk”
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i had a shit garbage day at work mama but…my cat supervised me as i worked on my vaporeon cross stitch this evening so i guess things aren’t all bad
a black cat with a black nose and black whiskers and wide pale green eyes perches on top of small plastic bags that contain individual colors of embroidery floss
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
my mom is getting her first radiation treatment today, i don’t want to fucking be at work pretending to be happy and cheery for the students and visitors and my coworkers
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
if you’re ever in marin county and drink alcohol, i cannot recommend visiting heidrun meadery enough like not only was all the mead we tasted incredible, the vibe was super nice, and the staff was very friendly and knowledgeable. beautiful scenery too!! but i’m biased lmao
a brunette woman with bangs and pink, freckled cheeks wearing a brown, yellow, green and white floral scarf and a white top with lace trim sips from a champagne flute with mead in ita bright orange small california poppy in a garden boxfive dried lavender bunches hanging from a plastic garden rooftwo bees on a pretty but peculiar pink and pointy flower
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 21/08/2026
The worst thing is that even when you’re medicated this tends to happen because that extended release runs out and then your evening is useless
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
every night i think about project hail mary because my god what a movie. what a movie.
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i’ve got 3 different crochet projects going at once and i’m getting ready to start a 4th lmao…
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
anyway life updates - still have a girlfriend, still adore her - tried starbread for the first time today and ohhhh my god. oh my god. help. - had strep throat all last week - currently crocheting a scarf for aforementioned gf and also cross stitching a vaporeon :) - going mead tasting next weekend
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
anyway that’s the work environment vibe, everyone really does take care of each other and watch out for one another
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