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rachel | “your personality is a single chihuahua in a halloween costume getting fed tiny meals” | she/her

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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 11h
encountered this coyote in the parking lot of the pelican inn at muir beach last week with my girlfriend - gorgeous baby!! we got so many good shots from my car :)
a coyote stands in green grass and shrubbery with its head turned towards the camera, its gaze narrowed at the person taking the photo
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 12h
anyone want to see a cool pic i took last week?
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 13h
seeing this pic today was the first time i had witnessed his legs and brother he did not disappoint lmaooo i love this swedish fish
tobias forge in shorts standing next to a false headstone on a soundstage for the premature burial music video for v/h/s mixtape
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 20h
it really isn’t like i’ve got both and i know the damn difference. i’m sorry you deal with rsd too it sucks ass :(
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
colorado is gorgeous, it’s where my mom grew up and i want to go back to visit so bad!!
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE MF LOVE OF GOD GOES WHEN THE WAVES TURN THE MINUTES TO HOURS THO????????
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
her fucking punting the head of the dude made me and my gf hoot and holler
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
love of my life
a woman with short brown hair and fair skin wearing a blue sweater sits at a wooden table that bears several glasses and a candle along with a menu and cutlery rolled in dark red cloth napkins
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
she’s staring at me like this because she’s annoyed that hazel won’t stop licking her paws like girl i hate it too but what do you want me to do about it lmao
a very beautiful grey and white cat stares witheringly at the person taking the photo
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
me and my gf met randy moore last night at the bones shredder show and like what a total sweetheart. genuinely a kind and gracious dude who took so much time out for his fans and put on a helluva show even with some dickheads in the crowd. love that guy.
two women - one short and stout, the other tall - stand next to musician randy moore aka bones shredder who holds both hands up in peace signs
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
girlfriend is here!! 🥰🩵🧡
two women, one on the left with short brown hair and one on the right with long brown hair and bangs, lean in to one another and touch heads. they are blissfully in love 🥰
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
girlfriend will be cuddled up with me this time tomorrow!! holy shit!!!
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh hell i’ll throw my hat in the ring for october #promosky - rachel, 36 - tattooed lesbian, she/her - the band ghost girlie, has written and posted quite a bit of fic - recently got my masters degree in museum studies - loves crafting, currently on a crocheting kick! - terfs not fucking welcome 🤗
me: a woman with pale skin and freckles, brown curly hair and bangs, grey eyes, and a gold nose ring. in this photo i am wearing my acrylic wolf earrings and a grey tank top along with an ouroboros necklace.
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
have a work parking lot selfie bluesky
a brunette woman with curly hair and bangs smiles at the camera. she has fair skin with freckles, dark circles, grey eyes, a gold nose ring, and is wearing dark berry colored lipstick. her earrings are coffins holding skeletons and around her neck is a small gold inverted pentagram pendant. she wears a maroon tank top.
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🩵 tobias forge with muttonchops my beloved 🩵
Tobias forge in 3/4 profile with greying muttonchop sideburns
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@asterionhex.monster got tailgated on the drive home by some fuck in an audi (i was already going 75 in a 65 on the freeway cmon) and when he passed me…fucking maryland plates. i laughed so fucking hard oh my god.
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i live in northern california and there’s a car at the high school i work with that parks in the staff lot with the maryland crab flag sticker on it like he is EVERYWHERE lmfaooo
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh shit what’s the gamer girl playing yall
a black cat with her back to the camera reclines with one paw on the arm of a ps5 controller
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
behold…the pumpkin queen 🎃
a black cat reclines halfway out of a soft orange pumpkin cat house, she looks up at the camera with big pale green eyes and her paws are stretched out in front of her and crossed
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
amen brother i’m ordering soup and a bourbon ginger ale at 4 am and no one can stop me
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the new green lung album rotating on repeat in my head nonstop like thanksgiving leftovers in the microwave
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the airport? (happy birthday!!!!!)
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
all fat member death metal band called double chin suffocation, inspired by me, a fat person, almost suffocating myself with my own double chin just now. thank you.
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
just gotta survive until october 2nd when girlfriend arrives then all will be well
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
no way…a distinguished gentleman…miss marilyn is 10!! had to get an abdominal ultrasound on friday because she’s quite bony but all is well :)
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
updates!! - there was a lockdown at work this week and i can’t say more or i’ll end up doxxing myself but it was not good and i need a new job desperately - still got a girlfriend!! she’ll be out here in 2 weeks!! - working on crocheting a cardigan! - got my first haircut in a year today! (see pic)
a brunette woman with bangs wearing a cream mock neck tank top, a gold necklace with a venus of willendorf pendant, and a gold nose ring displays her new haircut: a blown out medium length wolf cut
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
updates!! - there was a lockdown at work this week and i can’t say more or i’ll end up doxxing myself but it was not good and i need a new job desperately - still got a girlfriend!! she’ll be out here in 2 weeks!! - working on crocheting a cardigan! - got my first haircut in a year today! (see pic)
a brunette woman with bangs wearing a cream mock neck tank top, a gold necklace with a venus of willendorf pendant, and a gold nose ring displays her new haircut: a blown out medium length wolf cut
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
marilyn would post artful selfies and have a huge following but never interact with anyone because she’s above that, hazel would stir shit for fun and get banned for instigating hate speech against christians, also for fun
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
one of my friends once said he looks like the animated bilbo baggins from the 70s version of the hobbit and it changed me as a person. this was at least 10 years ago.
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
read it as peed a lime and i was like yeah dude now THAT i’d like to see
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i have been using a variety of korean skincare products over probably a decade or so and i’ve never been disappointed, great stuff for reasonable prices AND way better sunscreen than anything we have. have you ever tried the sheet masks? those are a hoot :)
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
korean skincare products fucking rip hmmmmm i should look into this one
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
finished crocheting my autumnal rainbow hat last night and it’s my favorite hat i’ve done so far…it’s sooo soft and slouchy 🌈
a woman with brown hair and bangs posing in profile wears a hand-crocheted hat in rainbow tones that are more muted and autumnal but still very colorful nonetheless
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
visual illustration that most likely uses 3d graphic making to show a soul leaving the human body with the text: "the hippocratic oath leaving doctor's bodies as soon as they have a fat patient"
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
damn i gotta get my hands on this
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
just sent a message to three of my coworkers saying “hey fyi i’ve recently learned to crochet cute lil beanies and now i’m making it everyone’s problem lol hmu if you want one because working on them shuts my brain up at night” man i am a gift and a delight to work with
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
hold on lemme find the post on ig with some more info including some instruments that were getting prepared for him!!
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i’m sure you did but please tell me you saw the news that tobias is potentially recording a death metal album during the ghost hiatus!! you’re the first person i thought of when i saw :)
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Anna Stesia @onlychyld.blacksky.app · 06/09/2026
Where did they even find some of these?
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
one of my dearest friends whom i consider my little brother is having a medical emergency with his cat and cannot afford to take him to the emergency vet - please, please, please consider donating whatever you can gofund.me/7cf5f793b
gofund.me
Donate to Damien Needs Emergency Vet Care for His Cat, organized by Rachel Castro
My dear friend Damien, whom I often refer to as my little brother, is curr… Rachel Castro needs your support for Damien Needs Emergency Vet Care for His Cat
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i am going to squeesh her
a sleeping black cat lies curled in on herself with her head tilted and her front paws tucked. one of her back paws is raised so that her black paw beans are visible.
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
the fact that it’s the back foot makes it even funnier somehow don’t ask me why omg
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
yesterday my mom demanded of hazel, “why don’t you get a job so you can buy nice things for your mama (me)?” and like YEAH??? WHY DON’T YOU HAZEL?
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
look at the hat i just finished crocheting for my girlfriend!! i’ve never crocheted a hat before!! :D
a burnt orange cuffed crocheted beanie with a thick rib pattern rests on a white duvet with a pattern of green vines
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
last night i posted a pic of my new-ish bat tattoo on my ig story and told randy moore that i named him randall and randy liked the post lmao i can die happy now tbh
a photo of a cute little bat tattoo with the caption “i feel like it’s critical that @bones_shredder knows i named my cutie patootie lil bat tattoo randall 🦇🖤 he’s just a guy!!”a screen shot from ig of user bones_shredder liking the aforementioned story
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
[ryan gosling voice] the poOzy
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fold @foldpls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
yea cream on it
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
someone left this hidden on my desk lmao (i have a lot of tchotchkes so who knows how long it has been there)
a hand holds a small plushie of gene from bob’s burgers wearing the hamburger suit
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ranchel @janvansike.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
finished my vaporeon cross stitch tonight!
a cross stitch of the pokemon vaporeon
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