Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 3hOf all the Englishisms we’ve come up have any been more unexplainable to foreign ears than when we used to say ‘Jimmy Hill’ when someone was lying? How would you even start making sense of that. 4282
Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026No Shreks though. Put Shreks on that list and watch your average flip upside down. 3110
Reposted by Jamie SmartAbigail @abigail.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I would like it acknowledged that I thought @jamiesmart.bsky.social was cool before he had massive posters of his latest book at tube stations. 😆 1293
Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Ohhhh WOW! That’s so cool! Now he needs to cover EVERYTHING in cardboard. 010
Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I went to Amazon for the reviews and they did not disappoint 0373
Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026“Have you chosen a cool name for our super swish spy car?” “Sure have boss, may I present the 79122
Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Sat in a hotel breakfast room and this man’s hand has been bothering me the entire time. 9332
Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026For the 5k they were going to send the dog to Noel the Supervet, so I guess that’s what you pay to be on telly. But yeah they all assume you’re on insurance and look a bit deflated when you say you’re not. I hope your cat’s doing okay! 110
Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026New Bunny Vs Monkey book is out now! Contains references and hidden quotes from the things I love! 3271
Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026When our dog broke his leg the vet said he’d need an operation which would cost 5k. On the advice of a friend I asked them to send the x rays to a different vet, who said no he doesn’t need an op at all, we’ll put it in a cast and let it heal naturally. Which worked 🤷🏻♂️ 130
Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Haha! Always makes me happy when people notice these bits, thank you. 010
Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Genuinely a brilliant book, will inspire as much as it will entertain 🫡 1144
Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Oh for goodness sake @the-phoenix-comic.bsky.social 😅 1572
Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Oh wow you probably know it better than I do by now! 000
Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026To celebrate the launch of Bunny Vs Monkey book twelve this week, there are posters for it all over the London Underground! If you spot one let me know! 😱 1243
Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026🚨 BUNNY VS MONKEY BOOK 12, DAY OF THE HEROES, IS OUT TODAYYYYYYY! Please enjoy tales of heroic daring, farts, supercomputers in underpants, zombies, giants, big jellies, and a spider hitting things with a spade. Available everywhere! Woop woop! 85610
Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Ohhhhh this is wonderful! Haha what a joy. I hope the show continues 👻 110
Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Why does my toothbrush have an app? I checked the app. All it told me was that I’d just brushed my teeth. 5220
Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026ISLE OF WIGHT! I’m coming to do a show at yours in February next year. It’s all part of the Isle of Wight story festival which looks brilliant and has loads of authors and events going on. If you fancy it, come along! Tickets HERE www.iwstoryfestival.com/jamie-smartiwstoryfestival.comJamie Smart | Isle of Wight Story Festival 084
Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I did one for the 2000AD anniversary book recently, but nothing involving houses or monopoly boards :( 010
Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026lol found an illustration I did for a magazine back in 2000. That’s some heavy gouache paint slapped on, I was still trying to work out how to control it around a page. 2271
Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I just heard a trailer for a podcast by the parents of a well-known comedian, and I’ve never wanted to sit in a dark room listening to the deafening sound of silence more than I did in that moment. 1240
Reposted by Jamie SmartMatt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the tech industry is about to invent books 573216014211
Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Why are all horror trailers playing that same noise in the background now? 000
Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Will there be an English doughnut faction one day? 100
Reposted by Jamie SmartNeill Cameron @neillcameron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Out TODAY! Attention, all American donut enjoyers! 🇺🇸🍩 1112
Reposted by Jamie SmartBookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores. 2854613342
Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Wonderful and brilliant. Inspired. And followed by a thousand laugh emojis of salty old men who can’t understand why everything isn’t made for them anymore. 8596
Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026They posted this on Facebook a while ago. I may or may not have left a shitty comment. 230
Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I really love these Mark Pingitore stickers I got, but I don’t want to spoil them by sticking them on anything. That’s silly isn’t it. Otherwise they’re just sitting on a shelf forever. 7251
Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026And here’s the poster you get if you come along. Super exclusive, lovely stock A3, and signed too 🥳 150
Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’m doing a live drawalong event in Bath on 2nd November as part of the literary festival! I think it’s going to be the biggest show I’ve done yet, and every attendee gets an exclusive poster. Here’s the flyer, that’s someone else’s hand, and here are the tickets www.bathforum.co.uk/whats-on/jam... 2115
Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026We watched the horror film Camp Miasma last night and it was great, I really like the director’s other films and their general handling of 90s ambient fuzz, but there was one extended scene in this in particular, set to a song I loved at college, which will stick with me for a long time. 1120