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James Rocker

@jamesrocker.bsky.social
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Programmer of things, automator of stuff, and cat dad. Literally just a guy. Profile by Schnumn, banner by @stasanie

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Livvy✨🚀🪨 @thatmothra.bsky.social · 16h
NEW PENGUIN DROPPED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
WILDLIFE
Amazing new penguin discovered for first time in over 100 years
Research represents evidence that the gentoo penguin is actually four genetically distinct species.
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James Rocker @jamesrocker.bsky.social · 6h
I am running out of ideas how to get new developers to actually engage their brains. I'll give Jira tickets I've made to AI agents, come back say it's done and expect me to review it when they haven't even tested it.
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Rafin @rafin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Scalli @viceandviolence.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There's a type of fungus called the Little Wizard noted for its long white stem and tall blue caps that look like wizard towers. Its gooey spores attach to the back of hard-shell insects to spread, giving the impression of a little magician on a quest during growth. Good in Dwarf Risotto.
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Djamila Knopf @djamilaknopf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I painted floating rain spirits. medium: Schmincke Horadam gouache
a traditional painting showing a girl standing on a rainy street crossing
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bogan bin chicken @bbchicken.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
hatsune miku w/ wires like lain
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Show your fun side. Back my new book, "FUN," on Kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Ari @orionsfannypack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i drew spyro trying to operate a forklift
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key-lime pie @keymonster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Soon… [ #art #illustration #mothkittens ]
A very fluffy moth man moth kitten.
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Dizzy @dizzyisverydizzy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a bird like her...
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Chris Scullion @scully1888.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Was looking at the Silent Hill Townfall concept art and my jaw dropped. Was back in my hometown tonight so I had to go and take a photo. There are many ways to mock my beloved Coatbridge, but “your home’s so miserable it was used as concept art for a Silent Hill game” is a new one for me
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Sea Scøpe @seascope27.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Credit Carp
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3453 is looking back
Bunnies sit at a table outside a cafe, called the Luna Cafe. It is on the surface of the moon, looking at a distant planet earth. They sip from mugs while a third bunny watches from a second floor balcony.
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 25/09/2026
Happy birthday Hades II!!! 🧡🐸
doodle of Melinoe hugging Frinos
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James Rocker @jamesrocker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hope these big tech orgs keep up with their current strategies. I've left Twitter, Spotify, stopped paying for Discord, stopped using Windows and I'm using a VPN 24/7. Like I don't wanna be THAT guy but my hand has been forced
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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James Rocker @jamesrocker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Come back to work a day before due to a call out from another engineers false positive alert. Immediately reminded how brain dead retail software projects are and how shit vibe coded makes things while I was gone
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Helixel @helixel-illustrations.com · 22/09/2026
@vgen.co commission for @roserosenfield.bsky.social !! #VgenComm / #HelixelArt / #DigitalArt
Digital monochrome piece of a short haired woman magically shuffling some tarot cards so they float in front of the viewer
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nothing is more demoralizing than professing your undying love to your cat and they just get up and leave mid-sentence. Okay you freeloading tyrant, I still meant everything I said, but also fuck you.
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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The sad part about having a pet is watching something that feels like your child grow up, then old and then begin to fade. The nice part for a pet is getting to live a good life then leave the world with their moms and dads still with them, taking care of them.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 21/09/2026
The problem with the modern day is that we’re so obsessed with subversive media and complex characterizations that you can’t even call someone a “good girl” anymore, you have to call them a “morally gray girl”
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
vampire penguin has forever to sew beautiful vampire capes
painting of a penguin with a vampire cape sewing another vampire cape in his studio
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Metro - Comms Full 🥲 @metro-cat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Since y’all liked the last FF9 character I drew, I wanted to do a follow-up with Zidane Tribal doing an ollie! 🛹🔥 #FF9 #FinalFantasyIX #MetroArt
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James Rocker @jamesrocker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Really jealous of all the people seeing resident evil. I am quite sensitive with on screen violence towards animals and it would be a day ruiner
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Metro - Comms Full 🥲 @metro-cat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I drew Freya Crescent from FF9 riding a skateboard while running a fever today.🤒 No reason. Just because. 😂🛹 #MetroArt #FF9
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
drew this in a drunken stupor
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Anna 🌿👁️ @annacwebs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Beautiful women named Jira are blowing up my phone 💖
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James Rocker @jamesrocker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Well guess twitter is dead to me. I have to use a VPN because UK government. I have to confirm I'm a human so I have to scan a QR code. Which then sends me an email code. Which then requires an Auth app code. Which finally requires verification on the app. I'm good. Bye
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Helixel @helixel-illustrations.com · 14/09/2026
Kofi Supporter reward for @jamesrocker.bsky.social of his fowldyr! The bunnies tumble and jive <3 #FowldyrArt / #HelixelArt
Black and white illustration of a jester character playing a small trumpet, three bunny-like characters along the bottom tumble in joy at the music he plays
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James Rocker @jamesrocker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Trying to gaslight my wife that our very clearly dying TV is fine and I don't need to spend £1k to replace it.
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James Rocker @jamesrocker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The cool thing about remakes is the original still exists and you can play it right now
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Deathburger @unitb378.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There is No Future The Future is Now
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James Rocker @jamesrocker.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dang. 3am after 5mg of melatonin. Like water off a ducks back
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 04/09/2026
my rules for system design: 1. try to avoid designing a system 2. if you find yourself stuck designing a system, make it a small one
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James Rocker @jamesrocker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Last day at work for several of my colleagues. I despise the way corporate people talk about firing people. "new normal", "change", "glad to have met you". Fuck you all. I'm not even impacted, but the smiles from directors, senior managers and heads of is sickening.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A picture of Brian with the text: 
I've tasted the 9-5 and I've tasted unemployment I recommend not being born
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f. lee @ Everfree NW @fleebites.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
avian august: underrated birds edition day 17: little blue penguin
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amos @fasterthanli.me · 31/08/2026
devops is short for devil ops
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Peaces✍🏻 @peaces.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Motoko Kusanagi
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Spotter (Edible) @ropistike.sheath.church · 27/08/2026
AI has completely killed whatever enthusiasm I had left for the "AAA" game industry. I'm so grateful there are indie devs out there that hate it too. There's a few series out there I might still take a look at, but if there's even a whiff of AI it'll be dead to me
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small funny @smallfunny.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hey, great hanging out with you guys! Just so you know, everything I said and did was a carefully calculated act of manipulation, but don't worry, I'm not an ensouled being so it's basically harmless. Y'know, like an NPC giving you quest hints. Anyway, see ya Monday!
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Neunian @neunian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Emotional support flies
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James Rocker @jamesrocker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The internet sucks when celebrities die
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Marko Bajlovic @marko.tech · 26/08/2026
State of SaaS
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𝕲𝖆𝖝 @gaxix.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐 𝕸𝖆𝖌𝖊
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James Rocker @jamesrocker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Body: 3am wake-up with a spiraling thought pattern and the requirement to eat 2000 calories of bread please
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hby's stuff @hby.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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James Rocker @jamesrocker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Looking at houses in the UK is crazy. Are you telling me in the outskirts of a mid city, people are asking £750k for sub 150sqft. Are you smoking crack?
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A penguin that travels the world working as a clown.
painting of a penguin dressed as a clown
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