James Rocker @jamesrocker.bsky.social · 6hI am running out of ideas how to get new developers to actually engage their brains. I'll give Jira tickets I've made to AI agents, come back say it's done and expect me to review it when they haven't even tested it. 310
Reposted by James RockerScalli @viceandviolence.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There's a type of fungus called the Little Wizard noted for its long white stem and tall blue caps that look like wizard towers. Its gooey spores attach to the back of hard-shell insects to spread, giving the impression of a little magician on a quest during growth. Good in Dwarf Risotto. 171920276
Reposted by James RockerDjamila Knopf @djamilaknopf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I painted floating rain spirits. medium: Schmincke Horadam gouache 12751219
Reposted by James RockerJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Show your fun side. Back my new book, "FUN," on Kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun 42616278
Reposted by James RockerAri @orionsfannypack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i drew spyro trying to operate a forklift 422702780
Reposted by James Rockerkey-lime pie @keymonster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Soon… [ #art #illustration #mothkittens ] 1829441056
Reposted by James RockerChris Scullion @scully1888.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Was looking at the Silent Hill Townfall concept art and my jaw dropped. Was back in my hometown tonight so I had to go and take a photo. There are many ways to mock my beloved Coatbridge, but “your home’s so miserable it was used as concept art for a Silent Hill game” is a new one for me 312582659
Reposted by James RockerWill Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Daily bunny no.3453 is looking back 163979940
Reposted by James Rockershaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position 3369141786
Reposted by James Rockermaddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 25/09/2026Happy birthday Hades II!!! 🧡🐸 113157676
James Rocker @jamesrocker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I hope these big tech orgs keep up with their current strategies. I've left Twitter, Spotify, stopped paying for Discord, stopped using Windows and I'm using a VPN 24/7. Like I don't wanna be THAT guy but my hand has been forced 140
Reposted by James RockerPip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻 106195156508
James Rocker @jamesrocker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Come back to work a day before due to a call out from another engineers false positive alert. Immediately reminded how brain dead retail software projects are and how shit vibe coded makes things while I was gone 031
Reposted by James RockerHelixel @helixel-illustrations.com · 22/09/2026@vgen.co commission for @roserosenfield.bsky.social !! #VgenComm / #HelixelArt / #DigitalArt 4427100
Reposted by James RockerHillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Nothing is more demoralizing than professing your undying love to your cat and they just get up and leave mid-sentence. Okay you freeloading tyrant, I still meant everything I said, but also fuck you. 46113466
Reposted by James RockerJack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The sad part about having a pet is watching something that feels like your child grow up, then old and then begin to fade. The nice part for a pet is getting to live a good life then leave the world with their moms and dads still with them, taking care of them. 1284385347
Reposted by James RockerLady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 21/09/2026The problem with the modern day is that we’re so obsessed with subversive media and complex characterizations that you can’t even call someone a “good girl” anymore, you have to call them a “morally gray girl” 201454263
Reposted by James RockerGuilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026vampire penguin has forever to sew beautiful vampire capes 2402133
Reposted by James RockerMetro - Comms Full 🥲 @metro-cat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Since y’all liked the last FF9 character I drew, I wanted to do a follow-up with Zidane Tribal doing an ollie! 🛹🔥 #FF9 #FinalFantasyIX #MetroArt 02516
James Rocker @jamesrocker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Really jealous of all the people seeing resident evil. I am quite sensitive with on screen violence towards animals and it would be a day ruiner 010
Reposted by James RockerMetro - Comms Full 🥲 @metro-cat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I drew Freya Crescent from FF9 riding a skateboard while running a fever today.🤒 No reason. Just because. 😂🛹 #MetroArt #FF9 4533111409
Reposted by James Rockerthey made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026drew this in a drunken stupor 10482881021
Reposted by James RockerAnna 🌿👁️ @annacwebs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Beautiful women named Jira are blowing up my phone 💖 1216019
James Rocker @jamesrocker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Well guess twitter is dead to me. I have to use a VPN because UK government. I have to confirm I'm a human so I have to scan a QR code. Which then sends me an email code. Which then requires an Auth app code. Which finally requires verification on the app. I'm good. Bye 180
Reposted by James RockerHelixel @helixel-illustrations.com · 14/09/2026Kofi Supporter reward for @jamesrocker.bsky.social of his fowldyr! The bunnies tumble and jive <3 #FowldyrArt / #HelixelArt 312334
James Rocker @jamesrocker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Trying to gaslight my wife that our very clearly dying TV is fine and I don't need to spend £1k to replace it. 120
James Rocker @jamesrocker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The cool thing about remakes is the original still exists and you can play it right now 021
Reposted by James RockerDeathburger @unitb378.bsky.social · 08/09/2026There is No Future The Future is Now 214226
James Rocker @jamesrocker.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Dang. 3am after 5mg of melatonin. Like water off a ducks back 110
Reposted by James Rockerdorian @doriantaylor.com · 04/09/2026my rules for system design: 1. try to avoid designing a system 2. if you find yourself stuck designing a system, make it a small one 2862054
James Rocker @jamesrocker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Last day at work for several of my colleagues. I despise the way corporate people talk about firing people. "new normal", "change", "glad to have met you". Fuck you all. I'm not even impacted, but the smiles from directors, senior managers and heads of is sickening. 010
Reposted by James Rockerf. lee @ Everfree NW @fleebites.bsky.social · 01/09/2026avian august: underrated birds edition day 17: little blue penguin 3511162
Reposted by James RockerSpotter (Edible) @ropistike.sheath.church · 27/08/2026AI has completely killed whatever enthusiasm I had left for the "AAA" game industry. I'm so grateful there are indie devs out there that hate it too. There's a few series out there I might still take a look at, but if there's even a whiff of AI it'll be dead to me 51189
Reposted by James Rockersmall funny @smallfunny.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Hey, great hanging out with you guys! Just so you know, everything I said and did was a carefully calculated act of manipulation, but don't worry, I'm not an ensouled being so it's basically harmless. Y'know, like an NPC giving you quest hints. Anyway, see ya Monday! 0673158
James Rocker @jamesrocker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Body: 3am wake-up with a spiraling thought pattern and the requirement to eat 2000 calories of bread please 110
James Rocker @jamesrocker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Looking at houses in the UK is crazy. Are you telling me in the outskirts of a mid city, people are asking £750k for sub 150sqft. Are you smoking crack? 120
Reposted by James RockerGuilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026A penguin that travels the world working as a clown. 10889331