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James Fritz

@jamesfritz.bsky.social
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Old Man Yells at Crowd out 7/25 on ASpecialThing records * perfectly rated comedian * adult swim * hbomax * The Frankie Quinones Show pod

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James Fritz @jamesfritz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
And I’m proud to eat a horse again Where at least I know it’s meat 🇺🇸
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Joe McAdam @joemcadam.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
im not a huge red hot chili peppers guy but theres kinda no fucking with the lyric, "do a little dance and then you drink a little water"
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Brian Finucane @bcfinucane.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
If you’re considering whether terms like ethnic cleansing or pogrom might be applicable to impending government action, there could be a problem.
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James Fritz @jamesfritz.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Trump DOJ opening an investigation to prove Knicks actually won the game.
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James Fritz @jamesfritz.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Spurs Thunder so good so far I just got a notification from myself to watch Diary of a Country Priest and ignored that shit
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James Fritz @jamesfritz.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I might not be cool on the internet but three people in my life messaged me today personally about the death of Clarence Carter. RIP Back Door Santa
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James Fritz @jamesfritz.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Me watching day 5 cable news coverage of the White House correspondents dinner
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James Fritz @jamesfritz.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Me thinking me not gettin figgy pudding to me tinkin maybe figgy pudding to me hearin’ im gettin figgy pudding!
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People’s City Council - Los Angeles @pplscitycouncil.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Karen Bass is proposing a $124 million increase to the LAPD's operational budget. This would bring their total budget to north of $3.6 billion
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James Fritz @jamesfritz.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
It’s my birthday week and I live in LA and I hate to ask for favors or take advantage of more famous/connected friends but if ANYONE can hook it up it’s been a lifelong dream of mine to punch John Krasinski in the face.
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James Fritz @jamesfritz.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
A whole civilization will die tonight
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James Fritz @jamesfritz.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Gonna have a listening party at the Hollywood Bowl this May
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.
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James Fritz @jamesfritz.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Watching that Rob Schneider CPAC set makes me want to write tighter emails to Adam Sandler.
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James Fritz @jamesfritz.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Trump shitting his diaper “Thank you for your attention to this splatter”
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James Fritz @jamesfritz.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Insane to me that people still defend the richest country in the history of the world that made The Fabulous Baker Boys that now bombs schoolchildren as a rule, protects pedophiles like it’s breathing, has a bigger wealth gap than the gilded age, and you can’t even stream The Fabulous Baker Boys.
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James Fritz @jamesfritz.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Because they’re cool as fuck? www.jezebel.com/birds-collec...
jezebel.com
Why Birds Around the World All Seem to Be Collecting Cigarettes
It seems that by lacing their nests with cigarette butts, several species of birds have learned to keep pests and parasites away.
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James Fritz @jamesfritz.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Our most recent gen 2 trillion dollar plane program. You will not have health care. You will not have good schools. You will not own a home. You will not be able to afford to travel. You will work until you drop dead in debt or you will be in a jail cell. Anything else is socialism.
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James Fritz @jamesfritz.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Make America (the)Great(Satan) Again
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James Fritz @jamesfritz.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
New White House ad 🎶Put the Boots on the Ground🎶 To the tune of Let the Bodies Hit the Floor
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James Fritz @jamesfritz.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I thought Train Dreams was a Diddy biopic.
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James Fritz @jamesfritz.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Every comedy special should be called Clowns Ignorining the Genocide or Why Rogan’s Famous
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James Fritz @jamesfritz.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
In other news we also bombed Ecuador today. I assume because we heard some little girls were running around feeling joy for a second there too
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James Fritz @jamesfritz.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Look I’m not saying every comic I know doing the harm-reduction argument two years out from the primaries while the Democratic Party is the only thing on earth with an approval rating lower than Donald Trump comes from a comfortable family,
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James Fritz @jamesfritz.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I, for one, am SHOCKED the leaders of both parties that allowed cops to harass parents of Uvalde victims without a word also are currently not mentioning this.
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James Fritz @jamesfritz.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Jeremy Scahill is the only journalist who I’m positive hasn’t lied to me for 25 years. Always listen to him. youtu.be/t-5fGGhva0c?...
youtu.be
Hasan Talks To Jeremy Scahill On US & Israel Attack Iran | HasanAbi Archive
YouTube video by HasanAbi Archive
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Mythic 🦊 @mythicalredfox.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist
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James Fritz @jamesfritz.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Dick Cheney’s preferred candidate wouldn’t have started a war in the Middle East.
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James Fritz @jamesfritz.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Heard the unbiased legitimate down the middle mainstream news call a 13 year old child victim of a global pedophile ring a “young woman” for the one hundredth day in a row tonight.
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James Fritz @jamesfritz.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Stacey King deserves so much better man. He and Adam Amin are the best broadcasting team in the league and they have to watch this shit year after year. It’d be like the city of Chicago strapping Roger Ebert to a chair and making him watch Porky’s every day.
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Frederick Deknatel @freddydeknatel.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
"This is the Epstein class in all its glory. It’s an elite that schemes to remain as unaccountable for sexual crimes as it does for corporate crimes. It has its own hierarchy of friends and foes, and it will defend those friends no matter what they do, while the spoils of privilege flow."
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James Fritz @jamesfritz.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
RIP Jesse Jackson. He saw y’all promising your vote to Gavin Newsom two and half years from now and was like I’m out
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James Fritz @jamesfritz.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I find some hope knowing somewhere in this vast country there’s an all female hardcore band forming right now called Bondi’s Burn Book
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James Fritz @jamesfritz.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Dear Pam Bondi, I’ve had better JFL auditions
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James Fritz @jamesfritz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Replacing Rosie Perez dancing in the opening credits of Do the Right Thing with Kid Rock in those little cutoffs to stick it to woke.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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James Fritz @jamesfritz.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
But Trump said we’ve stopped all the immigrants from coming in now? You know, the ones who were taking all our jobs. Weird. www.thedailybeast.com/layoffs-unde...
thedailybeast.com
Layoffs Under Trump Rocket to Worst January Levels Since Great Recession
Trump said just a few weeks ago that the economy is the “greatest economy in the history of the world.”
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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
“Not at all” For people out here believing Homan is some sort of savior, and acting like anything anyone in this regime says can be counted on
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James Fritz @jamesfritz.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
To be remembered this way. Boers and Bernstein was literally the funniest radio show in Chicago and it was a sports show. RIP to damn legend. youtu.be/Ear3mq7pb8s?...
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Dan Bernstein remembers Terry Boers: 'Every time you think of the damn guy, you're laughing'
YouTube video by 670 The Score
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Just started doing new data analysis and I know I keep saying this, but: I really, really don't think people appreciate how much this moral panic was a deliberate and extremely expensive invention.
news articles about trans people based on keyword, left is cnn, right is fox. fox has  10x as many
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Mr. Buddy @alexfirer.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I keep reposting this article, but statistically and historically it's basically a given.
en.wikipedia.org
Mass suicides in Nazi Germany - Wikipedia
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James Fritz @jamesfritz.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
ICE sucks so bad that CBS doesn’t even have a prime time drama about it
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
these are.... confessions
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James Fritz @jamesfritz.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
This is just like how I won Best Stand-up in The Chicago Reader in 2011
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
JUST NOW: Rep. @brotherjones.bsky.social arrives at the start of the new Tennessee legislative session with a huge “ABOLISH ICE” flag
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Gavin Newsom has terrible political instincts. Cozying up to racists like Charlie Kirk. Attacking trans kids. Defending billionaires. When left to his own devices he always picks the wrong path.
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