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James Elsender

@jameselsender.bsky.social
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30-something. Enjoy running 🏃‍♂️ & cooking 👨‍🍳. Getting married in 2025. Apparently, I'm now a cat 🐈 & a dog 🐕 person. Nerd 🤓.

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Will Sebag-Montefiore @wsebag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How to be a right wing grifter
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Republic @republiccampaign.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The royals only have power through mythology and control. Led By Donkeys co-founder Oliver Knowles on an alternative to royalty. #AbolishTheMonarchy
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James Elsender @jameselsender.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Eww Gross 🤢
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Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 07/10/2026
The Tories want an Iron Dome?
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Archer’s resignation from the London mayoral race after it was revealed he lied in court was the thing that got Paul Foot up from his sickbed and contributing again, having first started chronicling Archer’s lies and misdemeanours in 1969. From the Private Eye archive. Issue 992, December 1999.
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James Elsender @jameselsender.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maybe he considered such a task to be above his pay grade..?
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Republic @republiccampaign.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Half billion royals. That's what they are - stealing your cash. #AbolishTheMonarchy
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James Elsender @jameselsender.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Erm... I think you'll find that bosses getting paid millions of pounds in bonuses IS a success for the tories. Fnar fnar fnar
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aidThompsin (live, fridays @ 19:30) @aidthompsin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Of those 71, Lib Dems *took* SIXTY directly from the Conservatives. And since then Kemi hasn’t had a poll lead for even one single week. Why are we reading all this coverage about what she’s going to do when she’s PM?
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The Marsh Family @marshfamilysongs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here's a parody about the price of gas having soared (with everything else) since the Iran war, called "Gasoline". It's adapted from the classic "Jolene" by the incredible Dolly Parton who sadly died a few weeks ago, but left an incredible legacy of music, generosity & heart ❤️ youtu.be/WhwPBlI4u0A
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"Gasoline" - Marsh Family parody of "Jolene" by Dolly Parton, on the rising cost of fuel & inflation
YouTube video by Marsh Family
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Peter Murphy @peterwmurphy1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The UK Daily Mail obviously did not like the results of its own poll. Its own graphic portrays 75% as less than 50%. #UKPolitics #Brexit #EuropeanUnion
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James Elsender @jameselsender.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The people who can't (or don't want to) hold two ideas in their head at once are really going to struggle with the last three points here!
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James Elsender @jameselsender.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't know if it actually does make the party discriminatory. But it will certainly be accused and judged so. I dread to think how the right wing media are going to use this.
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James Elsender @jameselsender.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The "COYQ" was an interesting choice.
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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 03/10/2026
Farage is a sitting MP and yet he is allowed to have his own show on GB News. More than 8,000 people have signed the petition to demand that Ofcom take immediate action. Help us reach 10,000 signatures. 📊
bestforbritain.org
Farage on GB News: Demand that Ofcom takes immediate action - Best for Britain
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James Elsender @jameselsender.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Surely you weren't expecting competency from the tories..?
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James Elsender @jameselsender.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yes, but if they included it they would also have to include a link to a petition to make hospital food worse.
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James Elsender @jameselsender.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Reform uk party ltd is manifestly a danger to our country.
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've been a member of the lobby for well over a decade. Not a single one of my lobby colleagues has said a word about the Conservatives banning me from their conferences, without any explanation. Contrast with the US where even Fox News stood in solidarity when Trump banned news outlets he disliked
bylinetimes.com
Kemi Badenoch's Conservatives Block Byline Times From Conference After Condemning Reform for Journalist Ban
The ban comes just weeks after the Conservative leader called Reform's barring of critical journalists from their conference an "authoritarian" attack on the free press
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James Elsender @jameselsender.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😡 Is that BROWN bread!? 😡
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James Elsender @jameselsender.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pretty sure that whenever you "invest" in something, it comes with a warning that your investment can go up as well as down.
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James Elsender @jameselsender.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Genuinely insane headline to write. Not even a semblance of simply reporting facts. Without genuine press reform we are in real trouble.
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James Elsender @jameselsender.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What about those of us who have both? We have 2 cats and a dog. Does this mean I have to get a second dog..?
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James Elsender @jameselsender.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saw this and thought: My guys, 59-26 was definitely NOT entertaining. It was too one-sided so I flicked over to watch the rugby league play off that evening.
Excerpt from BBC Sport: 
...with an average of more than 10 [tries] per game and four players claiming hat-tricks as spectators were royally entertained.

Contributing two of those scores was Christian Wade for Newcastle Red Bulls in their 59-26 loss at Northampton Saints
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Miranda Dickinson @wurdsmyth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh HELL no, #Audible. So you're going to not only steal my characters, infringing my copyright and IP, but you're also going to steal the voices of my brilliant audiobook narrators for your utterly crap AI chatbot? Get - and I say this with my whole heart - IN THE SEA! #NoAI
A headline from an online news article that reads: "Audible will soon let you talk to audiobook characters with a new AI feature."
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James Elsender @jameselsender.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And yet, for some reason, they tried to sell the line "go woke, go broke"
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
GB News exists only to drive the UK further right and radicalise the elderly and unwary, who get sucked in with 1980s daytime TV stars and nostalgia, and drip fed fear, anger, hate to make them xenophobic enough to vote for a man like Nigel Farage who serves only himself and his rotten backers.
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Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
New GB News accounts are out. Here are their losses to date. Or "spent political donations" if you prefer
Line chart titled 'GB News has lost £142m to date', showing cumulative losses in pounds rising steadily from around £3m in 2020/1 to £142m by 2025. The red line climbs most steeply between 2021/2 and 2023/4, reaching roughly £110m, then flattens as growth slows towards £142m. A note states the latest figures cover the seven-month period to 31 December 2025. Chart by Press Gazette, source: Companies House
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James Elsender @jameselsender.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ohhh, we forgot to flick on the "economy goes gangbusters" switch. Oopsie. How silly. 🤷
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James Elsender @jameselsender.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whenever this comes up my mind goes to cases like Andrew Malkinson. 17 years in prison for a crime some say should be punishable by death. Then after many appeals it is eventually proven that he didn't do it. If he was killed there would have been no reason to finally find the true perpetrator.
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James Elsender @jameselsender.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The whole reporting of "early" is a falsehood anyway. They would have been released early before. Now they have just changed the timing so they are released (on conditions I should add) earlier than they previously would have been.
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James Elsender @jameselsender.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Am I supposed to laugh? Should I pity this level of stupid? Seriously, I'm adrift here...
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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James Elsender @jameselsender.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don't threaten me with a good time!
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James Elsender @jameselsender.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It will play badly because people will be told it plays badly.
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James Elsender @jameselsender.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
RW papers: Loony lefty in kitty kink shame.
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James Elsender @jameselsender.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oooh the finger wagging! What a gross little man. Nice point to end on there though!
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Prem Sikka @premnsikka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Schools forced to shut amid burst Thames Water pipe ‘leaking 750 litres a second. TW infrastructure has average age of 79 years. Industry average is 56 years. 40% of TW assets are over 100 years old. Profits siphoned-off, investment neglected, execs rewarded, customers fleeced
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Schools forced to shut amid burst Thames Water pipe ‘leaking 750 litres a second’
Leak causes outages and low pressure in parts of London and Surrey, affecting 6,000 properties and leaving some without water
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The Lady Lucy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇬🇱🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🐾🐕 @lucyarnold.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well the obvious answer as to why they were arrested and the released on bail is that there wasnt enough evidence to hold them beyond the legal time period. The obvious answer to the UK and US giving different accounts is that the US has dementia riddled maligant narcissist as their leader.
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James Elsender @jameselsender.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, that mostly seems to depend on whether the suspects are white or brown.
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James Elsender @jameselsender.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Why Don't We Have Both?
Alt: Why Don't We Have Both?
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aidThompsin (live, fridays @ 19:30) @aidthompsin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Burnham is right about all that. It's gross how we've allowed that part of your life to become some brittle, unknown, risky fucking death bin. People should have dignity. And the people who work in that sector should be shown gratitude and respect.
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James Elsender @jameselsender.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Was this the real reason the air was found to be so much cleaner..?
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James Elsender @jameselsender.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes, but, as we now know, a group of men gathering together & wearing balaclavas must obviously have totally legitimate concerns. So, thats all fine actually.
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James Elsender @jameselsender.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"It's a public train" Errr yes, so put some headphones on if you want to listen to something. Obviously. It's definitely the other passenger that is out of kilter on this, not you.
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aidThompsin (live, fridays @ 19:30) @aidthompsin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why is Raise The Colours Ryan Bridge asking for lawyer money when he owns A FUCKING LEGAL FIRM
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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James Elsender @jameselsender.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Do you have any confidence at all that Labour could (or would even want to) form a "left coalition"?
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James Elsender @jameselsender.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A cynic would say that is the system working as intended...
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James Elsender @jameselsender.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes but they only value their own liberty. They want the masses to be subservient.
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