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Jalzahn

@jalzahn.bsky.social
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PNGTuber, Retired Professional Minion, Dad joke enthusiast, and Twitch Affiliate. I dispense wisdom upon request and threaten with bad puns and Dad jokes on a whim. twitch.tv/jalzahn Model: ArtBatte Banner: @stellinaabruzzese.bsky.social

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🍄Pink Puca the Shape-Shifter!🍄 @pinkpuca.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Its time for another #wow_partner giveaway! In celebration of the World of Warcraft Curse of Ula'tek patch going live this week, I have a Stoneforged Sentinel mount code to giveaway! To Enter: 💗 Follow! 💗 Repost! 💗 Comment your current class! Open to all regions, ends 13th Aug! Goodluck!
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🍄Pink Puca the Shape-Shifter!🍄 @pinkpuca.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Clos Giveaway day continues here on Bluesky! This weekend I am giving away a Meeksi Teatuft code! To Enter: 🌙Follow me! 🌙Repost! Ends this Sunday! Code is open to all regions! Thank you again Blizzard and WoW for the code! #wow_partner #wowambassador #ad
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🍄Pink Puca the Shape-Shifter!🍄 @pinkpuca.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
FRIENDOS! Its giveaway time! In celebration of the Burning Crusade's Classic Anniversary Pre-Patch going live, I'm giving away one Outland Epic Pack! To Enter: ✅ Follow ❤️ Like 🔁 Repost 🗨️Comment what your favourite zone is from TBC? 🌙Winner drawn 18th Jan! Open to all regions! #WoW_Partner
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Oh HELL yes
Screenshot of an announcement from SESAME WORKSHOP.
The Sesame Street library is coming to YouTube!
Beginning in January 2026, YouTube will have the largest digital library of Sesame Street content, with hundreds of full episodes coming to the Sesame Street channels.
Join us as we help children
everywhere grow smarter, stronger, and kinder, one episode at a time.
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
If you see this, post a character with white hair.
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a close up of a person 's face with purple flowers in the background
ALT: a close up of a person 's face with purple flowers in the background
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✨🫧jennifer🫧✨ @rainbowkitties.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Protect your peace.
You don't have to correct every story.
You don't have to win every argument.
You don't have to prove your worth.
The right people already see you.
Those who don't?
They were never meant to have front-row seats anyway.
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Paul Jessup @pauljessup.com · 15/07/2025
LOL
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Pooka can also appear as rabbits. That's why in the movie "Harvey" he's described as "a six foot tall rabbit." 😉
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I mean, you need a lot of energy for those...
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John @localcelebrity.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Holy crap. These are officially licensed with proceeds going to the Corporation for Public Broadcasting! #PBSisPUNK twocrowcollective.com/collections/...
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PBS is Punk Distressed Tee
Official licensed merchandise. ‘PBS’ and the ‘PBS logo’ are trademarks of the Public Broadcasting Service and are used with permission. All rights reserved. PRE-ORDER INFO: This is a pre-order item, a...
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🍄Pink Puca the Shape-Shifter!🍄 @pinkpuca.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
My darlings! Mists of Pandaria Classic’s will be releasing on July 21st! In celebration, I am giving away one The Sha-Infused Heroic Pack! Two mounts, a toy, a pet and a mog!? Whoop! To enter: 💗Follow 💗Repost 💗Name your favourite expansion! EU ONLY! Closes 10th July! #Wow_Partner #MoPClassic
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Thank you, Grandpa. My Mom never got to meet you, but we're/they're still looking for you. I hope you can come home soon.
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Dr. Glenn Patrick Doyle @drdoylesays.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
One reason why pets can be so powerfully healing for trauma survivors in recovery is, they demonstrate to us that love doesn't have to be "earned," conditional, or fraught. That we can both love & be loved, just because. That's a very, very new concept for many survivors.
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
In an ocean of regret, I have found a pearl of hope. -Jalzahn
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Some people like to say "there's is no such as a perfect movie." They are wrong.
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a man in a mask is standing next to a woman in a field and saying as you wish my lady .
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SubRosa )✿( Magick (chat to book a reading) @subrosamagick.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Claim it and repost 🐈‍⬛
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Thank you all for coming to the stream today. I had to start early to get stuff done. We had a bit of a rough time battling today. We raided into @gazbanggoblin.bsky.social. Thank you!
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
So, I had a good therapy session today. It seems like I'm going into a phase of my life. I don't know what I'll be doing with streaming or my Twitch channel. I'll discuss it on Saturday before I start my Fairy type play through.
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
As seen on the internet: "The Lord moves in mysterious ways. You don't have to! Use your blinker."
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
In case you need it...
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
My favorite bit!
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Veruca has returned home. I won't be streaming this week. I'll do my best to stream next week.
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Quote of the Day! 😅
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
And I do it on stream.
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Charlie ✨✍️🔞 @brainrotspice.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
🗣️1.5k follower GIVEAWAY🗣️ I’m giving away a one month subscription to my Patreon, along with a character art commission! To participate, follow me and reskeet this post. Simple as that! You have until March 20th, 8pm EST to join, I’ll announce the winners then! Thanks again! 😘
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
NO WARRIOR CAN FIGHT ALONE. ASK FOR HELP IF YOU NEED IT.
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
It looks like on Monday we're going to have to say "Goodbye" to our Veruca. She's not doing well. I'm not going to be streaming next week.
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
New clip from today's stream. clips.twitch.tv/PoisedHeadst...
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Jalzahn - Come with me!!
Watch Jalzahn's clip titled
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Mood.
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Yup...
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Is it too much to ask?
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I'm waiting on good times too...
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
@cryshard1.bsky.social and I are plotting and scheming something for tomorrow. So, keep your eyes open... 😈
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I mean... >_><_<
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
As "good" as the original Quote is, and as much as I'd like to keep it around as a reminder, it's misinformation, and it's still getting attention. I'm deleting the post.
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
After watching my misinformation post blow up and watching the positive posts for the Quote of the Day die, I've decided to discontinue Quote of the Day. I'll figure something else out. Thank you.
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Mood.
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I think for the Quote of the Day, I'm going to stick to more positive sources for quotes. Fred Rogers, Steve Irwin, Bob Ross, Robin Williams, etc.
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Quote of the Day! March 4, 2025 (Probably a repost.)
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
It seems that this post is incorrect. I have made a mistake. I also did not do my due diligence in looking into possible other interpretations and uses. For that, I apologize. I'll do better in the future. I'm leaving this post up as a reminder for me. Thank you.
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Honestly, be weird. Be abnormal. Be yourself. Don't let anyone force you into a box. Unless you're into that shit. Who am I to judge?
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Quote of the Day! March 2, 2025
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
If anyone needs a boost today...
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Super upset. My internet is as stable as a psychotic on speed and LSD. I'm not going to be able to stream today. Sorry, folks. I'm looking at Tuesday or Wednesday for a make up stream.
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Quote of the Day! March 1, 2025
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
If you hang around me long enough, this WILL happen.
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Quote of the Day! February 28, 2025
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Jalzahn @jalzahn.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
@themidnightlibrary.bsky.social do y'all know of any places?
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