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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ferrari continuing to ensure Hamilton is not part of the Championship conversation. Wild! #F1 #AzerbaijanGP
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Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Q. How do you get in touch with a Penguin? A. Give him a ‘wing’.
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Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Q. What do Penguins like to wear on the beach? A. A Beak-ini.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Man who supported Brexit then fucked off to Monaco to avoid contributing a penny of his £15 billion fortune to public services makes the mistake of thinking anyone gives a shit what he thinks.
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Possibly in need of a replacement for Jair Cunha if he’s not declared fit for #GW5 Never thought I’d see the day I’d consider a Fulham defender, but Castagne given the fixtures? 👀 #FPL #FPLCommunity
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Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Q. How did the Penguin pass his driving test? A. He winged it!
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Gibbs-White a shout for captaincy over the Norwegian Meat Shield? 🧐 #FPL #FPLCommunity #GW5
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Can’t say I’m the biggest fan of this track…. #F1 #SpanishGP
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Laura Webster @lauraewebster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We have made a full documentary about what really happened at Reform conference. If you only watch a bit of it please make it these 39 seconds. You won't regret it.
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Limping in with 42 points for #GW3 🫡 Can’t grumble defensively, good to see Konsa is a starter now too 🤘 Early thoughts are to either do Cherki -> Rogers. But I love him! 🥰 So maybe Foden & Wissa to Roger’s & Barry (0.3 itb). #FPL #FPLCommunity
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Stunning drive from Antonelli! 👏👏🇮🇹 #F1 #ItalianGP
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Russel under investigation for a yellow flag infringement. We all know what means…. 5 second penalty to Hamilton. #F1 #ItalianGP
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hamilton had little to lose pitting under the VSC. Shame he didn’t in hindsight. #F1 #ItalianGP
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is magnificent! 👏👏👏 #F1 #ItalianGP
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
GASLY!!! 🤯 #F1 #ItalianGP
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Wasn’t expecting a Foden benching so soon. He’s looked good too! #FPL #FPLCommunity
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
117 Points all out in #GW2 That Bruno swing was wild! 🤣 Madness to think I’ve activated the Wildcard after this, but all part of the plan 🤘 #FPL #FPLCommunity
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Not keen on this benching, DCL I’m fine with, but Gvardiol 🤔 #FPL #FPLCommunity #GW2
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
58 points all out for #GW1 Bench boost could have been more but for Thiago fluffing a Schade assisted Pen 🤌 But all good. BB out the way & a bit of fact finding before the early WC. #FPL #FPLCommunity
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Lucky lucky Russell. If it wasn’t a VSC it would have been a 5 second penalty for Hamilton anyway. #F1 #DutchGP
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
That’s an outrageous VSC!!! Hamilton was literally about to take George! #F1 #DutchGP
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
He’s just a terrible teammate George. #F1 #DutchGP
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
For all the praise McLaren are being given for their job with Norris, let’s not forget they absolutely butchered Piastri’s race. #F1 #DutchGP
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sod off George 🤣 #F1 #DutchGP
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Couldn’t Ferrari have just told Leclerc to let Hamilton by instead of pitting him? #F1 #DutchGP
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is stupid from Leclerc. They’re not even on the same strategy. #F1 #DutchGP
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hamilton could get himself on the podium here! #F1 #DutchGP
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Magnificent Midfield Madness!! 👏👏👏 #F1 #DutchGP
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Completely missed the fact Williams are quietly having a good race. Finally! #F1 #DutchGP
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Piastri looked the best positioned out of the top 3. What was the point of putting on the Hards. Unbelievable what they’ve just done to him. #F1 #DutchGP
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
They’ve done Piastri dirty there! #F1 #DutchGP
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We might not have rain, but the difference in tyres should make this interesting! #F1 #DutchGP
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
That was short lived 😔
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Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Q. What did the Penguin get from the Genie in the lamp? A. Three Fishes.
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The rain becoming the hero we didn’t know we needed! 🙌 #F1 #DutchGP
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Spanners @spannersready.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Never felt less general buzz for a grand prix Sunday 😆 That sprint seems to have killed all anticipation or excitement for race day
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is not a track for a Sprint Race…. #F1 #DutchGP
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Comrades 🫡 Made this team over a week ago and never deviated. #BB active & an early WC when more info presents itself 🤘 #GW1 #FPL #FPLCommunity
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I don’t think Gabriel is an option if the referees actually follow the new rules 🤣 #FPL #FPLCommunity
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Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Q. Why did the Penguin make a fish pun? A. Just for the Halibut!
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Finally had a dabble at putting a draft together having listened to the opinions of the glorious #FPLCommunity The only thing a certainty at this stage is #BB #GW1 #FPL
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Troy Williamson Chin, take a bow! Jesus! #Boxing #WilliamsonSimpson
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
That right eye of Tyler Denny has Kell Brook vibes. Orbital bone? Beautiful from Walsh regardless! #Boxing #Zuffa
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This Ward v Kasparian has been a tidy knock. Both look absolutely done! #Boxing #Zuffa
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Zombie ring walk 🎵🎵👏👏
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Itauma v Hrgovic is a great fight. But PPV on a platform you need to subscribe to in the first place? Not a chance. Cheeky from DAZN. That alongside an average undercard is becoming normal again sadly. #Boxing
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Jake Hay @jakeyfantastic.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Frazer Clarke looks in the best shape I’ve ever seen him! Although compared to his opponent, that’s not difficult 😂 #Boxing #DAZN
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Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Q. What do you call a Fish without an eye? A. Fsh.
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Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Q. Where do you find out the weight of a Whale? A. At the whale-weigh station!
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