Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Q. What does a Penguin eat on its birthday? A. Fish cakes! 021
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Q. Why are Penguins so difficult to get along with? A. Because they’re always fishing for compliments. 000
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Q. What do you call a cold Penguin? A. A brrr-d. 042
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Q. Why did the Penguin cross the road? A. To go with the floe. 010
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Q. What do Penguins like to wear on the beach? A. A Beak-ini. 022
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Q. How do you get in touch with a Penguin? A. Give him a ‘wing’. 143
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Q. What do you call a Penguin with no I? A. A Pengun. 020
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Q. Why did the Penguin enter the theatre? A. Because he wanted to get into snow-business. 010
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Q. How did the Penguin pass his driving test? A. He winged it! 042
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Q. What do you call a happy Penguin? A. A Pen-Grin. 021
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Q. What did the Penguin get from the Genie in the lamp? A. Three Fishes. 032
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Q. Why did the Penguin make a fish pun? A. Just for the Halibut! 021
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Q. Why was the Penguin so good at juggling ice cubes? A. It was freezy peasy. 010
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Q. What’s a Penguins favourite Dog? A. A Bichon Freeze 010
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Q. How does a Penguin make pancakes? A. With its Flippers! 020
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Q. What do you call a Fish without an eye? A. Fsh. 092
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Q. What do you call a snowman with a suntan? A. A puddle! 033
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Q. What is a Penguins favourite party game? A. Sardines! 031
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Q. Where do you find out the weight of a Whale? A. At the whale-weigh station! 023
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Q. What do Penguin nuclear scientists eat? A. Fission Chips! 032
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Q. What’s Black, White and Red? A. A Penguin with sunburn. 042
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Q. What do you call fifty Penguins in Leicester Square? A. Lost! 031
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Q. What do you call a Penguin policeman? A. The old bill. 022
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Q. Why are Igloos round? A. So that Penguins can’t hide in the corners. 021
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Q. Where do Penguins go to dance? A. At the snow ball. 031
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Q. What has three wheels and travels along the bottom of the ocean? A. A Motor-Pike and Side-Carp. 022
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Q. How did the Penguin pass his driving test? A. He winged it! 022
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Q. What do you call a happy Penguin? A. A Pen-Grin! 021
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Q. What did the Penguin get from the Genie in the lamp? A. Three Fishes. 042
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Q. Why did the Penguin make a fish pun? A. Just for the Halibut! 033
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Q. What’s a Penguins favourite Dog? A. A Bichon Freeze 021
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Q. How does a Penguin make pancakes? A. With its Flippers! 022
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Q. What do you call a Fish without an eye? A. Fsh. 021
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Q. What do you call a Snowman with a suntan? A. A puddle! 022
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Q. What was the name of the Emperor Penguin? A. Julius Freezer! 022
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Q. Why don’t you ever see Penguins in Great Britain? A. Because they’re scared of Wales! 042
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Q. Why did the Penguin cross the ocean? A. To get to the other tide! 021
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Q. How do you stop a Polar Bear from charging? A. You take away it’s credit card. 020
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Q. What do Penguins eat for lunch? A. Ice-burgers. 030
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Q. What is a Penguins favourite dancing style? A. Pole Dancing! 010
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Q. How do you know if a Penguin is sick? A. It has to ice-olate! 010
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Q. Why do two Penguins in a nest always agree? A. Because they don’t want to fall out. 010
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Q. What’s black and white and goes round and round? A. A Penguin in a revolving door. 010
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Q. Why don’t Penguins fly? A. Because they’re not tall enough to be pilots! 020
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Q. What do Penguins wear on their feet at nighttime? A. Slippers! 010
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Q. Why shouldn’t you write a book on Penguins? A. Because writing a book on paper is much easier! 010
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Q. What do you call a group of trumpeter Penguins? A. A brrrass band! 010
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Q. Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean? A. Because they dropped out of school! 011
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Q. Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean? A. Because they dropped out of school! 010
Jokes Of A Penguin @jokesofapenguin.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Q. What does a Penguin waiter say to their customers? A. “Waddle it be?” 021
